I haven't heard most of those songs either (or at least not those iterations). I am curious about one or two (The Killers-------'Don't Shoot Me, Santa' sounds interesting, at least).
Anyone who'd compare Jackson 5-------'I Saw Mommy Kissing Santy Claus' to goldang 'Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer' needs their flippin head examined.
And I see the terrible nightmare that is Mariah Carey's 'All I Want For Christmas is You' didn't make the list. That song is genuinely scary. It's Motorhead-------'Ace of Spades' in a santa hat.
...I like fun Christmas songs. Like 'I Yust Go Nuts at Christmas', and Ray Stevens-------'Santa Claus is Watching You'. Ahahaa. Ray Stevens is a stitch.