Name: Link the Adept
role:6th grader
Profile: the quiet kid who sits in the back but can defend himself when needed
NC School returns
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Jim: ...Oops! Did I say that out loud? Oh well. Today, you will serve detention by...CLEANING THE JANITOR'S CLOSET!
Bully: Pah! That's so weak! Couldn't you give us something that would actually scare us?
(Later in the Janitor's closet)
Will: I think we're lost. :(
Bully:
MOMMIE!
Jim: (outside the closet)
Hehehe...stupid trouble kids. Don't they know that I'm pure evil? (floats away)
Bully: Pah! That's so weak! Couldn't you give us something that would actually scare us?
(Later in the Janitor's closet)
Will: I think we're lost. :(
Bully:
MOMMIE! Jim: (outside the closet)
Hehehe...stupid trouble kids. Don't they know that I'm pure evil? (floats away)Now why would you look down here, anyway?
*Wishes he could change his name to \"Bowser: Terrorizing you ever since you didn\'t vote for him in 2004\"
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gamechamp3000
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The NC School Old plan lookover!
Episode 1:The plan.
ME:Hmmmmmm...
I raise my hand.
ME:Legion,sir,can I go to the bathroom?
LEGION:Sure.
I leave,and when they dont see me,I go to the boiler room instead.
LINK THE ADEPT:Can I go to the bathroom,too?
LEGION:Sure.
He leaves.
LEGION:Sure.
KID:Huh?
The class gets up,to see he's actually a piece of cardboard with a tape recording taped to it.
KID:Looks like Legion didn't want to teach today and made a tape that made his voice say sure so when we ask what page we read and we ask a specific one that would happen.
BAD KID:Hmmmmmmm...can I steal your wallet?
LEGION:No.
BAD KID:Hey!You're supposed to say sure!
LEGION:Sure.
BAD KID:Good!Now can I steal your wallet?
LEGION:Ask again later.
Meanwhile,in the boiler room...
ME:Okay,then,time to get to work!
I set up a T.V. and VCR
ME:Now I can watch my old plans to see my problems!I can then fix them by studying the problems!
A GENIUS:What are you doing here?
ME:What?Nothing!Get out!
A GENIUS:I live here,I'm a hobo.
ME:Hmmmmmm...hobo...what's your name?
A GENIUS:A Genius.
ME(thinking):Hmmmmmm,his name is probably poorly made and he's an idiot,therefor he won't tell about me trying to take over/destroy this school to make the Gamechamp Gaming Anti-School!Plus,hobos are often idiot Geniuses,he may be able to spot problems!
ME:Why,hello,I'm Gamechamp.I'm trying to make a Gamechamp Gaming Anti-School and in order to do so I'm looking at previous plans to look for problems and correct them.Help me or be destroyed/taken over after I do it myself.
LEGION:Sure.
ME:What?What's a second cardboard cutout doing in the boiler room?
A GENIUS:I don't know.
ME:Anyway,will you join me?
LEGION:Sure.
ME:Excuse me a minute
I go behind the cardboard and many crashing noises are heard,then I go shooting from behind the cardboard.
ME:Man,I never knew tape recorders had such great left-hooks.Now,will you help me?
A GENIUS:Sure.
ME:SHUT UP,YOU STUPID TAPE...wait,that was you,wasn't it?
A GENIUS:Yep.
ME:Anyway,on to the tapes!
The bell rings.
ME:Ummmmmmmm..Nevermind.
I run out to recess.
TO BE CONTINUED...
P.S.They dont call me gamechamp for nothing!
[ February 19, 2003, 09:56 PM: Message edited by: gamechamp3000 ]
Episode 1:The plan.
ME:Hmmmmmm...
I raise my hand.
ME:Legion,sir,can I go to the bathroom?
LEGION:Sure.
I leave,and when they dont see me,I go to the boiler room instead.
LINK THE ADEPT:Can I go to the bathroom,too?
LEGION:Sure.
He leaves.
LEGION:Sure.
KID:Huh?
The class gets up,to see he's actually a piece of cardboard with a tape recording taped to it.
KID:Looks like Legion didn't want to teach today and made a tape that made his voice say sure so when we ask what page we read and we ask a specific one that would happen.
BAD KID:Hmmmmmmm...can I steal your wallet?
LEGION:No.
BAD KID:Hey!You're supposed to say sure!
LEGION:Sure.
BAD KID:Good!Now can I steal your wallet?
LEGION:Ask again later.
Meanwhile,in the boiler room...
ME:Okay,then,time to get to work!
I set up a T.V. and VCR
ME:Now I can watch my old plans to see my problems!I can then fix them by studying the problems!
A GENIUS:What are you doing here?
ME:What?Nothing!Get out!
A GENIUS:I live here,I'm a hobo.
ME:Hmmmmmm...hobo...what's your name?
A GENIUS:A Genius.
ME(thinking):Hmmmmmm,his name is probably poorly made and he's an idiot,therefor he won't tell about me trying to take over/destroy this school to make the Gamechamp Gaming Anti-School!Plus,hobos are often idiot Geniuses,he may be able to spot problems!
ME:Why,hello,I'm Gamechamp.I'm trying to make a Gamechamp Gaming Anti-School and in order to do so I'm looking at previous plans to look for problems and correct them.Help me or be destroyed/taken over after I do it myself.
LEGION:Sure.
ME:What?What's a second cardboard cutout doing in the boiler room?
A GENIUS:I don't know.
ME:Anyway,will you join me?
LEGION:Sure.
ME:Excuse me a minute
I go behind the cardboard and many crashing noises are heard,then I go shooting from behind the cardboard.
ME:Man,I never knew tape recorders had such great left-hooks.Now,will you help me?
A GENIUS:Sure.
ME:SHUT UP,YOU STUPID TAPE...wait,that was you,wasn't it?
A GENIUS:Yep.
ME:Anyway,on to the tapes!
The bell rings.
ME:Ummmmmmmm..Nevermind.
I run out to recess.
TO BE CONTINUED...
P.S.They dont call me gamechamp for nothing!
[ February 19, 2003, 09:56 PM: Message edited by: gamechamp3000 ]
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Introbulus:Now today in Physics we will be...
DM:WHO ATE MY PANTS?
Intobulus:Wha..?
DM:SO YOU MR. PHYSICS TEACHER ATE MY PANTS, EH?
Introbulus:I never sa-
DM:SHUTUP OR I'LL EAT YOUR BREADSTICKS!
Introbulus:GO TO THE PRICIPAL'S OFFICE NOW!
DM:No, You're fired!
Introbulus:Oh man, I JUST GOT THIS JOB- NEVERMIND, GO NOW!
Zak:*whispers*What a bunch of freaks..
DM:WHAT DID YOU SAY ZAK, OR SHOULD I SAY SUSIE!
Zak:How did you find out?
Kid:HAHA! You're name is Susie!!
Zak:That's it!You're going down!
Zak charges at DM, ramming him down, but DM gets up and cusses Zak out in Jewish.Zak throws a rubber chicken at DM's leg.
DM:Ow! My...NOSE!
DM slaps Zak with a book and then Introbulus sends both of them to the Principal's office...
Hope I didn't interfere with the sory here...
DM:WHO ATE MY PANTS?
Intobulus:Wha..?
DM:SO YOU MR. PHYSICS TEACHER ATE MY PANTS, EH?
Introbulus:I never sa-
DM:SHUTUP OR I'LL EAT YOUR BREADSTICKS!
Introbulus:GO TO THE PRICIPAL'S OFFICE NOW!
DM:No, You're fired!
Introbulus:Oh man, I JUST GOT THIS JOB- NEVERMIND, GO NOW!
Zak:*whispers*What a bunch of freaks..
DM:WHAT DID YOU SAY ZAK, OR SHOULD I SAY SUSIE!
Zak:How did you find out?
Kid:HAHA! You're name is Susie!!
Zak:That's it!You're going down!
Zak charges at DM, ramming him down, but DM gets up and cusses Zak out in Jewish.Zak throws a rubber chicken at DM's leg.
DM:Ow! My...NOSE!
DM slaps Zak with a book and then Introbulus sends both of them to the Principal's office...
Hope I didn't interfere with the sory here...
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^Actully you did by saying my name was Susie. My first name doesn't even begin with S 
Zak: This is all your fault you dopus. You know *bleep* well that my name is not *bleep* Susie!
DM: "Dopus"? What the *Bleep* Kind of word was that?
Zak: Hey! What the *Bleep* Was that noise?
DM: Don't know, it sounded like a bleep. Like what they use on Jerry Springer.
Zak: But the school doesn't have any *Bleep* HEY! I DIDN'T EVEN SAY A BAD *bleep* THERE!
DM: Now *Bleep* The *Bleep* Was *bleep*?
Zak: Oh *Bleep*! It *bleep* that *Bleep* other *bleep* we *Bleep* is *bleep* bleeped *bleep*
DM: That *Bleep*!
Zak: Now *bleep* is that *Bleep* censor?
*meanwhile in Kamek's office*
Kamek: Hee hee. I love this bleeper!
[ February 19, 2003, 11:01 PM: Message edited by: Zak ]
Zak: This is all your fault you dopus. You know *bleep* well that my name is not *bleep* Susie!
DM: "Dopus"? What the *Bleep* Kind of word was that?
Zak: Hey! What the *Bleep* Was that noise?
DM: Don't know, it sounded like a bleep. Like what they use on Jerry Springer.
Zak: But the school doesn't have any *Bleep* HEY! I DIDN'T EVEN SAY A BAD *bleep* THERE!
DM: Now *Bleep* The *Bleep* Was *bleep*?
Zak: Oh *Bleep*! It *bleep* that *Bleep* other *bleep* we *Bleep* is *bleep* bleeped *bleep*
DM: That *Bleep*!
Zak: Now *bleep* is that *Bleep* censor?
*meanwhile in Kamek's office*
Kamek: Hee hee. I love this bleeper!
[ February 19, 2003, 11:01 PM: Message edited by: Zak ]
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*walks into his closet* What are these kids doing in my closet??!! I knew it, I KNEW IT, Jay sent them to spy on me!!!!
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Jim: What? More punk kids? Who would send me students within five minutes of recess?
(meanwhile, in Introbulus' secret camera room (all crazy teachers have a secret camera room. Don't you know that?))
Introbulus: Hehehe...
(back at the detention room...thingy)
Jim: Well, it doesn't matter to me. INTO THE JANITOR'S CLOSET WITH YOU!
(Jim pulls a lever, and nothing happens)
Jim: What? Stupid school budget! Hold on just a second. (goes into the back room) Come on you stupid peice of junk! Work! Hmmm, what a poorly contrived piece of *bleep* hey Kamek! Stop that!
Kamek: Hehehe...
Jim: Whatever, oh here it is! (clank!)
(Zak and DM fall through a trap door, and wind up in a place that looks like a jungle)
Zak: Where are we?
(suddenly, Will pops out of a mop bush)
Will: Welcome to the Janitor's closet! There is no escape! We've been stranded in here since we were scentenced to clean it out. Unfortunatly, Joey (the bully) had to be eaten in order to let the strong survive.
DM: Dude, you've only been here for about one hour!
Will: ...Oh *bleep*!
(meanwhile, in Introbulus' secret camera room (all crazy teachers have a secret camera room. Don't you know that?))
Introbulus: Hehehe...
(back at the detention room...thingy)
Jim: Well, it doesn't matter to me. INTO THE JANITOR'S CLOSET WITH YOU!
(Jim pulls a lever, and nothing happens)
Jim: What? Stupid school budget! Hold on just a second. (goes into the back room) Come on you stupid peice of junk! Work! Hmmm, what a poorly contrived piece of *bleep* hey Kamek! Stop that!
Kamek: Hehehe...
Jim: Whatever, oh here it is! (clank!)
(Zak and DM fall through a trap door, and wind up in a place that looks like a jungle)
Zak: Where are we?
(suddenly, Will pops out of a mop bush)
Will: Welcome to the Janitor's closet! There is no escape! We've been stranded in here since we were scentenced to clean it out. Unfortunatly, Joey (the bully) had to be eaten in order to let the strong survive.
DM: Dude, you've only been here for about one hour!
Will: ...Oh *bleep*!
Now why would you look down here, anyway?
*Wishes he could change his name to \"Bowser: Terrorizing you ever since you didn\'t vote for him in 2004\"
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DM:Great.Now what?
Zak:I guess we should try and get out of here.
DM:Well, duh Zak!
Zak on't start it again DM..
DM:I will if I want!
Will:Guys, guys we need to work as a team to get out of here. United we stand, and devided we fall!
DM and Zak:...
Will :P lus if we don't get out of here I'll have to eat you two.
Zak:Yeah..yeah g-good plan!
DM:Y-yeah whatever you s-say.
After walking a long ways, they stop a a trashcan tree and rest.
DM:This isn't working..
Zak:We need to think of a better plan.
Will:I'm getting hungry...
DM:If you EVEN think about eating me..
Zak id anyone hear that?
DM:No.
Will:No.
Zak:There it is again!
DM:*whispering to Will* He's starting to get crazy.Let's eat him before he does anything bad..
Zak:I HEARD THAT!
Will:I hear it too it sound like tapping..
DM:Well a two-course meal is even better!
Zak and Will:SHUTUP!
DM:Ok..hey guys! I see soomething behind the mop bush!
Zak:It's coming out!
Will:It's..
All:JEWISH TAPDANCERS FROM MEXICO!!!
Zak:I guess we should try and get out of here.
DM:Well, duh Zak!
Zak
on't start it again DM..DM:I will if I want!
Will:Guys, guys we need to work as a team to get out of here. United we stand, and devided we fall!
DM and Zak:...
Will :P lus if we don't get out of here I'll have to eat you two.
Zak:Yeah..yeah g-good plan!
DM:Y-yeah whatever you s-say.
After walking a long ways, they stop a a trashcan tree and rest.
DM:This isn't working..
Zak:We need to think of a better plan.
Will:I'm getting hungry...
DM:If you EVEN think about eating me..
Zak
id anyone hear that?DM:No.
Will:No.
Zak:There it is again!
DM:*whispering to Will* He's starting to get crazy.Let's eat him before he does anything bad..
Zak:I HEARD THAT!
Will:I hear it too it sound like tapping..
DM:Well a two-course meal is even better!
Zak and Will:SHUTUP!
DM:Ok..hey guys! I see soomething behind the mop bush!
Zak:It's coming out!
Will:It's..
All:JEWISH TAPDANCERS FROM MEXICO!!!
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suddenly from behind the tappers comes BigKev
BK: ya call dat dancin biatch, ill show ya some true hip hop stlye breaking.
lays out a mat and turns on a boom box and starts breakdancin
BK: Oh Yeah, try ta combat dis ya losers.
Tapdancers: aaaaaaaggggggghhhhhhhh (run away)
Meanwhile
Graveyard Fairy walking down da hall way when
James come out.
J: Hey Baby (slaps GF's backside)
GF :( turns around with a angry look on her face)
Youll be sorry you did that! (storms off)
J: She'll be back (walks off)
BK: ya call dat dancin biatch, ill show ya some true hip hop stlye breaking.
lays out a mat and turns on a boom box and starts breakdancin
BK: Oh Yeah, try ta combat dis ya losers.
Tapdancers: aaaaaaaggggggghhhhhhhh (run away)
Meanwhile
Graveyard Fairy walking down da hall way when
James come out.
J: Hey Baby (slaps GF's backside)
GF :( turns around with a angry look on her face)
Youll be sorry you did that! (storms off)
J: She'll be back (walks off)
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Jim: Detention, for you!
Ed: What? But I just got here!
Jim: Yeah, I know. But those kids are taking FOREVER to clean out the janitor's closet, so I'm sending you in to help. (pulls a lever)
Ed: (falls through a trap door) aHHHH!!!!!
Jim: They don't pay me enough for this job. (floats away).
Ed: What? But I just got here!
Jim: Yeah, I know. But those kids are taking FOREVER to clean out the janitor's closet, so I'm sending you in to help. (pulls a lever)
Ed: (falls through a trap door) aHHHH!!!!!
Jim: They don't pay me enough for this job. (floats away).
Now why would you look down here, anyway?
*Wishes he could change his name to \"Bowser: Terrorizing you ever since you didn\'t vote for him in 2004\"
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Meanwhile,recess ends...
The NC School Old Plan Lookover!
EPISODE 2:Hypnotizing
ME:Yes!Now to go to watch the tapes in the boiler room!
He walks to class,where the bad kid is stilltrying to steal Legion's wallet.
BAD KID:Can I steal your wallet?
LEGION:Maybe not.
ME:Can I go to the bathroom?
LEGION:Sure.
BAD KID:Listen,tape recorder!Why is it you never say sure to me?
LEGION:Giant gorrilas named Larry.
Meanwhile...
ME:Good!You ready,A Genius?
A Genius gets some popcorn
A GENIUS:Now I am!
ME:Now to watch the first tape!
They look at the T.V.
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It's a normal day at NC school.But then an announcement from Principal Jay comes.
JAY:Attention,students!We're now having a suprise field trip for the entire school!Please go to the alleyway beside the school!
The entire school goes,and in the principle's office,I give Jay $20.
Later,everyone is in the Alleyway but me.
ME:Yes!With my new hypnotyzing CD,I will hypnotyze everyone to destroy the school!And make room for the Gamechamp Gaming Anti-School!Now to start the tape!
I press a button on a remote,then evryone inside runs out screaming.
ME:Huh?What went wrong?Has my older brother been trying to ruin my life by switching my tapes with other ones?
I walk inside the alley.
TAPE:I love you,you love me...
ME:Aaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!Barney!!!
I run out screaming
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ME:So,see a way to fix any problems?
A GENIUS:Kill your older brother.
ME:I like the way you think!
The bell rings
ME:Oh,no!I need to get to a class with an actual teacher!Bye!
I leave.
TO BE CONTINUED...
P.S.They dont call me gamechamp for nothing!
The NC School Old Plan Lookover!
EPISODE 2:Hypnotizing
ME:Yes!Now to go to watch the tapes in the boiler room!
He walks to class,where the bad kid is stilltrying to steal Legion's wallet.
BAD KID:Can I steal your wallet?
LEGION:Maybe not.
ME:Can I go to the bathroom?
LEGION:Sure.
BAD KID:Listen,tape recorder!Why is it you never say sure to me?
LEGION:Giant gorrilas named Larry.
Meanwhile...
ME:Good!You ready,A Genius?
A Genius gets some popcorn
A GENIUS:Now I am!
ME:Now to watch the first tape!
They look at the T.V.
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It's a normal day at NC school.But then an announcement from Principal Jay comes.
JAY:Attention,students!We're now having a suprise field trip for the entire school!Please go to the alleyway beside the school!
The entire school goes,and in the principle's office,I give Jay $20.
Later,everyone is in the Alleyway but me.
ME:Yes!With my new hypnotyzing CD,I will hypnotyze everyone to destroy the school!And make room for the Gamechamp Gaming Anti-School!Now to start the tape!
I press a button on a remote,then evryone inside runs out screaming.
ME:Huh?What went wrong?Has my older brother been trying to ruin my life by switching my tapes with other ones?
I walk inside the alley.
TAPE:I love you,you love me...
ME:Aaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!Barney!!!
I run out screaming
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ME:So,see a way to fix any problems?
A GENIUS:Kill your older brother.
ME:I like the way you think!
The bell rings
ME:Oh,no!I need to get to a class with an actual teacher!Bye!
I leave.
TO BE CONTINUED...
P.S.They dont call me gamechamp for nothing!
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(later, in physics course I...)
Introbulus: So as you can see, all beings have a limitless space pocket that they can store an unlimited ammount of objects into, and pull out the right one at the exact moment they want it!
GC: Oh, so THAT'S how it works!
Introbulus: Now then, on to jumping! When you jump on enemies, you can usually kill them. However, do NOT jump on pointy enemies! It hurts! May I have a volunteer to demonstrait?
A Genius: Oh, oh, pick me! Pick me!
Introbulus: Yes, now class, observe.
(suddenly, a giant pit of spikes is revealed behind the teacher's desk)
Introbulus: Okay then, jump into the pit of spikes and die!
A Genius: Okay! (jumps into the spikes. You can guess what happens next)
Introbulus Okay then, any more volunteers?
The Class:
Introbulus: So as you can see, all beings have a limitless space pocket that they can store an unlimited ammount of objects into, and pull out the right one at the exact moment they want it!
GC: Oh, so THAT'S how it works!
Introbulus: Now then, on to jumping! When you jump on enemies, you can usually kill them. However, do NOT jump on pointy enemies! It hurts! May I have a volunteer to demonstrait?
A Genius: Oh, oh, pick me! Pick me!
Introbulus: Yes, now class, observe.
(suddenly, a giant pit of spikes is revealed behind the teacher's desk)
Introbulus: Okay then, jump into the pit of spikes and die!
A Genius: Okay! (jumps into the spikes. You can guess what happens next)
Introbulus Okay then, any more volunteers?
The Class:
Now why would you look down here, anyway?
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