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Jirby's Voice from Inside: I have locked you out, for you see, I knew you took the Scroll of Span's Government's Secrets. No wonder Span's government has been crappy ever since you left! I came to get it. And I knew you would try to stop me, so I decided to lock you out. Oh, and I have Bill tied up in here because he tried to stop me! Mwahahahaha!
Fred: Fool! I can still open the door by...
A. Kickin' it down.
B. Deathraying it.
C. Chopping a hole in it with a hatchet.
D. Gettin' a giant log to break it down.
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Fred
EATHRAY OF DEATHLY DEATHNESS!
Fred desthrays the door down
?????:I am one of Jirby's 10 fighters of Jirbyness!
Fred:What kind of stupid title is that?
?????:Shut up!
Fred:Who are you
?????:I am.........
A:Your dark side,Derf
B:BSD
C:Krusha
D:Magma Dragoon
E:Citrus dragon
F:a velociraptor
G:Some sort of freakish combination of the ones above
H:Marx
I r. Wily
J:Kamek
K:Kefka
Fred
EATHRAY OF DEATHLY DEATHNESS!Fred desthrays the door down
?????:I am one of Jirby's 10 fighters of Jirbyness!
Fred:What kind of stupid title is that?
?????:Shut up!
Fred:Who are you
?????:I am.........
A:Your dark side,Derf
B:BSD
C:Krusha
D:Magma Dragoon
E:Citrus dragon
F:a velociraptor
G:Some sort of freakish combination of the ones above
H:Marx
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r. WilyJ:Kamek
K:Kefka
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Raptor: Roar.
Fred: That's supposed to be scary??? I've seen scarier things on Disney! Ray of Death!
Raptor: ROOOOOOOOOAR! *dies*
???: I am the second of Jirby's fighter of Jirbyness! I am...
A. Mr. T. You thought you got rid of me?
B. Ozzy Osbourne. You thought you got rid of me?
C. A psychic guy named Joe.
D. PROFESSSOR EXECUTRAIN!!!
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Raptor: Roar.
Fred: That's supposed to be scary??? I've seen scarier things on Disney! Ray of Death!
Raptor: ROOOOOOOOOAR! *dies*
???: I am the second of Jirby's fighter of Jirbyness! I am...
A. Mr. T. You thought you got rid of me?
B. Ozzy Osbourne. You thought you got rid of me?
C. A psychic guy named Joe.
D. PROFESSSOR EXECUTRAIN!!!
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Executrain:I wonder what stuffed Fred tastes like.
Fred eathray!
Fred zaps Executrain then a Jirby hologram appears.
JH:Fighters 3 through 10 will be invulnerable to your Deathray so you have to rely on your Suplex ability!
?????????:I am the 3rd fighter of Jirbyness but you may call me......
A:Magma Dragoon
B:Citrus dragon
C erf
D:All 3 fused into a devastating monster
Executrain:I wonder what stuffed Fred tastes like.
Fred
eathray!Fred zaps Executrain then a Jirby hologram appears.
JH:Fighters 3 through 10 will be invulnerable to your Deathray so you have to rely on your Suplex ability!
?????????:I am the 3rd fighter of Jirbyness but you may call me......
A:Magma Dragoon
B:Citrus dragon
C
erfD:All 3 fused into a devastating monster
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Huck: If ah were you, Ah'd preperr mahself fo a maja butt whoopin!
Fred: What?
Huck: *Hacks something up* Sorry, there was something in my throat. Anyway, I will kill you by...
A) Forcing him to whitewash fences till his arms fall off. And yes, I know that was Tom Sawyer, not Huck.
B) Throwing him into the ol' Mississippi.
C) Simply shooting him.
D) Visiting DMP.
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Huck: If ah were you, Ah'd preperr mahself fo a maja butt whoopin!
Fred: What?
Huck: *Hacks something up* Sorry, there was something in my throat. Anyway, I will kill you by...
A) Forcing him to whitewash fences till his arms fall off. And yes, I know that was Tom Sawyer, not Huck.
B) Throwing him into the ol' Mississippi.
C) Simply shooting him.
D) Visiting DMP.
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Fred: Dang, I'm thirsty. *drinks the entire Mississippi River*
Huck: NO! YOU SON OF A *gets shot by Fighter 5*
Fighter 5: I am the...
Fred: ENOUGH! I will kill the rest of you all by...
A. Bombing you
B. Making you get drunk.
C. Singing the Barney Song.
D. Summoning that stupid very p***ed half-Toad, half-Bowser monster from the NC/SSS Crossover that was probably created by a mad scientist who added 30 pounds of CFJ.
Fred: Dang, I'm thirsty. *drinks the entire Mississippi River*
Huck: NO! YOU SON OF A *gets shot by Fighter 5*
Fighter 5: I am the...
Fred: ENOUGH! I will kill the rest of you all by...
A. Bombing you
B. Making you get drunk.
C. Singing the Barney Song.
D. Summoning that stupid very p***ed half-Toad, half-Bowser monster from the NC/SSS Crossover that was probably created by a mad scientist who added 30 pounds of CFJ.
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Bowser: I can breathe fire. Like this: WOOSH! *breathes small flame not bigger than a cigarette lighter flame"
Fred: That's fantastic. So...
Bowser: And watch this! I can jump as well. *jumps*
Suddenly, an explosion comes from behind and blasts Bowser clear. It's...
A:The ghost of Johnny Bravo (remember, Fred landed on him and killed him)
B:Bill
C:The good Doctor, Donez
D:A large flying monkey with a bazooka.
Bowser: I can breathe fire. Like this: WOOSH! *breathes small flame not bigger than a cigarette lighter flame"
Fred: That's fantastic. So...
Bowser: And watch this! I can jump as well. *jumps*
Suddenly, an explosion comes from behind and blasts Bowser clear. It's...
A:The ghost of Johnny Bravo (remember, Fred landed on him and killed him)
B:Bill
C:The good Doctor, Donez
D:A large flying monkey with a bazooka.
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Fred: Donez?!?!
Donez: What am I doing here?
Jirby: Oh no! It is the legendary Dr. Ordonez!
Donez: Actually, my name is...
Jirby: I see that you are too mighty for me to defeat. I shall return to the shadows from whence I came! (runs off)
Donez: ...Infedel.
Fred: Well, now that I'm done with these losers, I can go...
A: Save Bill FINALLY!
B: Order a pizza
C: Go get tacos
D: Disco! Disco! Disco!
Fred: Donez?!?!
Donez: What am I doing here?
Jirby: Oh no! It is the legendary Dr. Ordonez!
Donez: Actually, my name is...
Jirby: I see that you are too mighty for me to defeat. I shall return to the shadows from whence I came! (runs off)
Donez: ...Infedel.
Fred: Well, now that I'm done with these losers, I can go...
A: Save Bill FINALLY!
B: Order a pizza
C: Go get tacos
D: Disco! Disco! Disco!
Now why would you look down here, anyway?
*Wishes he could change his name to \"Bowser: Terrorizing you ever since you didn\'t vote for him in 2004\"
*Wishes he could change his name to \"Bowser: Terrorizing you ever since you didn\'t vote for him in 2004\"
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Fred and Donez disco for a few minutes.
Fred:Where's Bill,Dr. Donez?
Donez:Northwest of where Jirby was.
Fred:So in other words Bill is in the kitchen?
Donez:Yes.
Fred enters the kitchen and unties Bill from the chair.
Bill:What happened?
Fred:I rescued you by defeating Jirby's minions.
Bill:I attacked him with all my might even the Extra Attack had no effect on him!
Fred:Jirby must have eaten your attack.
Bill:What should we do now?
Donez:We should order a pizza!
Bill:I'll be buying!
Fred(on the phone calling Pizza Hut):We would like 3 extra large......
A :P epperoni pizzas with extra cheese.
B :P epperoni pizzas with extra cheese a diet Sprite.
C :P epperoni pizzas with extra cheese,a diet Sprite,and breadsticks.
D :P epperoni pizzas with extra cheese,a diet Sprite,breadsticks,and dipping sauce.
E :P epperoni pizzas with extra cheese,a diet Sprite,breadsticks,dipping sauce,and stuffed crust cheese with cheddar on the and in the crusts.
Fred and Donez disco for a few minutes.
Fred:Where's Bill,Dr. Donez?
Donez:Northwest of where Jirby was.
Fred:So in other words Bill is in the kitchen?
Donez:Yes.
Fred enters the kitchen and unties Bill from the chair.
Bill:What happened?
Fred:I rescued you by defeating Jirby's minions.
Bill:I attacked him with all my might even the Extra Attack had no effect on him!
Fred:Jirby must have eaten your attack.
Bill:What should we do now?
Donez:We should order a pizza!
Bill:I'll be buying!
Fred(on the phone calling Pizza Hut):We would like 3 extra large......
A :P epperoni pizzas with extra cheese.
B :P epperoni pizzas with extra cheese a diet Sprite.
C :P epperoni pizzas with extra cheese,a diet Sprite,and breadsticks.
D :P epperoni pizzas with extra cheese,a diet Sprite,breadsticks,and dipping sauce.
E :P epperoni pizzas with extra cheese,a diet Sprite,breadsticks,dipping sauce,and stuffed crust cheese with cheddar on the and in the crusts.
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Pizza Hut Man: That will be 1 million dollars.
Fred: WHAT!?!?!?
Pizza Hut Man: Well, it's Millionaires' Day at Pizza Hut. Only millionaires can eat our pizza today.
Fred decides to...
A. Rob a bank.
B. Steal the money from an ATM machine.
C. Go to Pizza Hut and steal the pizzas.
D. Say lots of curse words over the phone.
E. Disco! Disco! Disco!
F. Ask Dr. Donez.
Pizza Hut Man: That will be 1 million dollars.
Fred: WHAT!?!?!?
Pizza Hut Man: Well, it's Millionaires' Day at Pizza Hut. Only millionaires can eat our pizza today.
Fred decides to...
A. Rob a bank.
B. Steal the money from an ATM machine.
C. Go to Pizza Hut and steal the pizzas.
D. Say lots of curse words over the phone.
E. Disco! Disco! Disco!
F. Ask Dr. Donez.
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OOC:Actually it would be 3,000,000 dollars Fusion because Fred ordered 3 of choice E.
Fred:What should I do.....DR. DONEZ!
Screen closes up to Dr Donez.
Donez:Have you checked to see anything behind your back?
Fred sees a $10,000,000 gold dragon statue behind him.
Fred o you accept 3 tenths of a $10,000,000 golden dragon statue?
Pizza Hut Man:Yes,why did you ask about that?
Fred:Because I have one.
Pizza Hut Man:Your pizzas will be here in...
A:30 seconds
B:30 minutes
C:1 hour
D:40 seconds
E:40 minutes
OOC:Actually it would be 3,000,000 dollars Fusion because Fred ordered 3 of choice E.
Fred:What should I do.....DR. DONEZ!
Screen closes up to Dr Donez.
Donez:Have you checked to see anything behind your back?
Fred sees a $10,000,000 gold dragon statue behind him.
Fred
o you accept 3 tenths of a $10,000,000 golden dragon statue?Pizza Hut Man:Yes,why did you ask about that?
Fred:Because I have one.
Pizza Hut Man:Your pizzas will be here in...
A:30 seconds
B:30 minutes
C:1 hour
D:40 seconds
E:40 minutes
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Fred: While I wait, I think I will disco.
One hour later...
Fred: Now I shall look at my pizzas.
Fred opens the pizza boxes, only to see that each one is spoiled.
Fred: Dang that Pizza Hut! I think I will get revenge by...
A. Getting a refund.
B. Blowin' up Pizza Hut.
C. Killing the delivery boy.
D. Busting some skulls.
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Fred: While I wait, I think I will disco.
One hour later...
Fred: Now I shall look at my pizzas.
Fred opens the pizza boxes, only to see that each one is spoiled.
Fred: Dang that Pizza Hut! I think I will get revenge by...
A. Getting a refund.
B. Blowin' up Pizza Hut.
C. Killing the delivery boy.
D. Busting some skulls.
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Fred EATHLY DEATHRAY OF DEATHLLY DEATHNESS!!!
Fred blows up Pizza Hut.
Bill:What should we do now?
Donez:I know!
Fred:What's your idea.....DR. DONEZ!!!!!!?????
Screen closes up in Dr. Donez.
Donez:We go to a deli that sells cheesestakes!
Fred:We should go to the cheesestake factory!
???:I could help you get there.
Everyone except ???:Who are you?
???:I am........
A:Fusion
B:A lemming named John
C:Yoshi
D:Boshi
E:Jr. Troopa
F:A blooper named Ryan
G:Introbulus
H:A orange dragon named Rick
I:BSD
(NOTE:Choices A,G,and I are VGF members)
Fred
EATHLY DEATHRAY OF DEATHLLY DEATHNESS!!!Fred blows up Pizza Hut.
Bill:What should we do now?
Donez:I know!
Fred:What's your idea.....DR. DONEZ!!!!!!?????
Screen closes up in Dr. Donez.
Donez:We go to a deli that sells cheesestakes!
Fred:We should go to the cheesestake factory!
???:I could help you get there.
Everyone except ???:Who are you?
???:I am........
A:Fusion
B:A lemming named John
C:Yoshi
D:Boshi
E:Jr. Troopa
F:A blooper named Ryan
G:Introbulus
H:A orange dragon named Rick
I:BSD
(NOTE:Choices A,G,and I are VGF members)
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???:...A lemming named John!
Fred: I am totally sick of these stupid new ???'s.
Donez: Ice pick attack!
John: *Kneels* Ow. I won't forget this! *Uses a Transferring stone*
Donez: Okay, one more ??? in the next location, I will introduce an Ice pick to whoever puts them in their posts!
*They move to the next spot*
Computer voice: Fight it out!
Fred: What was that voice for?
Thug 1: All right, that takes care of his troops...Let's kill this guy.
Rictor: Noooo! You can't do that! I am a high priest!
Thug 2: Sorry, but we have our orders.
Donez: Hmmmm...Shall we help the high priest or just get them out of our path?
Fred: Well, the only other choice is to just stand there going "Duuuuuh", so I guess we'll have to save the high priest.
*Letters appear on the screen.*
Letters: Objective: Protect Rictor!
Rictor: You've come to rescue me! Thank god!
Thug 2: Oh no! He's got reinforcements!
Thug 1: Kill them!
*After a long and heated Battle, Donez and Fred....Beat the thugs into oblivion*
Rictor: Thank you for saving me! And you are...
Fred: I am Fred the Spanyard!
Donez: And I am *Close up* Dr. Donez! *Close Up*
*Rictor reacts to Donez's name*
Rictor: No way!
Donez: Huh?
Rictor: My troops and I were sent to protect you!
Donez: No kiddin'.
Fred: Why?
Rictor: Because one of the enemies (The unnamed army) wanna kidnap Donez because of his knowledge of machinery!
Donez: Ooooookaaay, so why do they want me?
Rictor: Not only do they wanna dig these "Guns" up from underneath the NC forum, but Fiendish Machinery lies beneath the NC forum too! They want you to ressurect it, and then they'll either finish you off or sentence you to oblivion! They have harnessed the Extra Power of Bill, and they want to harness the power of the Spanyard's Death ray!
Fred: OH NO!!! They must be stopped!
*Rictor has joined your party!*
Fred: Hey cool! I have an opprotunity to use the already overused joke!
Rictor: And to make matters worse, the leader of the unnamed army is...
A. Proffesor Executrain
B. General Magruder
C. Colenal Zadok
D. Hamtaro
E. Wiegraf
F. That stupid jerk Algus
G. General Naris
???:...A lemming named John!
Fred: I am totally sick of these stupid new ???'s.
Donez: Ice pick attack!
John: *Kneels* Ow. I won't forget this! *Uses a Transferring stone*
Donez: Okay, one more ??? in the next location, I will introduce an Ice pick to whoever puts them in their posts!
*They move to the next spot*
Computer voice: Fight it out!
Fred: What was that voice for?
Thug 1: All right, that takes care of his troops...Let's kill this guy.
Rictor: Noooo! You can't do that! I am a high priest!
Thug 2: Sorry, but we have our orders.
Donez: Hmmmm...Shall we help the high priest or just get them out of our path?
Fred: Well, the only other choice is to just stand there going "Duuuuuh", so I guess we'll have to save the high priest.
*Letters appear on the screen.*
Letters: Objective: Protect Rictor!
Rictor: You've come to rescue me! Thank god!
Thug 2: Oh no! He's got reinforcements!
Thug 1: Kill them!
*After a long and heated Battle, Donez and Fred....Beat the thugs into oblivion*
Rictor: Thank you for saving me! And you are...
Fred: I am Fred the Spanyard!
Donez: And I am *Close up* Dr. Donez! *Close Up*
*Rictor reacts to Donez's name*
Rictor: No way!
Donez: Huh?
Rictor: My troops and I were sent to protect you!
Donez: No kiddin'.
Fred: Why?
Rictor: Because one of the enemies (The unnamed army) wanna kidnap Donez because of his knowledge of machinery!
Donez: Ooooookaaay, so why do they want me?
Rictor: Not only do they wanna dig these "Guns" up from underneath the NC forum, but Fiendish Machinery lies beneath the NC forum too! They want you to ressurect it, and then they'll either finish you off or sentence you to oblivion! They have harnessed the Extra Power of Bill, and they want to harness the power of the Spanyard's Death ray!
Fred: OH NO!!! They must be stopped!
*Rictor has joined your party!*
Fred: Hey cool! I have an opprotunity to use the already overused joke!
Rictor: And to make matters worse, the leader of the unnamed army is...
A. Proffesor Executrain
B. General Magruder
C. Colenal Zadok
D. Hamtaro
E. Wiegraf
F. That stupid jerk Algus
G. General Naris
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Donez: NOOOOOOOOOOO! WHY GOD WHY!? WHY IS EXECUTRAIN THE LEADER?!
Fred: You say something?
Donez: Never mind.
Rictor: Well, he is also an adept in robotics so he seemed like the best choice.
Donez: YOU employed him to be the leader?! GRRR... ICE PICK ATTACK! *misses*
Fred: Erm... is there anything worthwhile that I can do?
Rictor:Yes. You could...
A: Go and find Executrain
B: Order us some pizza
C: Go and get a robot for us to use from e-bay
D: Use your flying abilities for no good reason
Donez: NOOOOOOOOOOO! WHY GOD WHY!? WHY IS EXECUTRAIN THE LEADER?!
Fred: You say something?
Donez: Never mind.
Rictor: Well, he is also an adept in robotics so he seemed like the best choice.
Donez: YOU employed him to be the leader?! GRRR... ICE PICK ATTACK! *misses*
Fred: Erm... is there anything worthwhile that I can do?
Rictor:Yes. You could...
A: Go and find Executrain
B: Order us some pizza
C: Go and get a robot for us to use from e-bay
D: Use your flying abilities for no good reason
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