Mad Libs Returns

[gamechamp3000]

TV Programming
Welcome to UBC where we provide pieish programming. We show hit shows like Cooking With Blob and absolutely nobody of any importance's Advice For Losers. We also show -987654321 star movies such as The Muppets Go To Wall-To-Wall Mart and Remember The George Washingtons. There are also exciting sports events like the yelling at high levels of sound Championship and Major League peanut butter and snail slime sandwich. Just tune in to channel -987654321

the death penalty
the crime you commited was horrible. your hamsterish pie showed many George Washington Carvers . The penalty was to watch The Bill Cosby Gilligan Fairly Oddparent Brady Bunch Rugrat Johnny Bravo Yu-Gi-Oh Show of Doom for -987654321 years. this happend because you not eating a pie many peoples George Washington Carver Jr.

[ April 12, 2003, 10:55 PM: Message edited by: Gamechamp ]

[Introbulus]

My Mad Lib!

Notice: You have to type in Non-evil and Evil Character's name twice for it to make (at least a little) sense.

[blakyoshi7]

Dear Grunty Industries:
I want to thank you for all you have done for me. It's been a pleasure Bouncing with you, and representing the company as your College Proffesor. I have accepted an offer to tour with Smash Mouth as their personal Mechanic and have decided to tender my resignation as of today. I apologize for the short notice, but we leave for Greenland tomorrow. This decision has nothing to do with the Book you have provided for me here. I wish you continued success, and I want to thank you for allowing me to be a part of your Computer. Please feel free to Swing me at any time if I can be of further assistance in helping with a Sticky transition.
Sincerely,
blakyoshi7

[DeathByMonkeys]

TV Programming
Welcome to HGTV where we provide EVIL! programming. We show hit shows like Cooking With Luigi and Shane's Advice For Losers. We also show -4 star movies such as The Muppets Go To K mart and Remember The Piggys. There are also exciting sports events like the Death Championship and Major League pork. Just tune in to channel 2.5

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[blakyoshi7]

Dear Santa,
I've been really Smart this year no matter what Dr. Donez says! I swear it wasn't me who lit the TV on fire last week! I think it was Fred, so maybe you should give me a couple of His presents. If you'd like to bring me presents more frequently, say the first Friday of each month, that would be great! I don't want to sound Stretchy it's just that I think I deserve more because of all the hours I put in at the Frog shelter. Also, since starting the Blakyoshi7 Charity Fund, I've raised over 7 thousand dollars to put towards my GBA expenses. A huge savings to you in the long run! Merry Christmas Santa and Thank you!
A Fuzzy Kid,
Blakyoshi7

[blakyoshi7]

1. No nude Jumping allowed. Men must wear Smelly shorts, and women must wear one-peice bathing Balloons or Bouncy bikinis. 2. No GBA Games under the age of 243 are allowed in the Desk unless accompanied by a/an Helmet . 3. Smelling in the pool is only permitted in the Big end and only when a life Book is on duty. 4. People with Round hair must wear bathing Cups

[Pete]

Things you should never do!!!
1. Never naw on your Crap! 2. Never lick a w00t-a-licious Cheese! 3. Never eat chartruce Spam! 4. Never look at a crappy Person! 5. Never touch a teal pig! 6. Never kick a damp corpse! 7. Never kiss a red Goomba! 8. Never flick a sheep! 9. Never make a ptttttttttttttt in front of a cat! 10. Never go out with a Lithuanian spider-eating turtle