The Neglected Camping trip (Party)
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*Ignores all the insanity and Replaces Douglas'es supply of bug spray with extra juicy meat tenderizer*
Ed: heheh..
*several hours later Douglas is covered in bandages*
Doug: I... got.. attacked... BY 10 FOOT MUTANT NUCLEAR TICKS!! WHILE ON THE TOILET!! [img]graemlins/cussing.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/cussing.gif[/img]
Ed: heheh..
*several hours later Douglas is covered in bandages*
Doug: I... got.. attacked... BY 10 FOOT MUTANT NUCLEAR TICKS!! WHILE ON THE TOILET!! [img]graemlins/cussing.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/cussing.gif[/img]
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*comes back to life* Hahahahahahahahahahano. You can't kill me.Originally posted by DrakMaerio:
Phat the Pimpede walked towards King Bannete, one of the campers and an ex-Black Sun member. Phat holds his gun up to King Bannete's head and fires a single shot into his forehead. King Bannete flew backwards into his tent with blood dripping down his body. The zombies he let out earlier ran up to him and feasted on his body parts.

Phat: Why..you little... whippersnapper..
King Banette:Ha fu gashua.... Kadoom!
*King Banette shoots out a very totally powerful hyperbeam which blasts Phat into atoms*
King Banette: Nobody can kill me. I'm dead.
GAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!1111
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"Hahaha, your little NC Party defender hero is gnoig to take me out in the Gunjin. Well, I'll be seeing the rest of you later, then. Have fun, because when I get back this island will be engulfed in flames you shall be as ashes floating in the wind," and with those words, Lemonjello faded into the trees. The campers were safe, but for only a short time.
You are an AYSUEJ.
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^I like that.
jpfr: I´m a pokémoner.
Marq: Pokémoner?
jpfr: No, lowercase P.
Marq: You´re wierd.
jpfr: Thank you, we are very few of our kind, only 386, and despite what you may think, we´re a humans.
Marq: Human? This is the wierdest thing I´ve ever seen.
jpfr: You should meet some others of us, like snorlaxer, he gets killed all the time, but he´s always revived. Or sandshrewer, he´s so funny.
Marq: Get me out of here!
jpfr: I´m a pokémoner.
Marq: Pokémoner?
jpfr: No, lowercase P.
Marq: You´re wierd.
jpfr: Thank you, we are very few of our kind, only 386, and despite what you may think, we´re a humans.
Marq: Human? This is the wierdest thing I´ve ever seen.
jpfr: You should meet some others of us, like snorlaxer, he gets killed all the time, but he´s always revived. Or sandshrewer, he´s so funny.
Marq: Get me out of here!
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*Brings a bus sized RV*
Chunky:They didn't have anymore tents.
jpfr: Awwwww, no fair
Marq: Yeah, we got a junky one...
*Chunky pulls a bug spray can the size of the Empire State Building out of his backpack*
jpfr: How'd that fit in there?
Chunky: Physics don't apply to me.
jpfr: Really?
Chunky: Yeah.
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Chunky: THERE IS NO SPOON!! *Runs into RV and drags the Bug Spray Can the Size of the Empire State Building, or the BSCtSotESB, into the RV*
Chunky:They didn't have anymore tents.
jpfr: Awwwww, no fair
Marq: Yeah, we got a junky one...
*Chunky pulls a bug spray can the size of the Empire State Building out of his backpack*
jpfr: How'd that fit in there?
Chunky: Physics don't apply to me.
jpfr: Really?
Chunky: Yeah.
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Chunky: THERE IS NO SPOON!! *Runs into RV and drags the Bug Spray Can the Size of the Empire State Building, or the BSCtSotESB, into the RV*
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jpfr: One question, how are you supposed to reach the spray button?
Chunky: I´ve built a jetpack into my backpack.
jpfr: Really? And how is the spray supposed to reach the mosquitoes from that hieght?
Chunky: The spray comes out at the bottom.
Marq: Let me see!
Chunky starts using the jetpack to get up and press. Gas flow out.
jpfr (in the middle of the gas): Oh wasn´t this nice of it? *faints*
Chunky: I´ve built a jetpack into my backpack.
jpfr: Really? And how is the spray supposed to reach the mosquitoes from that hieght?
Chunky: The spray comes out at the bottom.
Marq: Let me see!
Chunky starts using the jetpack to get up and press. Gas flow out.
jpfr (in the middle of the gas): Oh wasn´t this nice of it? *faints*
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[img]graemlins/rotfl.gif[/img]Originally posted by jigglypuffer:
jpfr: One question, how are you supposed to reach the spray button?
Chunky: I´ve built a jetpack into my backpack.
jpfr: Really? And how is the spray supposed to reach the mosquitoes from that hieght?
Chunky: The spray comes out at the bottom.
Marq: Let me see!
Chunky starts using the jetpack to get up and press. Gas flow out.
jpfr (in the middle of the gas): Oh wasn´t this nice of it? *faints*
Chunky: Ooops. *Pulls out the Anti-Bug Spray Can the Size of the Empire State Building, or the ABSCtSotESB for short, out and sprays it, causing the bug spray to dissipate*
jpfr: Thanks.
Chunky: Nop prob. Now who wants to play SSBM!?!? I brought my Games ya know.
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^Death by CELINE DION?! [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rotfl.gif[/img]
Me: HOW DARE YOU MEWTWOER?!
mewtwoer: It's mewtwoer with a lowercase m.
Me: Whatever. HOW DARE YOU KILL THEM?!
mewtwoer: Don't worry, they just fainted. Too much bad music.
Me: WELL MAYBE THIS WILL FIX YOU UP!
:I take out a boombox, and turn it on:
mewtwoer: What?
:The music plays:
mewtwoer: OH NO!!! IT'S 'NSYNC!!!! NOOOOO!!!!
Me: And Lance Bass has a solo right now!!
mewtwoer: NOOOOOO!!!! NOT SATAN REINCARNATED!!! AAAAHHHH!!!!
Me: um, you okay?
:mewtwoer falls down in a coma:
Me: OH NO I KILLED mEWTWOER!! AAAAH!!!
:I shut of the music:
Me: HOW DARE YOU MEWTWOER?!
mewtwoer: It's mewtwoer with a lowercase m.
Me: Whatever. HOW DARE YOU KILL THEM?!
mewtwoer: Don't worry, they just fainted. Too much bad music.
Me: WELL MAYBE THIS WILL FIX YOU UP!
:I take out a boombox, and turn it on:
mewtwoer: What?
:The music plays:
mewtwoer: OH NO!!! IT'S 'NSYNC!!!! NOOOOO!!!!
Me: And Lance Bass has a solo right now!!
mewtwoer: NOOOOOO!!!! NOT SATAN REINCARNATED!!! AAAAHHHH!!!!
Me: um, you okay?
:mewtwoer falls down in a coma:
Me: OH NO I KILLED mEWTWOER!! AAAAH!!!
:I shut of the music: