Lifeless Weaboos Unite

Rainbow Dash · #41

lol one piece is like half over you realize

Apollo the Just · #42

What I meant to say is that the existence of an ending that will eventually come is now actually confirmed. I didn't say anything about it getting here soon. x{D

^^ I love how they've had like eight christmases and ten summers split up by winters, and how cell phones have shrunk from giant blocks to modern cells, and over 400 mysteries have been solved, some stretching over days, but in universe it's only been about 6 months since the series started.

Kargath · #43

simpsons time continuum!

Apollo the Just · #44

Yep! Eight Christmases, twelve Halloweens, less than one year.

...forever a second-grader. That would suck. x{D

Rainbow Dash · #45

gah you're going to make me want to watch conan when i still have to catch up on breaking bad and about a million other tv shows

Apollo the Just · #46

YOU SHOULD.

It's hilarious watching the progression of the series since it's so old. It goes from the novel technology of floppy disks and phone booths to USB keys and slim cell phones at about the same rate as the proportions go from midget 6-year-old shorter than Ran's knee to normally-sized child about as tall as her waist.

Sim Kid · #47

Loot wrote:Case Closed: The Middle-Aged Detective that's still a kid.

Would explain why he's never been taken away by social services despite stumbling on dead bodies every week. :P

Apollo the Just · #48

Conan seeing dead bodies on a daily basis isn't awful knowing who he really is [which most people DON'T, but yknow].

What worries ME is the three other completely normal kids who ALSO see dead people all the time. Therapy? Nah just send them on another vacation [strike]where they will inadvertently discover another corpse[/strike]. They'll be fine.

Valigarmander · #49

645 (usually murder-centered) episodes and 15 films spanning about six months, roughly equating to three murders every day. I think the disturbing thought is why everyone hasn't moved the hell out of that city.

Kargath · #50

Isn't that pretty much a normal American city?

Apollo the Just · #51

Actually most episodes are two or three parters so we'll call it 2 murders a day.

I don't see how moving would solve the problem considering how every vacation spot they visit has corpses too. Even the characters have started commenting on how people drop dead wherever Conan goes, and these are the same derp characters who still haven't figured out who he is after all this.

Maybe if Conan were murdered the murders would stop? That just raises a moral dilemma though.

Sim Kid · #52

Kargath wrote:Isn't that pretty much a normal American city?

Only Chicago, LA, and New York City. :P

Also there are a few episodes where there isn't a murder, but they're few and far in between. (like the flag slashing one.)

Apollo the Just · #53

Yeah sometimes it's just a kidnapping, an attempted murder, or some sort of treasure hunt [but honestly those usually end up involving murders too].

The best ones are the Black Organization ones, but those usually involve lots of murders. THE BEST KIND OF MURDERS. With explosions and mysteries. Yesss.

Or the Kaitou Kid specials, but 9 times out of 10 Kid and Conan end up teaming up together to solve some sort of other murder after Kid steals something. So still... yeah

tl;dr: conan=murders. Regardless of situation.