Revival Topic: The Cheat Code That Never Ends: SSB Style!

imported_zombot · #41

...Shove da roasted bumb in yo pocket an jump un ur head for 6 minutes while riding a bycycle and singing the song that pippin sings when he is at ministeerith (thats probly spelled wrong)
only u have to sing it backwards in meexican while shooting milk out ur nose and thinking of large beards on chipmunks chins. the roasted bumb will turn into an egg m'c muffin with a hair on it. take the egg m'c muffin an go to ronald m'c donald and demand a refund. he will refuse. u then must take a big bloody cheese covered maul with no cheese on it and slam it in his face as hard as u can. he will run 2 his mother crying and his mother will chalenge u to a duel. to defeat her u must call mario for he is now Mr. rogers junior since mr. rogers died in a horrible rock band acccident. he will take ronalds mother to make believe land or whatever where she will suffer 4 all eternity. next u give master hand a 5 second throat training excersise video that teaches u how to grow a throat specifically designed for large floating mysterious hands. then you barf all over the egg m'c muffin and shove the barf covered egg m'c muffin down master hands throat. he will summon his brother crazy hand and then crazy hand will summon cross dresserr hand who will summon purple hand. u have to fight them all by using sastin mario and beet them in under 4 seconds and take exactly 666 damage. the hands will explode and the screen will say CONGRATULATIONS! u unlocked the apocolypse level! then u play at the apocolypse level where u will be challanged by the almighty fearsome foe known as.....

imported_zombot · #42

pause the game to go to your local shoe store and order a cheeseburger! the shoe store cashier will then say...

DK · #43

..."Would you like fries with that?" Your answer MUST be...

Michael · #44

..."There is a fish nibbling on my parts, thank you very much, now give me some Doritos." The cashier will then...

DK · #45

...give you Fritos. Throw a mad fit, then eat the Fritos. Then get in the cashier's face and politely say "GIVE ME MY GODDAMN DORITOS NOW, PUNK!" The cashier will...

[ March 15, 2004, 12:12 AM: Message edited by: DK: Sofa King Awesome ]

Cloaked Dude · #46

...beat up enemies. Each time you hurt an enemy, you get 4 quartes! When you get 1,000,000 points, then you will get a crystal! Crystals are used to throw at enemies. If you want more prizes, do other challenges, but after you are done with that, go to...

imported_zombot · #47

hell and steal all the fire so hell will freez over and the expression will come true for once and then give all the fire to the ice climbers and they will challenge u as burning evil undead ice climbers and beet them using satin mario and the screen will say CONGRATULATIONS!!! U UNLOCKED THE FIRE CLIMBERS!!! NOW TRY TO GET THE LIGHTNING CLIMBERS!!! to unlock the lightning climbers u have to...

imported_zombot · #48

Yell at mrs buttersworth until she cries and shuts down all her factories so the maple syrup tornado will have nothing to feed off of and die out but it takes 8 hours so in the meantime u must....

imported_zombot · #49

absolutley nothing because it is top secret!!!
instead simply cut the cake in half, eat one half and shove half of the other half in the birthday cakes own face!! then u realize that u just assulted a cake for asking u why u are so mean and then u must go to therapy. the therapy will offer u a bribe with...

imported_zombot · #50

fall out of the clouds back down to earth 2 ft away from ur gamecube and press the reset buton exactly 9598507456225792 and a half times, then there will be a coded message on the screen. find the decoder ring in a cereal box of mari-ohs! nintendo brand cereal, then decode the message and it wil say...