NC School returns

[Greatluigi]

*loudspeaker*

GL: JIM WHATEVER THE HELL YOUR LAST NAME IS, TO THE VICE PRINCIPALS OFFICE NOW!!!!!! NO EXPLANATIONS NESSICARY!!! OH, GAMECHAMP TO MY OFFICE AS WELL!!! MOVE IT YOU PIECES OF-loudspeaker is cut off

[WillTheExtraGuy]

GL suddenly sees a mysterious cloaked figure.

GL: Who are you?

Cloak: I am the Phantom of NC School, and I will ruin your school and kill everyone with my Infinite-Bullet Machine Rifle and my Infinite-Bullet Sniper Rifle! Plus, I have an Anything-Proof Vest, so you cannot kill me! Mwahaha!

GL: Ricochet's Pulerizing Pinball!

Phantom: First of all, this is NC School, not Mucha Lucha. And second, you have no attacks like that!

GL: Darn. *gets shot*

Phantom: Mwahaha!

Jay: *bursts in* What's going on in here?

Phantom: Um, everything's just fine, Mr. Resop.

Jay: Ok, keep up the good work! *runs out*

Phantom: I can't believe he fell for it!

Meanwhile, in the janitor's closet...

Will: I have a glow-in-the-dark laptop.

Everyone: WE DON'T NEED THE INTERNET RIGHT NOW!

Will: I also have a 10 million dollar satellite to power it. I can hack into the school computer and get a map of the boiler room to get us out.

BigKev: You bia*bleep*! Da dough is right dayer in front o' us!

Everyone: Oh, ok.

They all get out.

Will: Now to get revenge on Jim for making us spend 2 hours in there!

BigKev: Why don't we just lock dat bia*bleep* in da janito's closet?

Everyone: That's a good idea!

TO BE CONTINUED...

[ February 20, 2003, 08:08 PM: Message edited by: WillTheExtraGuy ]

[Greatluigi]

*punches the Phantom's face in and steals his money*

GL: NO LOSER PHANTOMS IN MY SCHOOL! TAKE YOUR CHEAP CARDBOARD WEAPONS AND GET OUT!!! *slaps the Phantom and throws him out of the school*

*loudspeaker*

GL:WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE GET THE HOBO?

[Introbulus]

(Meanwhile, over a one-room loudspeaker in the vice-principal's office...)

Jim: tisk, tisk, my evil minion. Oh well, let's try again. Next on the list is those damn punk kids in the janitor's closet! Go destroy them just because I said so!

Phantom: Yes, my master.

(loudspeaker off)

(inside Intro.'s secret camera room)

Jim: Bwahahahahahaha! I shall rule the school with an iron fist!

Introbulus: Jim? What are you doing up here?

Jim: (nervous) Well, I, ah, he, she, it, those...

Introbulus: Plotting another evil scheme, I see.

Jim: ...Yes.

Introbulus: Now Jim, aren't you supposed to be cutting back on this stuff?

Jim: I know! But it's soo refreshingly addicting!

Introbulus: Oh really? Can I try some?

Jim: Uhhh, okay.

Introbulus: Phantom!

Phantom: Hey! Who are you?

Jim: He's your secondary master.

Introbulus: Okay, phantom! Uhhh...unplug all the snack machines in the school! (hehehe)

Phantom: Yes, sir.

Jim: "Unplug all the snack machines in the school"?

Introbulus: Hey, I'm new at this! Give me a break!

[ February 20, 2003, 08:18 PM: Message edited by: Introbulus ]

[WillTheExtraGuy]

???: Mwahahahaha!

Introbulus: Phantom, quit that!

Phantom: It wasn't me!

???: WE WANT JIM! WE WANT JIM!

Jim: AHHHHH! THEY WANT TO DISSECT MY INTERNAL ORGANS AND FEED THEM TO THE MINIONS OF HADES!

???: No we don't!

Jim: Oh, ok. Anyways, AHHHHHHHHHHH! Phantom, find those "voices"!

Phantom: Ok.

The Phantom vanishes mysteriously. A few seconds later, gunshots are heard. Will and the rest of his gang come in with infinite-bullet machine guns and anything-proof vests.

Will: You have gotten in the way of my plan!

Jim: What plan?

Will: To turn the school into a PS2 Arcade!

Jim/Introbulus: Can we come?

Will: No, because you just locked us in the janitor's closet for 2 hours!

Jim: Fine! Introbulus, kill them!

Introbulus: Metal Punch! *gets shot*

Jim: Crap! *gets shot in the arm and passes out*

Will: Alright, boys. Let's take over the school!

Will's boys: YEAH!

Kool Aid: OH YEAH!

Will: And when we do, I will tear down the school and rebuild it as a PS2 Arcade!

Will's boys: YEAH!

Kool Aid: OH YE...*gets shot*

Will: Heh heh heh. *blows smoke off of gun*

TO BE CONTINUED...

OOC: I did not try to insult you, Jim and Introbulus.

[ February 20, 2003, 08:50 PM: Message edited by: WillTheExtraGuy ]

[dark stime]

*Throws another newspaper at the fireplace*
*An student comes in*
*Throws the student at the fireplace*

[Introbulus]

Introbulus: OW! Do you have any idea how much that hurts?!?

Will:

Jim: I can tell you, it's not very much.

Fat bully:

Jim: Now then, INTO THE CLOSET WITH YOU!!! (pulls a lever)

All the people who tried to shoot Jim & Introbulus fall into a pit trap

Introbulus: You've gotta tell me where you put those things!

Jim: Will do, but first, a little matter of those punk kids...

Will: This is stupid! We can just escape again!

Strongest bully: Hey guys! The door is locked! I can't even budge it!

(Meanwhile, on the other side of the door)

Introbulus: (walks away with a cement wheelbarrow) Ladedadeda....

Notice: What? You thought that a mere bullet would kill Introbulus? He is, after all, the master of METAL. And Jim? Uhhh, he doesn't pass out. You kinda need a body to do stuff like that.

[ February 20, 2003, 08:50 PM: Message edited by: Introbulus ]

[Greatluigi]

*loudspeaker*

GL:MUST I REPEAT MYSELF??!?!?!!? JIM TO MY OFFICE, NOW!!!!!!!!!!!.......AND BRING ME A SANDWHICH

[WillTheExtraGuy]

OOC: I did not try to insult you. Anyways...

Will: Hey, Introbulus!

Introbulus: What!?

Will: If you let us out and join us, I will let you play Grand Theft Auto: Vice City at my mansion!

Introbulus: OK! *pulls door off*

Will: Ha! *pulls out bucket of water and throws it at Introbulus. And since water makes metal rust, Introbulus cannot move*

Introbulus: Hey, I'm stuck!

Zak: Goodnight! *punches Introbulus's lights out*

Jim: NO! What do you want with me!?

Will: Nothing. I just plan on condemning this school and rebuilding it as a PS2 Arcade!

Jim: Really!? OUCH! *holds wounded arm*

Will: Yes.

Jim: Can I play in it, sometime?

Will: Nope! You should never have sent us to the janitor's closet!

Jim: I'm sorry!

DM: Too late!

BigKev: Yeah, too late bro.! You shoulda let us do what we wanted! Now you gonna gid shot!

Jim: Oh...*gets shot*

Will: Phase One is complete! Now for Phase Two: To convince Mr. Resop to let me buy the school and turn it into a PS2 Arcade! Of course, he will be allowed to play FF3 there and he can finally smash Klefka! And we all can be in charge and play all the Mature rated games we want!

Everyone: Yeah!

Kool Aid II: OH YEAH!

TO BE CONTINUED...

[ February 20, 2003, 09:09 PM: Message edited by: WillTheExtraGuy ]

[Greatluigi]

*loudspeaker*

GL: WILL AND ZAK TO MY OFFICE NOW!!! YOU PRUNES!!!

[WillTheExtraGuy]

Will: You needed to see us, sir?

GL: Yes. You have just shot two of our best teachers! I suspend you for 3 months!

Will: That's too bad, 'cause we were going to turn the school into a PS2 Arcade. And we were going to let you play all the games you wanted for free!

GL: Even "Dead or Alive: Xtreme Volleyball"? *thinks of ladies in bikinis*

Will: Yep.

GL: I take that back! You are not suspended, you and your friends get extra recess, and you and your friends will all get Friday and Monday off every week!

Will and Zak: YEAH!

Kool Aid II: OH YE...*gets shot*

GL: *blows smoke away from pistol* Now, you are excused!

They go back to DM and the bullies.

Fat bully: What did he say?

Will: We get extra recess and Friday and Monday off each week!

Everyone: YEAH!

TO BE CONTINUED...

[Greatluigi]

GL: Ahh......HEY WAIT A MINUTE!!! *grabs them before they leave* YOU TWO HAS IN SCHOOL SUSPENSION FOR THE REST OF THIS WEEK AND NEXT! AND WOULD YOU, FOR GOD, TELL THAT JIM TO GET IN HERE, THANK YOU! OH, AND REPORT TO DETENTION OR TRY TO GET THAT DAMN HOBO OUT OF THE BOILER ROOM!

[dark stime]

Name: Drake Smith (Dark Stime... get it?)
Role: 11th grade student
Age: Drake's 14, believe it or not. Yes, I ain't even 14 in real life, and I think I should be at 11th grade, at least in my country I am but, there is no 12th in here.
About Drake: He's too young for his grade, and that makes him get harassed by his classmates (Not tht way!). He uses a weird chemical compound to make food explosive in food fights.

[Introbulus]

OOC: Nope, rust won't do it eiter.

Jim: Damn! That's the second time that kid tried to shoot me! Doesn't he realize that I'm to ethereal to be shot?

Introbulus: At least you weren't embarrased! He actually thought he could kill me by covering me with water!

Jim: (sarcastic) You mean, you don't rust?(/sarcastic)

Introbulus: Should'nt you report to that office?

Jim: Nah, what's the worst he could do?

(suddenly, lightning strikes Jim, turning his cloak into a nice, crisp, crusty coating.)

GL: JIM! OFFICE! NOW!

Jim: Right away, sir! (Floats off)

OOC: *Ahem!* Sorry to correct you like this, Will, but Jim doesn't have a body, like I stated previously. Therefore, the idea of you twisting his arm like that would probably just make him laugh. Since his only physical form is a cloak, bullets literally go right through him. (Although lightening and other elemental attacks (as well as swords and a LOT of bullets) are still quite painful)

Jim: SHHH!! They aren't supposed to know my weaknesses!

OOC: Hehehe...

[Greatluigi]

*door opens and Jim floats in*

GL: I THOUGH YO- *Ahem* I mean, I'd thought you'd never get here. You're lucky I don't write 'Lazy Sack of Potatoes' on a picture of you and fax it to every teacher and facultuy(sp?) member in this entire school district!!! I called you in here because of those good for nothing kids you trapped in the Janitors Closet that I can't find anymore. To say the least: DON'T DO IT AGAIN!!!!! Now, to the second matter of business. ..*deep breath* GET RID OF THAT *bleep*ING HOBO!!!!!! *throws Jim out and eats a Sub Sandwhich* Ahh, power is sweet. [img]smile.gif[/img]

[dark stime]

Drake: *Throws a food-bomb into the boiler room*
BOOM!
dux: *Eventually gets tired of throwing stuff into the fireplace* *Throws fireplace out the window* When **** is that **** bell gonna ****?
*The bel suddenly rings* *dux falls back*

[ February 20, 2003, 10:24 PM: Message edited by: dux ]

[Daos]

*comes back from his shopping*
Ahh these new towels are the best, I never knew they made Bill and Fred towels. *installs a security device on them to electrocute anyone who tries to take them*. Now would people PLEASE stop using my closet as a dungeon??? *puts the towels by his torture rack*.

[Introbulus]

Introbulus: (steals the towels anyway) Ah yes, painful, yet satisfying! I could NEVER resist stealing THESE towels!

[Sim Kid]

*The jewish Tapdancers reappear*
Will: Uh oh! they're back!
Tapdancers: Miss Suzy had a tugboat, The Tugboat had a bell...
Zak: No..Not Miss Suzy...
Tapdancers: Miss Suzy went to heaven, the tugboat went to Hello operator! Give me number 9!
Will: Anything BUT that annoying song that is played on the intercom 24/7...
Tapdancers: If you dissconnect me, I'll kick you from the-
DM: SHUT THE *bleep* UP ALREADY!!!
Tapdancers: Behind the fridgedator, there was a piece of glass, Miss Suzy fell behind there, and cut her little
Will: YOU HEARD THE KID! SHUT THE *bleep* UP!
Tapdancers: Ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies, the boys are in the bathroom, they're zipping up their-
Zak, Will, and DM: That's it! *Decapitate the Tapdancers*
DM: There are some very strange stuff in this school.
Voice: Hey! can you help me past this bush? I'll teach you to do it in Spanish!
DM: Uh oh, I do not like THAT sound...
*The bush dissapears, and an animated Girl and a Cartoon Monkey are standing where the bush was*
Girl: Yay! We did it! We did it! We did it Yeah! Muy Buien!
Zak, Will, and DM: AAAH! DORA THE EXPLORER! AAAAHH!!!

[ February 21, 2003, 12:02 AM: Message edited by: Zak ]

[Daos]

Daos:*knocks the cartoons out of his way*
What are you kids doing here? Did Jay send you
to spy on me HUH??HUH??!!!!!!!!!
Zak:.....Umm.
Daos: I KNEW IT, he wants to fire me! *presses a button dropping the kids into Duck Hunt World.
Duck Hunt Dog: *laughs*
Kids: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!