Station Square Bar and Grille 2.1

[LOOT]

L007: **Swings through the ring and changes back to a human** Hey, what's that?

SF: Don't try to get revenge right now.

L007: If you could move your head to the right a bit... yeah. There. SOUL CRUSH! **Fires his energy draining attack past Sonic 5 and hits a mutant** I GOT HIM!

SF: O_o;

L007: **Takes his sword out** Time to finish you off! **Runs after the mutant**

[RinkuTheFirst]

SF:*thinking to self:What in the he-*

Kid:*stares at SF*

SF:What the?I thought BSD chased all the kids out...

Kid:*keeps staring at SF*

SF:Why are you staring at me?

Kid:You're that crazy hedgehog who yelled at me and some other kids.

SF:Were you one of those kids arguing about the size of the mascots?

Kid:Yeah.You didn't have to yell!

SF:Would you have prefered being rippied in half?

Kid:*runs away,scared*

SF:...What?

Kid:*running*What a psyc-

BSD:*shouts a bunch of obsceneities as the kid runs over his tail*

Kid:*looks terrified*

SF:Well that can't be good...

[LOOT]

L007: 3...2...1...

Parents: **Come in** There you are! We like to thank you for getting these kids off our backs.

L007: Yeah yeah... now, how about a little tip?

Parents: Oh, yes, here you go. We joined our rings and we're giving you 3000 rings!

L007: WHOH!! 3000?! HEY, BSD! BUY ANYBODY ANYTHING, BECAUSE IT'S ALL ON ME!

[Tablecloth Girl]

TCG: I'd like to buy all LM's 100+ Sonic Games! Put it on L007's tap.

LM: No! They arn't for sale!

BSD: 3000 rings and it's sold.

TCG: Deal!

LM: NOooooooooooooooOOOOoooooOOOooooooo

[LOOT]

TCG: ACH! **Falls onto the ground**

L007: NO ONE IS USING ALL 3000 RINGS! **Puts a gag on TCG**

LM: Whew...

[The Luigi Man]

LM looks at paper.

LM: I don't have 100 Sonic games, I have over 100 games in general. See here

TCG: MMMMPPPPPPHHHHH!

L007: Anyway what can I use it on? Oh, I can use it to buy all the arcade games in here.

[ June 20, 2004, 12:47 PM: Message edited by: The Luigi Man ]

[Tablecloth Girl]

*Cleans up barf with gag still on mouth*

[RinkuTheFirst]

SF:*has arms and legs crossed*...I wish they wouldn't let kids in here at all...

Random Little kid:HEY!

SF:Oh great...What?

RLK:If they didn't kids in here at all you couldn't be in here either!

SF:Um...Yes I could.

RLK:But your a kid!

SF:*thinking to self:Am I a kid?What's the cut off age for being a kid?*...Well I wish they wouldn't let all the little kids in here.

RLK:You still couldn't get in cause-

SF:SHUT UP!!!!

RLK:W-

SF:CAUSE IF YA DON'T I'M GONNA MAKE A BLOODY MESS OUTTA YOUR FACE!!!!

RLK:*runs off in terror*

SF:Stupid little kid...*thinking to self:Why do they let them in here?*

[LOOT]

L007: **Turns into a NiGHTS Chao and walks off** Man, am I bored...

Little kids: LOOK! IT'S THE MASCOT! GET HIM!

L007: *Sigh* Go figure. **Smacks all the kids away with his Chao Sword**

Sonic 5: What happened to your fear of little kids?

L007: It got bored.

[RinkuTheFirst]

SF:*thinking to self:Man some people just love pissing me off.*

L007:I wish they'd keep those kids out of here.

SF:5 4 3 2 1 Ze-

Kid:Hey!*runs up to L007 and spits on him*That wasn't nice!

SF:*laughs*

L007:Why you little brat!*swings sword*

Kid:MOMMY!!!!*runs away*

SF:You not gonna do anything?

L007:No.

SF:Your loss man.If it was me I'd-

Censoring Machine:Hey!

SF:What?

[Black Skull Dragoshi]

Censor Machine:IF you continue that sentence i'm gonna...

BSD:*Interrupts*Shut up,you metallic piece of crap. Let her continue before I drill a hole through your CPU.

Censor Machine:I'll be good.

SF:Now,as I was saying before that stupid Censor Machine interrupted me,if it was me I'd slice those stupid little kids into bits and pieces.

BSD :P lease,that method sounds mediocre,I would've stabbed the kids one by one on the center of their heads,which would break peirce,the skull,brain,and heart,then slice them into bits and pieces.

SF:BSD,don't you think that's a little too ruthless?

BSD:Maybe,maybe not. Depends on my current mood.

[LOOT]

L007: **Whips out Sonic Adventure DX out and plays it** I've got a NiGHTS Chao and a Sonic Chao in the making!

SF: Isn't it strange that a Chao is raising Chao?

L007: Not to me,

[Tablecloth Girl]

TCG: *Notices that chairs arn't being eaten* What ever happened to SJR and WW and Gamechamp?

[The Luigi Man]

LM: I don't know didn't you tell SJR you'd be bringing back the SSB&G?

L007: SADX, I'm playing Ice Cap as Sonic and this avalanache is so easy. *Dies in game* D-oh!

SF: You were saying?

[The Luigi Man]

Ganon enters.

Ganon: Luigi Man! L007! I challenge to a duel.

LM: *Sighs* From when we defeated you when we had to save the girls?

Ganon: Yep.

LM gets the Master Sword while L007 grabs a bow with Light Arrows.

L007: Let's do it.

[LOOT]

L007: Aww, do I have to? I was just getting comfortable without any kids around.

LM: Yes.

L007: Grr... **Takes out an Action Replay, enters a few codes, then Ganon disappears**

LM: Why did you do that?

L007: Because I want the battling to stay off for a little longer.

LM: **Takes the AC and cancels the codes, and Ganon appears**

BSD: Hah!

L007: Can't he do it?

[The Luigi Man]

LM: Whatever let's go.

When L007 fires a Light Arrow and it hits Ganon, Ganon knocks L007 out.

LM: Crap. *Begins swordfighting with Ganon*

[The Luigi Man]

BSD: I'll help.

LM: Take this. *tosses BSD the Four Sword*

BSD: What does this doooooooooooooooooo???????????????!!!!!!!!

BSD becomes 4 BSDs.

[LOOT]

L007: **Is on the ground** Damn it...

LM: Get up and help me!

L007: **Fires 32 arrows at Ganon making him disappear** There. Happy?

LM: ...

[Tablecloth Girl]

*TCG: *Ties BSD up*

BSD: What the heck are you doing?

TCG: I want to try my skills are a hair dresser. *Grabs some blue food coloring and rubs it all over his hair* This is my special hair gell. *Grabs The bucket from near the chandelier and makes his hair look spikey like Sonic's*