Zak: NOT THAT STUPID DUCK HUNT DOG! DEATH RAY! *Kills the dog*
DM: This has been a very strange day indeed.
*Suddenley, the dog reincarnates and laughs again*
Everyone: NOOOOO! NOT AGAIN!!! *Kill the dog again, but it keeps being reincarnated*
Everyone: AAAAH! IT WON'T DIE! WHHHHYYYYYY????
NC School returns
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Lol! This topic is funny.
Name: Katie (My real name)
Role: Freshman
About role: Freshman, 9th grader, whatever U wanna call it.
Zak, Will, and DM: AAAAAAHHHH!!! DIIIIEEEE DUCK HUNT DOG! *Kill it again*
Me: You guys are hopeless. *Takes out a SNES Super scope and kills the duck hunt dog once and for all*
Will: Um...Thanks? How do we get out of here?
Me: Well, we do have to get out of here before someone shuts off the NES.
*Suddenley, a TV with the Duck Hunt backround and the kids in it are shown*
Will: We're on TV? And in an NES game? Cool.
*suddenley, Kamek appears*
Kamek: Enough with the Bleeper. How about I shoot everyone in this weird Duck Hunt game? Starting with Zak. *Begins firing with the NES Super Scope*
Everyone in the game: AAAH!! RUN! *everyone starts running around the screen like crazy*
Kamek: Hold still Dammit!
Name: Katie (My real name)
Role: Freshman
About role: Freshman, 9th grader, whatever U wanna call it.
Zak, Will, and DM: AAAAAAHHHH!!! DIIIIEEEE DUCK HUNT DOG! *Kill it again*
Me: You guys are hopeless. *Takes out a SNES Super scope and kills the duck hunt dog once and for all*
Will: Um...Thanks? How do we get out of here?
Me: Well, we do have to get out of here before someone shuts off the NES.
*Suddenley, a TV with the Duck Hunt backround and the kids in it are shown*
Will: We're on TV? And in an NES game? Cool.
*suddenley, Kamek appears*
Kamek: Enough with the Bleeper. How about I shoot everyone in this weird Duck Hunt game? Starting with Zak. *Begins firing with the NES Super Scope*
Everyone in the game: AAAH!! RUN! *everyone starts running around the screen like crazy*
Kamek: Hold still Dammit!
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Introbulus walks into the teacher's lounge...
Introbulus: Hey Kamek! I don't even know if you're a teacher or not, but what are you doing?
Kamek: Quiet, you! I'm trying to beat this game of Duck Hunt that contains characters with a striking resemblance to the kids at our school!
Kids: LET US OUT! DON'T KILL US!!!
Introbulus thinks for a little while...
Introbulus: Ow! My head hurts. Hey Kamek, STOP!
Kamek: ???
Kids: Whew!
Introbulus: You're doing it wrong! You're supposed to aim for the heads!
Kamek:
Kids:
Introbulus: Here, let me show you how it's done! (plugs another zapper into outlet 2)
Kamek: Ha! You think you can beat me? I won the world-class Duck Hunt championship FIVE YEARS IN A ROW!
Kids:
Introbulus: Yeah? Well I got an A++++++++++ on my Advanced Duck Hunt test in twelfth grade!
Kids: AHHH!!!! LET US OUT OF HERE!
Introbulus: Hey Kamek! I don't even know if you're a teacher or not, but what are you doing?
Kamek: Quiet, you! I'm trying to beat this game of Duck Hunt that contains characters with a striking resemblance to the kids at our school!
Kids: LET US OUT! DON'T KILL US!!!
Introbulus thinks for a little while...
Introbulus: Ow! My head hurts. Hey Kamek, STOP!
Kamek: ???
Kids: Whew!
Introbulus: You're doing it wrong! You're supposed to aim for the heads!
Kamek:
Kids:
Introbulus: Here, let me show you how it's done! (plugs another zapper into outlet 2)
Kamek: Ha! You think you can beat me? I won the world-class Duck Hunt championship FIVE YEARS IN A ROW!
Kids:
Introbulus: Yeah? Well I got an A++++++++++ on my Advanced Duck Hunt test in twelfth grade!
Kids: AHHH!!!! LET US OUT OF HERE!
Now why would you look down here, anyway?
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Will: Heh heh heh.
Kids: What are you smirking at?
Will: Other than 10 billion dollars, I have...SUPERNATURAL POWERS!!! I inherited them from my parents. Now, Warp Spell!
Suddenly, they get sucked back into reality.
Introbulus: NO! Hey, I'm thirsty. I'm gonna get some water.
Introbulus goes to the water fountain. But, when he gets there, the fountain explodes and Introbulus gets water all over his armor, rusting. And as I said before, rust freezes metal, so Introbulus is frozen again.
Introbulus: I forgot. I hate water, and I never get thirsty anyway!
DM: Goodnight! *punches Introbulus into the janitor's closet and since Introbulus's armor is rusty, he cannot move nor escape*
Suddenly, Will makes the door disappear, along with the room and Introbulus.
GL: Will and his gang, report to my office, now!
They report to his office.
GL: I changed my mind. I will drop all suspension and detention assignments that are against you all if you let me play Dead or Alive: Xtreme Beach Volleyball *thinks of more nude ladies* when you turn this school into a PS2 Arcade!
Will and Gang: YEAH!
Kool Aid III: OH YEAH!
Jim: Shuddup. *gets killed by Will's supernatural magic*
Will and Gang: OH YEAH!
Kool Aid III: OOOOOHHHHH YYYYYEEEEEAAA...*gets shot by Zak*
OOC: I am not trying to insult you, Introbulus.
[ February 21, 2003, 02:54 PM: Message edited by: Fusion likes pie. ]
Kids: What are you smirking at?
Will: Other than 10 billion dollars, I have...SUPERNATURAL POWERS!!! I inherited them from my parents. Now, Warp Spell!
Suddenly, they get sucked back into reality.
Introbulus: NO! Hey, I'm thirsty. I'm gonna get some water.
Introbulus goes to the water fountain. But, when he gets there, the fountain explodes and Introbulus gets water all over his armor, rusting. And as I said before, rust freezes metal, so Introbulus is frozen again.
Introbulus: I forgot. I hate water, and I never get thirsty anyway!
DM: Goodnight! *punches Introbulus into the janitor's closet and since Introbulus's armor is rusty, he cannot move nor escape*
Suddenly, Will makes the door disappear, along with the room and Introbulus.
GL: Will and his gang, report to my office, now!
They report to his office.
GL: I changed my mind. I will drop all suspension and detention assignments that are against you all if you let me play Dead or Alive: Xtreme Beach Volleyball *thinks of more nude ladies* when you turn this school into a PS2 Arcade!
Will and Gang: YEAH!
Kool Aid III: OH YEAH!
Jim: Shuddup. *gets killed by Will's supernatural magic*
Will and Gang: OH YEAH!
Kool Aid III: OOOOOHHHHH YYYYYEEEEEAAA...*gets shot by Zak*
OOC: I am not trying to insult you, Introbulus.
[ February 21, 2003, 02:54 PM: Message edited by: Fusion likes pie. ]
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OOC: Yes, but you are clearly trying to kill me. Anyway, sorrry about that rude explaination, I just wanted you to know that stuff like that wouldn't actually "kill" them.
(Meanwhile, inside the janitor's closet)
Introbulus: "Rust-proof coating my *Bleep!* Hey, where is that sound coming from?
Jim: It must be the school's censoring buzzer! If we swear a lot, maybe we can find our way out!
Introbulus: ...How'd you get here?
Jim: Plot device.
Introbulus: Aren't you dead?
Jim: Extra cloak.
Introbulus: Ah. (removes metal armor) Good thing I wore this leather armor today! Let's get back to the school!
(Meanwhile, inside the janitor's closet)
Introbulus: "Rust-proof coating my *Bleep!* Hey, where is that sound coming from?
Jim: It must be the school's censoring buzzer! If we swear a lot, maybe we can find our way out!
Introbulus: ...How'd you get here?
Jim: Plot device.
Introbulus: Aren't you dead?
Jim: Extra cloak.
Introbulus: Ah. (removes metal armor) Good thing I wore this leather armor today! Let's get back to the school!
Now why would you look down here, anyway?
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dux: *Goes out to Kamek's* Hey! Ya playin' NES?! The good I brought my SMB3 today! I love it!
Drake: *Finds Will and gang by the hall* Hey guys, do I know you? Or should I blast you with my food-bombs because you haven't praised my extra-fuzzy basketball at Goodnight's?
The kids:
Drake: Dangit your mom's missing, ripes!
Drake: *Finds Will and gang by the hall* Hey guys, do I know you? Or should I blast you with my food-bombs because you haven't praised my extra-fuzzy basketball at Goodnight's?
The kids:
Drake: Dangit your mom's missing, ripes!
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Will: Dangit, your skin is missing a bloody wound!
Drake: Huh? *gets shot*
Will: That's better.
Biggest Bully: So, Will. You wanna go negotiate wit Jay, now?
Will: Yes.
So, they go to Jay's office when suddenly, Introbulus and Jim block their way.
Introbulus: Idiots. DIE!
Will: Not if you die first! *points gun at Introbulus*
Introbulus: Did you get amnesia? I can control metal, with the help of my...gauntlet? Where's my gauntlet?
Will: *holds up silver gauntlet* I knew this was the source of your power. With it, you are helpless.
Introbulus: I still can win!
Introbulus thinks hard.
Introbulus: I got nothin'. *gets shot 5 times, and his leather armor is no match for the hard, cold bullets*
Jim: Jimly Ray of Jimness!
He tries to blast the biggest bully, but the blast bounces off the bully's Anything-Proof Vest.
Biggest Bully: Do the words "Anything-Proof" ring a bell?
Jim: It'll make no difference! As long as I have my spare cloaks, I will be revived a lot of times!
Will: Heh heh heh.
Jim: What's so funny?
Will and his gang hold up a dozen cloaks.
DM: Do you think we're dumb?
Zak: Yes, we found these cloaks on the coat rack in detention.
Jim: I really need to hide those.
Will: You won't live to hide them!
Will and his gang burn the cloaks.
Jim: Oh, shoot.
Will: Master Big Bertha Deathray of Maximum Zeus Power!
Jim: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Jim is blasted into oblivion.
Bully: Do I still get to beat up that dork Donez?
Will: Maybe later. We gotta negotiate with Jay. We would still let him play FF3 and smash Klefka, won't we?
Gang: YEAH!
Kool Aid IV: OH YEAH!
Will: We could tell him that he would be allowed to play all the games he wanted for free when I turn this school into a PS2 Arcade.
Zak: Let's go!
Drake: Huh? *gets shot*
Will: That's better.
Biggest Bully: So, Will. You wanna go negotiate wit Jay, now?
Will: Yes.
So, they go to Jay's office when suddenly, Introbulus and Jim block their way.
Introbulus: Idiots. DIE!
Will: Not if you die first! *points gun at Introbulus*
Introbulus: Did you get amnesia? I can control metal, with the help of my...gauntlet? Where's my gauntlet?
Will: *holds up silver gauntlet* I knew this was the source of your power. With it, you are helpless.
Introbulus: I still can win!
Introbulus thinks hard.
Introbulus: I got nothin'. *gets shot 5 times, and his leather armor is no match for the hard, cold bullets*
Jim: Jimly Ray of Jimness!
He tries to blast the biggest bully, but the blast bounces off the bully's Anything-Proof Vest.
Biggest Bully: Do the words "Anything-Proof" ring a bell?
Jim: It'll make no difference! As long as I have my spare cloaks, I will be revived a lot of times!
Will: Heh heh heh.
Jim: What's so funny?
Will and his gang hold up a dozen cloaks.
DM: Do you think we're dumb?
Zak: Yes, we found these cloaks on the coat rack in detention.
Jim: I really need to hide those.
Will: You won't live to hide them!
Will and his gang burn the cloaks.
Jim: Oh, shoot.
Will: Master Big Bertha Deathray of Maximum Zeus Power!
Jim: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Jim is blasted into oblivion.
Bully: Do I still get to beat up that dork Donez?
Will: Maybe later. We gotta negotiate with Jay. We would still let him play FF3 and smash Klefka, won't we?
Gang: YEAH!
Kool Aid IV: OH YEAH!
Will: We could tell him that he would be allowed to play all the games he wanted for free when I turn this school into a PS2 Arcade.
Zak: Let's go!
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*Suddenley, Daos appears again*
Katie: Not again...
Daos: ADMIT IT THAT JAY SENT YOU TO SPY ON ME!!
Zak: Okay. We'll admit that WE ARE NOT SPYING ON YOU!!
Daos: Oh then, on a date then?
Katie: I'm not Dating him!
Daos: ADMIT IT! JAY SENT YOU TO LOOK LIKE YOU ARE DATING ZAK SO YOU CAN SPY ON ME!
Everyone but Daos: SHUT THE *bleep* UP ALREADY!!!
Daos: ADMIT IT! *Hits a button and a tube sucks everyone up*
Zak: I hate this.
*The pipe drops everyone off in a dark chamber*
Zak: Dang it, I think he put us in the dungeon.
???: Yo!
*A nerdy figure walks up*
Katie: Who the?
???: I see you went into Nurse Edna's room too. I've been stuck here since the 80's.
Zak: Where did he..Who are you?
???: My name is Bernard. I have been trapped in here for decades!
Zak: Oh no! Daos sent us to Maniac Mansion!
Katie: And we're trapped in the dungeon!
Bernard: And we can't get out.
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
*Suddenley, another shadowy figure appears.*
Shadow: My name is Shadow, the ninja from Final Fantasy 3. I've come to bail you out.
Bernard: But there is no way out silly.
Shadow: You guys didn't know that the Dungeon Door was unlocked the whole time? You are hopless.
Katie: Not again...
Daos: ADMIT IT THAT JAY SENT YOU TO SPY ON ME!!
Zak: Okay. We'll admit that WE ARE NOT SPYING ON YOU!!
Daos: Oh then, on a date then?
Katie: I'm not Dating him!
Daos: ADMIT IT! JAY SENT YOU TO LOOK LIKE YOU ARE DATING ZAK SO YOU CAN SPY ON ME!
Everyone but Daos: SHUT THE *bleep* UP ALREADY!!!
Daos: ADMIT IT! *Hits a button and a tube sucks everyone up*
Zak: I hate this.
*The pipe drops everyone off in a dark chamber*
Zak: Dang it, I think he put us in the dungeon.
???: Yo!
*A nerdy figure walks up*
Katie: Who the?
???: I see you went into Nurse Edna's room too. I've been stuck here since the 80's.
Zak: Where did he..Who are you?
???: My name is Bernard. I have been trapped in here for decades!
Zak: Oh no! Daos sent us to Maniac Mansion!
Katie: And we're trapped in the dungeon!
Bernard: And we can't get out.
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
*Suddenley, another shadowy figure appears.*
Shadow: My name is Shadow, the ninja from Final Fantasy 3. I've come to bail you out.
Bernard: But there is no way out silly.
Shadow: You guys didn't know that the Dungeon Door was unlocked the whole time? You are hopless.
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OOC: On one more note, if you remove his gauntlet, it's supposed to destroy the universe. So...
Introbulus & Jim are still in the Janitor's closet...
Jim: How do you think our clones faired against those bullet-happy freaks?
Introbulus: I dunno. They aren't bullet-proof like we are, so I doubt they did good.
Jim: Did WELL! You doubt they did WELL! Aren't you supposed to have a college degree?
Introbulus: Forged mine.
Jim: ...Me too. Let's never tell anyone about this, ever!
Introbulus: Right.
Introbulus & Jim are still in the Janitor's closet...
Jim: How do you think our clones faired against those bullet-happy freaks?
Introbulus: I dunno. They aren't bullet-proof like we are, so I doubt they did good.
Jim: Did WELL! You doubt they did WELL! Aren't you supposed to have a college degree?
Introbulus: Forged mine.
Jim: ...Me too. Let's never tell anyone about this, ever!
Introbulus: Right.
Now why would you look down here, anyway?
*Wishes he could change his name to \"Bowser: Terrorizing you ever since you didn\'t vote for him in 2004\"
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They all run out the door and back to Nurse Edna's room. Daos is asleep in a chair, with a diary on his face.
Will: Alright, Quiet Bully, go get the book!
Quiet Bully: *sign language* (Ok, Will!)
The quiet bully tiptoes, gets the book, goes back to the gang, and they all scram.
Daos: *awake* YAWN! What happened? Hey, where's my diary? MY DIARY! WILL!
Will: There's the exit!
GL: Hold it! Do you have a nurse's pass?
Kids: Yes.
Kool Aid IV: OH YEAH!
GL: Good, now go home!
They all rush out the exit. Meanwhile, Daos is running towards the exit when he sees GL. GL turns around and Daos bumps into him, and they both fall down.
GL: DDDAAAOOOSSS!
Daos: Yes, Vice Principal?
GL: I SENTENCE YOU TO THE SCHOOL DUNGEON!
Daos: NOOOOOOOOO! *is dragged away by security to the dungeon, where he will be sore for all eternity*
GL: That felt good!
Jay: (loudspeaker)Mr. Greatluigi, report to my office NOW!!!(/loudspeaker)
GL goes to the top floor of NC School. She goes to the final room, a dark maze.
Jay's Voice: If you can find your way through this maze, you will be able to reach me. If not, you'll be stuck here for a long time and YOU WILL BE FIRED!!!
GL: (He really needs to stop it with this obstacle thing.) Oh well, here I go.
TO BE CONTINUED...
Will: Alright, Quiet Bully, go get the book!
Quiet Bully: *sign language* (Ok, Will!)
The quiet bully tiptoes, gets the book, goes back to the gang, and they all scram.
Daos: *awake* YAWN! What happened? Hey, where's my diary? MY DIARY! WILL!
Will: There's the exit!
GL: Hold it! Do you have a nurse's pass?
Kids: Yes.
Kool Aid IV: OH YEAH!
GL: Good, now go home!
They all rush out the exit. Meanwhile, Daos is running towards the exit when he sees GL. GL turns around and Daos bumps into him, and they both fall down.
GL: DDDAAAOOOSSS!
Daos: Yes, Vice Principal?
GL: I SENTENCE YOU TO THE SCHOOL DUNGEON!
Daos: NOOOOOOOOO! *is dragged away by security to the dungeon, where he will be sore for all eternity*
GL: That felt good!
Jay: (loudspeaker)Mr. Greatluigi, report to my office NOW!!!(/loudspeaker)
GL goes to the top floor of NC School. She goes to the final room, a dark maze.
Jay's Voice: If you can find your way through this maze, you will be able to reach me. If not, you'll be stuck here for a long time and YOU WILL BE FIRED!!!
GL: (He really needs to stop it with this obstacle thing.) Oh well, here I go.
TO BE CONTINUED...
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(Suddenly, Introbulus and Jim pop up from the floor in Jay's office)
Jim: I TOLD you I could find the way out!
Jay: AHH!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY OFFICE?!? REPORT TO MY OFFICE IMMEDIATLY!
Introbulus: ...
Jay: ...Er, well...just go, NOW!
[ February 21, 2003, 09:11 PM: Message edited by: Introbulus ]
Jim: I TOLD you I could find the way out!
Jay: AHH!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY OFFICE?!? REPORT TO MY OFFICE IMMEDIATLY!
Introbulus: ...
Jay: ...Er, well...just go, NOW!
[ February 21, 2003, 09:11 PM: Message edited by: Introbulus ]
Now why would you look down here, anyway?
*Wishes he could change his name to \"Bowser: Terrorizing you ever since you didn\'t vote for him in 2004\"
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Daos:*escapes from the dungeon*
I knew it, Jay is against me. I will show him, I will show EVERYONE. I will...take over the world!
Jim: *appears* I don't think so, that's my line.
Daos: How the *bleep* did you get here?
I knew it, Jay is against me. I will show him, I will show EVERYONE. I will...take over the world!
Jim: *appears* I don't think so, that's my line.
Daos: How the *bleep* did you get here?
I am terror, I am Daos."http://www.vgf.com/forums/zelda-forum/5 ... n-ups.html"
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*Meanwhile, Zak and Katie are still in the dungeon*
Zak: Why's there another door through here?
Katie: Wait a sec, there's something over there...
"Seckrit Lab"
Zak: Seckrit Lab? That's not how you Spell secret!
Katie: It's locked, so maybe we need to find a key.
Zak: It's been a long time since I played Maniac Mansion, so I'm kinda rusty on beating it.
*10 minutes later, Zak and Katie are in the Library*
Zak: I don't think there's anything of intrest in here.
Katie: Maybe there is upstairs. (Goes to the stairs)
Zak: Um, You can't really-
Katie (Reading Sign): "Staircase is out of order" How does that work? This place is screwed up.
*Bernard comes in*
Bernard: If you are looking for the glowing key, it's on the bottom of the radioactive pool, remember?
Zak: Of course! *Zak runs out of the room to go look for the Glowing key*
Bernard: I'll see ya, I'm off to put Weird Ed's hamster in the microwave.
Katie: Hamsters in the microwave? This place IS screwed up!
Zak: Why's there another door through here?
Katie: Wait a sec, there's something over there...
"Seckrit Lab"
Zak: Seckrit Lab? That's not how you Spell secret!
Katie: It's locked, so maybe we need to find a key.
Zak: It's been a long time since I played Maniac Mansion, so I'm kinda rusty on beating it.
*10 minutes later, Zak and Katie are in the Library*
Zak: I don't think there's anything of intrest in here.
Katie: Maybe there is upstairs. (Goes to the stairs)
Zak: Um, You can't really-
Katie (Reading Sign): "Staircase is out of order" How does that work? This place is screwed up.
*Bernard comes in*
Bernard: If you are looking for the glowing key, it's on the bottom of the radioactive pool, remember?
Zak: Of course! *Zak runs out of the room to go look for the Glowing key*
Bernard: I'll see ya, I'm off to put Weird Ed's hamster in the microwave.
Katie: Hamsters in the microwave? This place IS screwed up!
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Suddenly, Jim appears.
Daos: How did you do that?
Jim: That is obviously a clone!
Jim: No, YOU'RE the clone!
Jim: Could a clone do this?!? FIREBALL 20x3!
(Three giant fireballs hit Jim, burning him to a crisp and destroying the room in the process)
Daos: ...Overkill much?
Jim: Thanks!
Daos: But how do we know which Jim YOU are?
Jim: I guess that will be a mystery to us all...
Introbulus: He's the one that came in second.
Jim:
Introbulus: (runs)
Jim: GET BACK HERE! YOU PLOT REVEALING IDIOT!!!
Daos: ...They don't pay me enough for this job.
Daos:
How did you do that?Jim: That is obviously a clone!
Jim: No, YOU'RE the clone!
Jim: Could a clone do this?!? FIREBALL 20x3!
(Three giant fireballs hit Jim, burning him to a crisp and destroying the room in the process)
Daos: ...Overkill much?
Jim: Thanks!
Daos: But how do we know which Jim YOU are?
Jim: I guess that will be a mystery to us all...
Introbulus: He's the one that came in second.
Jim:
Introbulus:
(runs)Jim: GET BACK HERE! YOU PLOT REVEALING IDIOT!!!
Daos: ...They don't pay me enough for this job.
Now why would you look down here, anyway?
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*Zak goes to the Radioactive pool*
Zak: Eeeew, it's full of Jelly Donuts and Babe Ruths. Now where is that Switch?
*Zak goes to the front door*
Zak: As I recall, the Pool switch is behind that grating, but how do I get past it? Oh wait! I know! I'll just use the Red Trinity right there! *Uses it* That was easy. *Goes inside and pulls the lever*
In Kamek's office:
Kamek: Oh no! The pool is empty! We're gonna have another meltdown! How am I gonna take over the wor-I mean run a school on such a tight budget? Always getting stuck with the cheap stuff. TENTACLE! FRONT AND CENTER!
Under the front Porch:
Zak: Now I've gotta get to the pool before the school goes sky high!
*Runs to the pool, grabs the Glowing key, and runs back*
Zak: Now to push the-*School explodes, and everyone within the school and within a 5 mile radius of the school is dead. JUST KIDDING!*-Switch *Pushes it and the pool refills*
Zak: Eeeew, it's full of Jelly Donuts and Babe Ruths. Now where is that Switch?
*Zak goes to the front door*
Zak: As I recall, the Pool switch is behind that grating, but how do I get past it? Oh wait! I know! I'll just use the Red Trinity right there! *Uses it* That was easy. *Goes inside and pulls the lever*
In Kamek's office:
Kamek: Oh no! The pool is empty! We're gonna have another meltdown! How am I gonna take over the wor-I mean run a school on such a tight budget? Always getting stuck with the cheap stuff. TENTACLE! FRONT AND CENTER!
Under the front Porch:
Zak: Now I've gotta get to the pool before the school goes sky high!
*Runs to the pool, grabs the Glowing key, and runs back*
Zak: Now to push the-*School explodes, and everyone within the school and within a 5 mile radius of the school is dead. JUST KIDDING!*-Switch *Pushes it and the pool refills*