a wild METAL MAN has appeared

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Post by Viceroy Nute Gunray » Mon Apr 24, 2006 7:33 pm

what will you do?

>Kill it
>Cast a spell/curse
>pick huckleberries
>clip your toenails
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Post by Joker » Mon Apr 24, 2006 7:42 pm

>cast a spell/curse
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How about a Magic Trick?? I'm going to make this pencil dissapear !

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Post by Viceroy Nute Gunray » Mon Apr 24, 2006 8:12 pm

Well, what kind? [be creative!!!]
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Post by Joker » Mon Apr 24, 2006 8:35 pm

Hmm...I cast Super Duper Pamper Poopie Special 7

the Wild Metal Man is given violent diarrhea the kind that makes your butt hole burn a whole hour after using the restroom.
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How about a Magic Trick?? I'm going to make this pencil dissapear !

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Post by Viceroy Nute Gunray » Mon Apr 24, 2006 9:17 pm

lol

Wild Metal Man Status: Afflicted with violent diarrhea
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Post by Godot » Mon Apr 24, 2006 10:02 pm

lol huckleberries
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Post by Gumchum » Tue Apr 25, 2006 12:17 am

Give it a special delivery OF PAIN.

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Post by Heroine of the Dragon » Tue Apr 25, 2006 12:46 am

Other... *throws PokeBall at wild Metal Man and snags him first attempt* WOOOOT I'm keeping him!!! He's ca-ute!!! :p :D
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Post by Metal Man » Tue Apr 25, 2006 2:46 am

So ya really want to fight me, huh? Very well then.

* The real Metal Man appears and breaks Kunx's teeth by punching him in the mouth with his fists of steel, then rips out his right leg and decapitates him with it and sets the corpse on fire. Then he sticks TNT into Kunx's skull and hurls it at Joker, causing him to explode. OMG CALLED HITS AND CHEAPNESS *

Though, really, it'd be nice if you guys fought me in the Gunjin. Out here it's all cheap shots and called hits.
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Post by Godot » Tue Apr 25, 2006 7:36 am

*Grabs Metal Man and repeatingly knees him in the crotch* SAY "UNCLE"!
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Post by Viceroy Nute Gunray » Tue Apr 25, 2006 10:48 am

[QUOTE=Metal Man]So ya really want to fight me, huh? Very well then.

* The real Metal Man appears and breaks Kunx's teeth by punching him in the mouth with his fists of steel, then rips out his right leg and decapitates him with it and sets the corpse on fire. Then he sticks TNT into Kunx's skull and hurls it at Joker, causing him to explode. OMG CALLED HITS AND CHEAPNESS *

Though, really, it'd be nice if you guys fought me in the Gunjin. Out here it's all cheap shots and called hits.[/QUOTE]

If we tried to fight you we'd win because you would have to forfeit what with running to the men's room every minute. :confused:
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Post by Metal Man » Tue Apr 25, 2006 6:33 pm

*Stares at Steve's broken knee* You know, I do wear armor for a reason. Why would I leave that unarmored?

Anyway, Mr. Kunx, I mean a fair fight, or at least fairer, involving the battlefield. However you intentionally won't understand that, being silly as you are. A shame, really; it is my custom to actually fight or argue in some way rather than ignore what the other person says and try to make them look bad.

And no, I'm not taking your joke seriously; rather I'm thinking that if you feel so disinclined to me, I demand satisfaction! *Smacks Kunx with a dueling glove*
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Post by Viceroy Nute Gunray » Tue Apr 25, 2006 6:34 pm

Um, what? I don't fight in the Battlefield because I don't like RPing, and this topic wasn't made to insult you. It IS a Metal Man RPG.
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Post by Metal Man » Tue Apr 25, 2006 7:09 pm

*Rolls eyes*

Also, in your logic:

Wild METAL MAN uses Confusion on Viceroy Nute Gunray!
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Post by Shane » Tue Apr 25, 2006 8:33 pm

^ Like that's not way too late...
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Post by Viceroy Nute Gunray » Tue Apr 25, 2006 9:05 pm

Uh, i'm not the one battling!!
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Post by Metal Man » Thu Apr 27, 2006 2:23 am

Yes... but I insist. you must melt for no reason.

*Makes creepy hand gestures* Your head will now.... explode, Vice Roy of Nuking Gun Rays.

*15 minutes go by; the wind howls; a dog dies of old age; nothing happens.*
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Post by Valentine » Thu Apr 27, 2006 5:15 am

Worst pokemon battle ever
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