NC School returns

[Introbulus]

Introbulus: (Breaks the bear trap into 49 pieces exactly) That hurt a little!

Jim: ...Aren't you supposed to be immune to metalic attacks?

Introbulus: ...I guess it was made of wood?

Jim: (sigh) Let's just keep running before we're late for our own...

(RING!)

Jim: ...classes! (they run out of the maze, and down the hallway)

Will: Hey guys, I just wanted to apolo...

(Introbulus punches Will in the face)

Jim: Why'd you do that!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Introbulus: Don't worry, he'll be fine.

Will: OW! I can't believe that idiot punched...

(suddenly, Will notices a large sack of money is right in front of him, with the words "thanks for letting me punch you" written on it)

Will: ...

Notice: Even if Will is rich, that's a lot of money.

[Dee Emm]

::in the shower rooms, Ranma hears the bell ring::
DAMN! ::thrusts the shower knob on hot so he changes into his normal self, then he gets dressed & runs off to classes::

[GORE-ILLA]

GORE-ILLA rushes to class, having done practically nothing so far in this story.

[Dee Emm]

::sits in class, ignoring the lesson, doodling on a sheet of paper , also having done little. When the teacher isn't looking, Ranma throws a paper ball at GORE-illa::

[GORE-ILLA]

*When the teacher isn't looking, fires a laser beam from his eye at Ranma.*

[Dee Emm]

::moves forward as the beam knocks off a hair or two::

::eyes widen as he stares, then goes back to his drawing::

[Legion]

*teacher looks up*

Legion: No throwing or zapping in this classroom. You hear me. Or Mr. Puffy will come and take care of you.

*points to a marshmellow wearing sunglasses*

Class:

[WillTheExtraGuy]

Meanwhile, in the hallway...

Will: Well, at least I gots some money.

DM: Will.

Will: I can go on a shopping spree at Wal-Mart!

DM: Will!

Will: I can buy a trenchcoat!

DM: WILL!

Will: WHAT!?

DM: That's counterfeit money.

Will: THEY GAVE ME COUNTERFEIT MONEY!? THAT'S IT! TIME TO DESTROY THEM!

Will's Gang: Ugh. *put on their Anything-Proof Vests and get their Infinite-Ammo Machine Guns*

They go to detention.

Jim: GET OUT, OR I'LL GIVE YOU DETENTION!

Will: Shaddaup!

Will pulls out a match and burns Jim.

Jim: ARRGH!

They run to Introbulus's class next.

Introbulus: What the heck!?

Will: Goodnight. *punches Introbulus*

The gang and Will go back to their normal class.

TO BE CONTINUED...

[GORE-ILLA]

GORE-ILLA: *looks at the marshmallow, shivers, and goes back to his work.*

[Dee Emm]

::yawns again, takes out a bag of doritos and starts eating::

Legion: No eating in class, Ranma!

::Ranma throws away the bag, then when Legion isn't looking, he takes out a second bag. He eats a few chips when Legion looks away::

[Greatluigi]

OOC: Will, what were the guns for? You just bring them out for no reason.

[Dee Emm]

Bah. For all intensive purposes, class is over.

::Ranma stops in the hall to get some water from the fountain, then gets kicked in the ass by a sixth grader. Getting water on his face, he chases the kid around, then stuffs him an a can::

[Legion]

*kid walks up to marhmellow and starts prodding it*

Kid: So, I'm supposed to be afraid of this? *laughs*

Legion: Careful, you don't want to provoke...

*Suddenly, the marshmellows leaps at the kid and rips his face off, then settles back on the desk*

Legion: *looks around to check no-one's there, then presses a button on his desk. The corpse falls down into a huge pit filled with dead people. Trapdoor then closes*

[ February 23, 2003, 04:55 PM: Message edited by: Legion. Yes, just Legion. ]

[WillTheExtraGuy]

Will: I hate that marshmallow! Albert!

Albert grabs Mr. Puffy and devours him.

Legion: You ate Mr. Puffy!

Albert: Yeah!

Legion: Thanks, I didn't like him anyway.

Albert: You're welcome. *sits back down*

[Legion]

*Albert suddenly goes into spasms and starts writhing on the floor*

Legion: I forgot to mention. Mr. Puffy was poisonous.

[WillTheExtraGuy]

Albert: It's not the poison. I just have this terrible rash on my *bleep*. *rubs butt against the floor*

Legion: Oh.

Albert: Besides, I've eaten and drank more poisonous things than Mr. Puffy, like snake venom.

Class: Ewwwwwwwwww.

Albert's Ex-Girlfriend: SNAKE VENOM!? COUGH! HACK! *dies*

Legion: Okaaayyy...

Albert: *burp*

Legion: Albert, you've got serious issues!

Albert: Yeah, I know.

[Sim Kid]

(Wow, this topic hasn't even been up for a week yet and already it's got 10 pages.)

Name: Ashley
Role: 8th grader, Zak's Girlfriend
About role: Is also in Choir.

Name: Casey
Role: 9th grader
About role: Can hack into the computers to install Half Life, And he wants to do it to all the computers.

Name: Michelle
Role: 8th grader
About Role: Myserious girl, some people think you're on her Death list, but only a few people are. She's also in Karate with Zak.

Zak: What the heck is in here? *Enters and finds himself in a maze* Aw crap. Maze. I hate Mazes. *The door slams shut behind him and locks* (Bleep)!!! The (bleep) door locked!
*suddenley, Ashley appears*
Ashley: Oh no, you too? I swear this maze is bigger than the whole Digiworld!
Zak: Um, how long have you been in here?
Ashley: Ever since Valentine's day.
Zak: Crapadi. (Pronounced: Crap-A-Dee)
Ashley: And to make matters worse, there are wild Pokemon in here!
Zak: AAAAAAAA! Not Pokemon! *Ashley has Joined your party!*
*Zak and Ashley wander around the maze for hours*
Zak: Where are all the pokemon again?
Michelle: KEEEAAAAAIIII!!! *Kills the Pikachu about to attack Ashley*
Ashley: There you are! The whole reason I'm trapped in here is because I'm looking for you!
Michelle: We have to get out of here quickly! These pokemon have me on their death lists. And by the way, that one over there has psychic powers. *Michelle has joined your party*
Ashley: AAAHH! RUUUN!!! *Everyone runs, and after 10 hours of running, they run into Casey*
Casey: No computers in here! WHAT KIND OF ROOM IS THIS??? This seems like Half life the way these aliens are attacking me.
Zak: They are called Pokemon, and if we all go together, then we might be able to get rid of all of them.
Casey: Good. *Casey has joined your party* Cool, we're having a party?
Ashley: That joke is so overused it's as funny as "The wiggles".
*As Ashley says that, The Wiggles appear*
Everyone: AAAAH!!! THE WIGGLES!! AAAAAHHH!!!

[WillTheExtraGuy]

After Legion's class...

Will: Wanna see if Jay's working on a new comix?

Will's Gang: YEAH!

So, they go to the final door upstairs and try to open it, but it's locked.

Will: Kimo.

Kimo punches the door in two.

Will: Come on.

???: We're dancin' with Wags the Dog!

Will: That can only be...

Will and Gang: ...THE WIGGLES!

???: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.......!

DM: That was the sound of another person in the depths of this maze. We must find them!

So, they travel around and eventually find Zak.

Zak: They took Michelle and Ashley!

A. Mime: *sign language* (Who took them?)

Zak: The...Koopa Bros.!

Will: Let's find them!

All: YEAH!

Kool Aid V: OH *gets beat and shot*

TO BE CONTINUED...

OOC: I've revealed the bullies names. The biggest bully is Kimo. The bully is Joey. The fat bully is Albert. The quiet bully is A. Mime. And the smart bully is Chris.

[Red mage]

Me: That's it! I am sick and tired of wating for Mr. Introbulus. I'm gonna look for him in the closet! :Goes into the closet and finds out that it doesn't have a floor:

Me: Uh oh. :Falls and lands in the maze:

Me: (bleep). Well this might be where Mr. Introbulus is. :looks for Introbulus, but the lights go out:

Me: (bleep)!!!

???: Who the (Bleep)?

Me: Uh oh, sounds like someone's following me!

???: Is that you Katie? HELP HELP!!! THEY'RE PUSING A PRESSURE POINT!!

Me: Michelle?? Who the (bleep) Has you?

???: We've got you now! :Grabs me:

Me: MMPH! MMMM!

Michelle: I was wandering where the other one went.

Me: MMMPH MMM ME!

Kool Aid VI: OH-*gets killed by everyone*

[Introbulus]

(Suddenly, Introbulus takes a big yawn and get's up)

Introbulus: Oh man! I KNEW I shouldn't have taken that delayed-reaction sleeping pill(s).

(Jim appears on a platform, hovering over Introb.)

Introbulus: What happened to you?

Jim: I died. That kid finally killed me.

Introbulus: Wow, that must suck! Wanna go get even with them?

Jim: Sure! (Hops off the platform)

Introbulus: (pulls out an N64) This gun detector should lead us RIGHT to them! Let's go!

Uh-Oh! Looks like Jim and Introbulus are seeking revenge on Will! Will Will destroy them all over again? Can Ashly and co. escape from the maze? Where is Zak again? Does Introbulus even CARE that he missed his own lesson?

Introbulus: Not really, I was just going to give them all candy without reason.

Android 18: NOOOO!!!!!

Jim: Did you hear that?

Introbulus: Yes.

Jim: Okay.

Well, anyway, maybe you should just read the next post. I'm sure that person has something witty to say about all this...stuff.