NC CYOA! (Not affilated with Jay's)

[Dark_Mario]

WARNING:This is not affilated by any means with Jay Resop's Choose Your Own Adenventure Flash Thingy.

[RULES] *No Dragonball Z crap or anything off topic.
*Someone creates a sentence and gives a couple choices at the end like what happends.
*Yes, insanity is allowed, but please don't go overboard with stupid crap.
*Uhhhh..7?

Mario was walking down the road to his favorite pasta place when he saw Luigi stomping towards him. Mario then found out...

A)Luigi wanted to kill him
B)Luigi deststroyed his favorite pasta place
C)Luigi likes Al Gore's pants
D)Luigi is Jewish

[homer]

C!

Mario:Oh no!you like Al Gore's Pants!?!?
Luigi :( inser whatever here)

Luigi A.punches him
B Gives Mario Super Wedgie O' Doom.
CPunches him or
D.Kicks his shin

[A Genius]

Both A and C.

Luigi punches Mario, twice. Mario, in the pain, accidentally walks off a cliff. He then...

A. Uses a Super Mushroom so that when he hits the ground, the worst that will happen is that he'll shrink.

B. Uses his Cape/Racoon Tail/Wing Cap/Some other flying item to... um, fly.

C. Sings the Ghost Buster's theme.

D. Summons a "Dark Force" to aid him.

-A Genius (Dark Force from Phantasy Star.)

[Dark_Mario]

Mario sings the Ghost Buster's theme song and he hits the ground. He wakes up sorrounded by little blue midgets with sticks. Mario hear one of them say...

A)"Let's eat him!"
B)"Let's steal his pants!"
C)"Let's eat his hat!"
D)"Let's do nothing!"

[Tonberry2k]

They Steal his pants. When Mario regains conciousness, he wanders into

A) A desert
B) Dr. Donez's lab
C) A JC Penny parking lot
D) Nimbus Land
-T2K

[homer]

Im an Nc!!!BILL!!!FRED!!!HELP!!!MARIS HERE AND HES NOT WEARING PANTS!!!!
Fred ont worry Dr.D, I'll

A.Shoot mario
B.Death ray mario
C.Nuke Mario
or D.Throw bill at mario

[A Genius]

D.

Bill: What?

Fred: Yah! *chucks Bill at Mario*

Bill then...

A. Uses the Extra Attack.

B. Flies out of the way. You know, on his magic carpet.

C. Does nothing, and crashes into Mario.

D. Teaches himself Latin. (???)

-A Genius (Latin sucks, or so I've heard.)

[WillTheExtraGuy]

B)

Fred: Must...destroy...accursed...carpet...

Fred tries to deathray Bill's carpet and misses every time. Finally, someone appears. It is...

A) Mr. T.
B) Bill Gates
C) Jay Respo
D) Kyle Orland

[LemonyDudeGuy912328]

A.

Mr. T appears and yells at everyone. He then grabs Bill and takes him to Mr. T land. He then forces Bill to:

A: Watch Barney
B: Praise a sandwich
C: Blow up Iraq
D: Kill Fred

[Introbulus]

A

Mr. T: I pity Da fo who don't watch Barney!

Fred: I pity Da fo who steal my freind! DEATHLY DEATHRAY OF DEATHLY DEATHNESS!!!

Mr. T is sent flying over the horizon.

Mr. T: I pity Da fo who don't know that I'll be back!

Meanwhile, Mario...

A: Did absolutely nothing. I mean, come on, he's Mario!
B: Kicked Fred in the shin.
C: Ran away screaming like a little school Girl
D: Kidnapped Bill.
E: Tried to eat Donez.
F: Got eaten by Donez.

[WillTheExtraGuy]

B)

Mario: That's-a for blasting-a Mr. T. over-a the horizon!

Fred:...

A) "YOU (BEEP!) PIECE OF (BEEP!)!!! PREPARE TO GET YOUR (BEEP!) KICKED!!!"
B) "You know that that didn't hurt, don't you?"
C) Deathray!
D) EAT LEAD, (BEEP!)ING BABY! (Pulls out a gun.)
E) Look-a at me! I'm-a mimicking Mario-a!

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[spicy]

A!

Ozzy:Wha-why a-are you stealing my fuh-(BLEEP)-ing lines you bee-beetle fink?OZZY BEAM OF IRON MAN!

*Blast Fred*

Suddenly...Ozzy is attacked by

A)Ted Kennedy
B)A GTA3 enthusiast
C)The Slim Jim Mascot
D)Some guy named Dane
E)Mahatma Gandhi

[WillTheExtraGuy]

Dane: Danely Daneray of Danely Daneness! *blasts Ozzy*

Ozzy: And I was so close! *vanishes*

???: I will kill you for no apparent reason, for I am...

A) Mr. T. You thought you got rid of me!?
B) Johnny Bravo.
C) Tommy Vercetti, the hero of Grand Theft Auto.
D) Max Steel.

[Sim Kid]

B

???: I am Jonny Bravo! Ooh sassy! I am gonna put the moves on you! oooooh baby!
Dane: What the heck...?
Jonny Bravo: I am in love with you!
Dane: I think I am gonna....

A) Threaten him
B) kill him
C) Use him as a footstool or a table to play scrabble on and tie him up and beat him up and throw him out of Babylon.

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[ShadowWarriorLuke]

C

Johnny: Mmmm... foot stooly
Fred: yyyyyYYYAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHHH! OOF! Great! I landed on this foot stool! Damn Ozzy! Oh well, time to:

A: Eat pizza.
B: Go and ask Donez
C: Watch Baywatch
D: Go and get revenge on Ozzy for making a fool out of the almighty Spanyard!

[WillTheExtraGuy]

D.

Fred: *knocks on the door of Ozzy's mansion* Ozzy!

Ozzy: *opens the door* It's you again!? I thought I told you to stop bothering me!

Fred: I will kill you by...

A. Becoming gay and having sex with Bill Gates.

B. Shooting you!

C. Deathraying you!

D. I like pie.

[Sim Kid]

A. I will kill you by becoming Gay and having *** with Bill GateS!

Ozzy: WHAT?? NOOOOOOOO!!! *dies*
Fred: Just kidding!
???: Very well, I see that you have killed Ozzy. But I'm not going to be easy! *Appears*
Fred: OH NO!!!! IT'S....

A. That stupid jerk Algus from FFT

B. Jirby

C. Lord Saher

D. Lavos

E. Malomyotismon

F. RRRIIIIICCCCTTTTTOOOORRR!!

[goldendarkmechayoshi]

D

Lavos :( insert T-rex/Dragon hybrid sounds here)

Fred :P -U!You need a breath mint!

Lavos:What's a breath mint?

Fred(to himself):Now that he's stupified I should...

A eathray him
B:Run
C eathray him
D:All of the above

[goldendarkmechayoshi]

OOC:Hello anybody home?

[Sim Kid]

A.

Fred: DEATHRAY!
Lavos: Ow. Why do I die so quickly?
Fred: That was too easy.
???: But i'm not!
Fred: That's it! I am totally sick of this DEATHLY DEATH RAY OF DEATHLY DEATHNESS!!!
???: Ouchies.
???2: RRRRRIIIIIKKKKUUU!!! NOOOO! YOU KILLED RIKU!!
Fred: This is totally weird. *Leaves*

*Bill and Fred's house*
Fred: Hhhhmmm...Bill must not be home. *Tries to go in, but someone has changed the locks*
Fred: HEY!! *Rings the doorbell*

Who Answers the Door?

A. Eiko

B. George Bush

C. Jill the Extra Gal

D. Bill the Extra guy

E. Jirby

F. Rictor