NC School returns

All about the Neglected Characters in the Mario/Video Game World.
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Post by GORE-ILLA » Sat Feb 22, 2003 2:14 pm

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Snapple Real Fact # 301:
William Shakespeare was born and died on the same day: April 23.

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Post by Ed the Spamyard » Sat Feb 22, 2003 2:37 pm

*after a week stuck in the dungeon I come out but my 32 bit sprite body is now 8-bit*

*I try to talk but only text boxes appear above my head*

Edward: What in the world?...Im a freakin edited megaman sprite! GAHHH!!!

*I look back and the dungeon I was in was called...: DEFORM DUNGEON where the classics rule*

Edward: Well this stinks.... hey whats this?

Edward has picked up a remote control

Edward: ...Stupid rpg style..recken feckin grrr.... well I wonder what it does...

Edward has selected and used remote control

Control activates mega multi 8-bit ray

*whole school turns 8-bit with every one in it*

Edward: .....DAMMIT!!!

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Post by Sim Kid » Sat Feb 22, 2003 4:00 pm

Zak: AAAAGGGHHH! I'm an 8 bit protoman sprite! And the whole school's 8-bit! Well, time to get into the "Seckrit lab" to undo this.

Seckrit Lab:
Purple Tentacle: STOP!
Zak: Oh great, How was it you use to get past purple tentacle? Oh yeah. *Death Rays Purple tentalce to death* Okay, now let's look at this thing, shall we? *Looks at control panel* Um...What does this button do? *Pushes it and the Backstreet Boys plays over the intercom at full blast.

Hallway:
GL: AAAAAGGGGHHH! NOOOOO!!!!
Kamek: AAAAAAAAAAAA!!! NOT BACKSTREET BOYS!!!
Introbulus: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIEEEEEE!!! BACKSTREET BOYS!!!
DM: AAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Jim: No....Not the Backstreet Boys....
Will: The horror...The Horror...

Zak: I don't think that was the right one, I'll push this one. *The Hora plays at full blast.*

Kamek: AAAA!! NOW THE HORA TOO? WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE??!!!
Will: The hora....The Hora...

Zak: I still think that's the wrong one. What does this one do? *The whole school turns 128 bit*

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Post by WillTheExtraGuy » Sat Feb 22, 2003 4:17 pm

Will: Hey!

DM: What is it now?

Will: We forgot Zak and Katie! They're still in the dungeon! We gotta sneak past GL, get them out, and go to my mansion!

All: YEAH!!!

Kool Aid IV: OH *gets shot*

Will: *blows on pistol* Heh heh heh.

They rush back in there. When they get inside, they are surrounded by blue Toads. Security!

Security Officer: We need to talk to you. You've been shooting some people lately. Right on! This is NC School, the most violent school in the world! Okay, you can pass now. *gets shot along with the rest of security*

Will: Alright, we gotta get to the dungeon.

???: That can be arranged.

Out of the shadows, Jim and Introbulus appear.

Jim: Did you think you could kill us?

Introbulus: Yeah. We made clones of ourselves!

Jim: Looks like this school will not become a PS2 Arcade, but a Pidgit & Bully Torture Shop! MWAHAHA!

???: So, you though you could get away with this evil?

Suddenly, GL appears.

GL: You two are the cause of making this school a living ****! All the kids are hiding behind turned-over tables shooting at other kids! It's a gun-war! And you know why? You have sent each of these kids to the janitor's closet to remain there until they clean it!

Introbulus: So, what're you gonna do?

GL: I'm gonna say two words. You're fired!

Jim: You can't fire us!

GL: I can and I will! Besides, Jay lets me fire anyone I want!

Jim and Introbulus walk away and mutter cuss-words to themselves.

GL: I feel so dang good about firing you that I'm gonna sing a song! Nah nah nah nah! Nah nah nah nah! Hey hey hey! Goodbye!

Will/Will's Gang/GL: Nah nah nah nah! Nah nah nah nah! Hey hey hey! Goodbye!

TO BE CONTINUED...

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Post by Sim Kid » Sat Feb 22, 2003 4:33 pm

Zak: Okay, I think I fixed this, Hey! The meteor! *Picks up meteor* Now I only have 30 minutes to take it to the Edsel!! *Runs like crazy out of the Seckrit Lab*
*Will and DM appear in the dungeon*
Will: There you are Zak! What's that?
Zak: It's the Purple Meteor! I have to get it to the Edsel QUICK before the school blows up!
Will: What happened to Katie?
Zak: No time! We have to get to the Edsel! We only have 28 minutes before the school blows sky high!
*Zak, DM, and Will tear out of the Dungeon*
GL: Now just a minute! Where are you going with tha-
*Will pushes GL out of the way*
GL: HEY!!!
*The trio run through the school*
Kamek: What the heck is that?
Zak: NO TIME!!!
*In the Garage*
Zak: *Pant* Okay. *Pant* We only have 5 minutes to get it in and send it into outer space.
Will: HURRY!! THERE'S NOT MUCH TIME!
*Zak shoves the Meteor in the Edsel*
Zak: PUSH!!!
*Zak, DM, and Will push the Edsel*
Zak: We're not gonna make it in time!!
*Suddenley, Introbulus and Jim appear out of nowhere and push the Edsel*
Jim: Don't lose hope!
*Katie and Bernard run into the garage and help push the Edsel*
Will: Oh no! It's not moving! We're not strong enough to get rid of it!
*Kamek and GL run in and push the Edsel*
Zak: Lemme guess...This is one of those epic moments where the whole school pithces in to move the Edsel.
GL: ON 3! 1! 2! 3!
DM: 10 SECONDS LEFT!!!
*At the last second, everyone sucessfully pushes the Edsel and then it blasts off into outer space. The Edsel explodes and it looks like a bunch of Fireworks just went off at the same time*
Everyone: Oooooooh!

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Post by WillTheExtraGuy » Sat Feb 22, 2003 4:40 pm

Comix Hater Guy: This is so stupid! It's not supposed to be NC School! It should be Law School! They talk about it all the time in the comix! And the janitor's closet is NOT a jungle! And guns aren't allowed in school! Will and his gang should be taken to jail! And the principal's office doesn't have a maze before it! And there is no dungeon in schools! And there are no such things as Infinite-Ammo Machine Rifles and Anything-Proof Vests! I mean, come on! This story is a piece of *gets shot*

Jay: *blows on pistol* Heh heh heh.

TO BE CONTINUED...

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Post by GORE-ILLA » Sat Feb 22, 2003 4:44 pm

^That guy did have some points...
Snapple Real Fact # 301:
William Shakespeare was born and died on the same day: April 23.

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Post by Legion » Sat Feb 22, 2003 5:19 pm

Suddenly, and for no apparant reason, Mario appears on a hill beside the school.

Mario: This-a school will-a become a Game-a-cube arcade. A-attack!

*thousands of gibbering Nintendo fanboys stream towards the school*

Mario: Hahahahahaha... *gets shot through the head with a high-powered sniper rifle*

Jay: *pointing rifle out of school window* Take that, you non-neglected... *school anti-swearing system overloads*
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Post by WillTheExtraGuy » Sat Feb 22, 2003 5:32 pm

General Mariofan: GET JAY!!!

They all march towards the school carrying guns, hand-grenades, etc.

Jay: *holding walkie talkie* Need backup.

GL: *also holding walkie talkie* Roger! (loudspeaker)All kids who brought guns to school report to the school hill, because there are a million Nintendo fanboys about to kill us! This is urgent! Do this, or you're all expelled!

All the kids get their weapons and go out to the school hill. In a few hours, there are 789,000 dead fanboys and 5 dead NC students. They all hold a big funeral for the dead 5 in the school auditorium. Afterwards, they go back to their original school lives.

Jay: (loudspeaker)School dismissed for spring vacation!(/loudspeaker)

Kids: YEAH!

So, they go home and enjoy their week of no school. After the week, they go back to NC School and their classes.

Jay: (loudspeaker)Welcome back to NC School! Hope you enjoyed your spring break, because their will be no summer vacation!(/loudpeaker)

Kids/Teachers: Oh *bleep*!

Jay: (loudspeaker)Just kidding!(/loudspeaker)

TO BE CONTINUED...

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Post by Greatluigi » Sat Feb 22, 2003 5:43 pm

GL: JIM AND INTROBULUS ARE UN-FIRED!!!!!!!!! WILL'S GANG AND ZAK'S GANG MUST REPORT TO DETENTION!!!! :D :D

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Post by Introbulus » Sat Feb 22, 2003 5:56 pm

Jim: (Kills Great Luigi, who has his mechanical parts go flying everywhere) Stupid clones.

Introbulus: (Kills Introbulus and Jim) I am NEVER cloning myself again! It's way too confusing for this storyline!

(suddenly, Introbulus runs by with a time bomb)

Introbulus: BLOW UP THE SCHOOL!

Introbulus: (BLAMMO!)

Jim: ...No more clones, eh?

Introbulus (the real one): ...Hehehe... (RING!) Oh look! It's time for physics class! (rushes off to Physics)

Jim: (sigh) I hate working with the insanist ones.
Now why would you look down here, anyway?

*Wishes he could change his name to \"Bowser: Terrorizing you ever since you didn\'t vote for him in 2004\"

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Post by Greatluigi » Sat Feb 22, 2003 5:59 pm

GL:YOU TWO...UM.....INTROBULUS AND JIM, WHERE ARE THE AMASSING ARMY OF CLONES COMING FROM1?!?!?!!!?!?! THAT FUC-*BLEEP BLEPP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEPING BLEEP* HOBO!?!!??!!? :mad: :mad:

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Post by Introbulus » Sat Feb 22, 2003 6:08 pm

Jim: Honestly, I don't know...

(meanwhile, in the boiler room)

A genius: "You put the DNA in, you take the clone out, you put the DNA in, and you shake the clone about!..."
Now why would you look down here, anyway?

*Wishes he could change his name to \"Bowser: Terrorizing you ever since you didn\'t vote for him in 2004\"

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Post by WillTheExtraGuy » Sat Feb 22, 2003 6:09 pm

GL: I was just kidding about Jim and Introbulus being un-fired and Will and his gang getting detention! Go back to your daily routines!

Meanwhile, Jim and Introbulus are in the Boiler Room with A. Genius.

A. Genius: Roomates!

Introbulus: This just great! We lost our jobs, money, houses, everything!

A. Genius: Look on the bright side! No bills to pay!

Jim: WE DON'T HAVE TO PAY BILLS BECAUSE WE HAVE NOTHING TO PAY THEM WITH!

A. Genius: Sorry!

Introbulus: It's all that dirty GL's fault! He fired us!

A. Genius: You think THAT'S bad? I just got shot and lost all but one of my lives!

Jim/Introbulus: That IS bad.

A. Genius: I think we should assassinate Jay and write a phony will saying that we inherit his mansion!

Jim: That's actually a good idea!

Introbulus: Guess hobos have brains after all.

What they don't know is that a mysterious figure is watching.

???: Hmm...

He rushes to GL's office.

GL: Introbulus called me dirty? That's nothing! I've been called *bleep*, *bleep*, *bleep*, and *bleep* in my past. Also, I've been called...

???: Okay, I get the point!

GL: Hey, didn't you say something about them killing Jay and writing a phony will saying that they inherit Jay's mansion and wealth?

???: Yeah, I did.

GL: I don't give a crap. Tell Jay, he will probably give a few craps.

So ??? rushes to the last door, goes through the maze, and gets to Jay's office with ease.

Jay: I did not summon...er...call you! Come back later!

???: But it's urgent news!

Jay: What can be so urgent?

??? whispers in Jay's ear.

Jay: They want to kill me, write a phony will, and inherit my wealth!?

???: Yeah.

Jay: They can have it for all I care. I mean, I can't take my money to heaven.

???: Okay.

Jay: You're excused, Will.

Will: Thanks.

Will leaves and meets up with his gang.

Smart Bully: Did our monarch report anything that will become useful in the future?

Will: He said that he didn't give a crap.

Meanwhile, in the boiler room...

A. Genius: I've invented three machine guns and three bullet-proof vests that we can use.

Jim: SWEET!

Introbulus: DITTO!

They put on the vests and pick up their guns.

All 3: ONWARD TO KILL JAY RESOP AND INHERIT HIS MANSION AND WEALTH!

TO BE CONTINUED...

[ June 01, 2003, 03:39 PM: Message edited by: El Diablo ]

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Post by spicy » Sat Feb 22, 2003 6:13 pm

Name:Busizuku
Role:8th grade(Vietnam Flashback of 8th grade)
About Role:Your typical horror,Misfit,Right-Wing hating guy who was a virgin(Quit typing Angus) until College

Other People:

Angus
Role:8th grader
About Role :P yromanic and overly hyperactive was what fellow students,and docters said best described him.Big fan of AC/DC

Syd
Role:8th grader
About Role:Ever wanted to be Caesar?This kid ddid in 8th grade and works as hard as he can to be him.This includes trying to score with the exchange student,with hilarious results

Steven
Role:8th grade
About Role:Thatrs right Spicy BEFORE he changed his name.He's still the same irish hooligan as he always was, still swinging around his drumsticks,still getting into fights with the football team
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Post by Introbulus » Sat Feb 22, 2003 6:15 pm

OOC: :rolleyes: I was hired back. Even if I WAS fired, I got my job back. I have no reason to be in that boiler room. We also have no reason to be angry at GL.

Still OOC: Why would we need bullet-proof vests?

[ February 22, 2003, 04:18 PM: Message edited by: Introbulus ]
Now why would you look down here, anyway?

*Wishes he could change his name to \"Bowser: Terrorizing you ever since you didn\'t vote for him in 2004\"

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Post by WillTheExtraGuy » Sat Feb 22, 2003 6:23 pm

OOC: First of all, I wrote that you get to have revenge on Jay. And GL was the one who fired you in the story, wasn't he? And second, you need bullet proof vests to help you to not get shot.

Hope that explained everything.

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Post by Introbulus » Sat Feb 22, 2003 6:30 pm

OOC: As you recall, I was hired back AFTER I was fired. And in case you forgot, bullets will NOT bother me, remember that whole part where I got shot?

Once again, OOC: Why would I want to kill Jay or GL?
Now why would you look down here, anyway?

*Wishes he could change his name to \"Bowser: Terrorizing you ever since you didn\'t vote for him in 2004\"

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Post by GORE-ILLA » Sat Feb 22, 2003 6:32 pm

[ February 22, 2003, 04:33 PM: Message edited by: GORE-ILLA Likes Cheese ]
Snapple Real Fact # 301:
William Shakespeare was born and died on the same day: April 23.

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Post by spicy » Sat Feb 22, 2003 6:33 pm

Steven:Man,I can't belive how dumb all those Dead or Alive commercials are

Angus:Yeah,first of all, how old is the guy with the creepy grin in the bottom right?

Steven:Like 30 probably

Syd:Those nerds who buy those games are so pathetic

Steve :D idn't you have "Nude Sailor Moon" on your favorites?

Syd:That's irrevalent

*Then from out of the lockers,er shadows, long,skinny arms pull Syd into their dark abyss*

???:*Nasaly*Haha so we have captured Syd,who thinks we have no lives for getting erections from DOA:XV.Well let's see if how you like watching a THREE HOUR MOVIE ABOUT THE GAME,FULL OF HALF-NAKED NON-EXISTANT WOMEN MWUHAHAHAHA HA!

Syd:NOOOOOOO!

*20 minutes later*

Syd:Must...stay...strong....think...about...Baseball...NO!!!I CAN ONLY PICTURE POLYGONAL WOMEN HOLDING LARGE STICKS!!!!NOOOOOOO!!!!

*Later at the Fiend hideout*

Steve:Hey where's Syd?

Angus:I dunno

Narrator:Wil Syd get an erection and become one of "THEM!".Will Spi,er,Steve change his name?Find out next time on Night of the Fiend!
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