The Neglected Camping trip (Party)

GORE-ILLA · #21

*GORE-ILLA drives past in a car, sniping off campers with 1337 machine guns.*

Introbulus · #22

(Suddenly, and I mean SUDDENLY, a flying Station Wagon Crash-lands on Itchy Island, and Introbulus and Jim get out, along with a tent, the worlds most powerful bug spray in mint variety, and a whole lot of other camp-like stuff.)

Introbulus: We heard that there was a sniper killing off campers in the woods! So we decided to investigate!

Random Tourist: Yay! Are you gonna see to it that those nasty ol' snipers get justice?

Jim: Well, he might, but I was hoping to pay the sniper to shoot people after I feasted on their living souls.

Introbulus: Well, regardless of our out-of-tune reasons, we're here now, and we're here to stay! For how long, I don't know.

(A bullet dents itself on Introbulus's naturally thick skull)

Introbulus: Hrm...these mosquitoes aren't as bad as I had heard...

(A giant mosquitoe sucks a substantial ammount of blood from the Random Camper)

Random Camper (stuttering): Ss-sss-sss-o coold. S-ssso very cold...

Introbulus: Guess I was wrong. Jim get out the anti-mosquitoe gun!

Jim: [img]graemlins/shoot4.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/cussing.gif[/img] (Mosquitoes)

Introbulus: ...Nevermind.

Red mage · #23

Strike 1 Lemonjello. Do NOT kill campers in a horrible and dirty way.
GORE, Do not shoot any campers. However, Animals are highly acceptible.

A18: So Douglas, where'd Marq and Cara go?

Douglas: I don't know, They're not in the RV, they're not in the water, I wonder where they are?

Marq: This is AMERICA, there's GOT to be a blockbuster or VCR repair shop around here SOMEWHERE.

Cara: Marq, How many times have I told you, Itcy Island is uninhabited by people other than campers. It's a national park...And home to the nuclear mosquitoes.

Marq: *Swats a mosquito* Forget it, let's just go back to camp and put some more bug spray on.

Cara: If BSD has touched ANY of our bug spray...

Lemonjello · #24

OH NO! A STRIKE! I AM VERY MUCH TERRIFIED!

Black Skull Dragoshi · #25

BSD:*Replacing all the bug spray at the RV with Spahghetti and Meatballs,while wearing his gloves and armor*This should be fun!*Jumps into a tree*

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[img]graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] I am a lump!

GORE-ILLA · #26

*chops down the tree for NO REASON.* [img]graemlins/firedevil.gif[/img] BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!111

Red mage · #27

Lemonjello, I have tried to be nice here. I am totally sick of you and Douglas posting this bullcrap about eachother, and especially that Bullcrap that you posted back in the NC back to school party, and to think that I once had you on my buddy list because I thought you were hysterical (Especially what you did to Max. [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img] ). Douglas, this means you too. Stop trying to counter Lemonjello, because every time you counter, then he'll counter again and eventually, this topic will become nothing but flaming. So both of you stop flaming eachother. This is one party topic that I do NOT want going down in flames, so if you two are gonna fight like DBZ characters, then take it elsewhere.

BSD: What are you doing?

Purest Neutral: We're getting in trouble!

BSD: Hey!! This is a national park you know!!

Daklon: It's a board game, and we can't stop now. We're in the middle of the extreme board games marathon.

BSD: And there is a law against playing board games here.

Daklon: Since when?

:BSD puts a sign that says "No board games" on the ground:

Purest Neutral: Damn.

:BSD leaves:

Daklon: So much for the extreme board games marathon.

Purest Neutral: It wasn't really extreme. The only thing midly extreme about our board games is the Extreme chutes and Ladders because they added a chute to Banland.

:Suddenley, Yogi Bear shows up:

Yogi: Hey little boys! I'm Done stealing pik-a-nik baskets! I'm paying back my debt back to society!

:Introbulus shoots Yogi with a tranquilizer dart:

Daklon: Thank you, you saved our lives.

Black Skull Dragoshi · #28

BSD:*walks into tent*

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[img]graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] I am a lump!

gamechamp3000 · #29

Gamechamp is still under the lake, desperately trying to get out. He then finds a cave and goes inside. This cave led to another cave on the surface. The entrance was nearby.

Gamechamp: Yes!

Then, he notices a shadowy figure move in the corner of his eye. Gamechamp tries to turn and see it, but it quickley ran out of the cave.

Gamechamp: Hmm...

He goes to check outside. He sees the figure and a large amount of similer figures.

Gamechamp: I think I just thought up a plan...

To be continued...

DrakMaerio · #30

I GO SUPAR SAYIN 10 BILION~!!!!!

Black Skull Dragoshi · #31

BSD:*Is engulfed in flames then they die down and all Spahghetti,Meatballs,and Pink Silly String has disentagrated*Neat trick isn't it?

[ September 05, 2003, 09:25 PM: Message edited by: BSD:OGer Detective ]

Black Skull Dragoshi · #32

BSD:*walks into RV*BSD clone what are you doing here!?

BSDC:Stupid stuff!

BSD:*Puts hand on BSDC's head which causes the clone to explode*Idiot.*Walks out of RV*

Lemonjello · #33

Sorry A18, but all party topics go like this. Just look at the Misc. These things are retarded anyways. Come on, a camping trip through a text based role playing game. And I doubt the mods will do anything. Even Bloto allows people to crash parties.

"YOU ARE AN AYSUEJ, SIR!" yelled Lemonjello as he shot his six shot revolver at Douglas, then BSD and finally A18.

imported_jigglypuffer · #34

jpfr: What are all those people doing? However, I finnaly found a great spot to pitch up my tent.
Hey what is this?
Oh no, it´s a(n)tomic bombs!

Red mage · #35

*Ignores Lemonjello's post*

Lemonjello, you are just posting pointless SPAM in this NC party topic. I have had ENOUGH of this Anti-Douglas-BSD-and-A18 bull you've been posting. I have tried approaching you nicley, I have tried calmly telling you, I have tried ordering you, I have tried reasoning with you, and I am afraid that Douglas, BSD, and I have no choice.

LEMONJELLO!!! THE GUNJIN!! NOW!!!

Now continue everyone.

DrakMaerio · #36

A gunjin match? Haha. I gotta see this.