The worst reviews. (2)

Mario0672 · #261

Megaman

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THIS GAME SUX BECAUSE:
ITS NOT ON DA X-BOX
IT11!1111! OMG LOL SUKS
ITS!1!1!1! WTF LOL GRAPHICS SUK
ITS SOUND SUKS
ITS NOT ON DA X-BOX
IT!!1!11! WTF SUKS1!!! OMG WTF

Gumby dammit · #262

Oddworld: Munch's Oddysee (( GBA ))

THIS GAME SUCKS! THE X-BOX VERSION RULES!

superplyr10 · #263

^Actually, your right. The GBA version DOES suck.

I caught a zubat · #264

Final Fantasy XI

OMG tis game liek suxxors!!!111!!! It is not on the gamecube and it sucks! It's for people who have no lives! "Oh! Look at me! I'm a FFXI player who has no life and no friends and I never will get any because I'm stooopid! Duh!" Really, this game does blow! Play Tales of Symphonia because it is da **** and is ON the gamecube! HAHAHAHA!

#265

^ That was not funny. I hate you now.

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Gumby dammit · #266

Splinter Cell

This game is terrible. Seriously,this game is for girls. WHo uses stealth to kill people? In MANLY games,like Halo,you run into a room with your guns blazing. In this,you can 'Interrigate' your foes. Who needs that? Screw interrigation,just kill 'em and take whatever you want,and bust down the door you need-oh wait. I forgot. You can't bust doors down.
Now for the graphics.
GAYcube: BAD.
Gaystation 2: BAD.
God's System ( X-Box ): GOOD!!! For this,I deduct one mad face.
DO NOT BUY THIS GAME! It's a game for those prisses who want to be quick,silent,and painless. I'M SLOW,LOUD,AND PAINFUL!!!

supperdish · #267

Originally posted by Chompmaster isn't a hobo:
LoZ: The Minish Cap

Its a pun so it stinks.

Dude, no.

SUPER MARIO BROS.

OMG LIK TIS GAM SUCKS BCUS THE GRAFICS SUCK TATS THE ONLY TING 2 MAK THIS GAM BAD. WY DDNT TEY MAK GOD GRAFICS LIK HALO? TAT GAM RULES CUS OF THE GOOD GRAFICS. NINTENDO SUCKS CUS TEY DONT CARE ABOUT GOD GRAFICS LOK AT ZELDA WW LOL TOSE SUCK.

Oh, wait, I'm supposed to make these up? Oops...

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Mr.Hammermap · #268

Doki Doki Panic
It has a dumb name and its a take-off of the immortal SMB2! It is EEEEEEEVVVVIIILLLLL!!!!!!!

I caught a zubat · #269

Originally posted by NiGHTS: The Enigma of Death.:
^ That was not funny. I hate you now.

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Umm, didn't you look on the first page? We are titled to our own opinions. This topic is for MAKING FUN of good games.

Gumby dammit · #270

Unreal Tournament (( The original one. ))

THIS GAME SUCKS! FOR ONE,IT'S ONLY ON THE GAY PC AND THE GAYSTATION2,AND NOT THE GODLY X-BOX!!!11 ANOTHER REASON IS BECAUSE THERE'S NOT ENOUGH GUTS!!! SURE,YOU CAN BLAST PEOPLE INTO BITS WITH SOME WEAPONS,AND BLAST HEADS OFF WITH THE SNIPER RIFLE,BUT THERE'S NOT ENOUGH GUTS!!!
THE WEAPONS RULE!!! I'M TAKING OFF A FEW MAD SMILIES FOR THIS!!!
THE GRAPHIX SUCK!!! TOO POLYGONIAL!!! NOT ENOUGH SMOOTHNESS,BUT THIS IS FORGIVEN BY THE FACT SOME OF THE CHARACTERS,THE CHIX,ARE BABES!!!
THIS GAME IS A BAD FPS! HALO OWNZ THIS GAME!!!!111

The Yoshimaster · #271

Metroid Prime

A FIRST PERSON METROID!!!! ITS LIEK IMPOSSIBL D00D IT MUST BE SIDESCROLR OR IT SUX!!!!!!111 AJFOJCFIDFACADSFFDSCA

#272

Originally posted by Andres the protoman wannabe:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by NiGHTS: The Enigma of Death.:
^ That was not funny. I hate you now.

Umm, didn't you look on the first page? We are titled to our own opinions. This topic is for MAKING FUN of good games. </font>[/QUOTE]Yes, but you made it sound like a Gamecube fanboy. Plus, Tales of Symphonia is supposed to be a great game. You're supposed to sound like an X-Box fanboy.

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Gumby dammit · #273

Wolfenstein 3D

THIS GAME SUCKS!!!
THE POINT IS YOU'RE SOME HOMIE WITH A NAME I CAN'T PRONOUNCE IN WW2 GOING AFTER HITLER! HOW STUPID! THE STORY IS TOO REAL TO BE FUN!!!
THE GRAPHIX SUCK! IT'S NOT 3D,THE WALLS ARE 3D,BUT THE ENEMY NAZIS AREN'T!!!
THE WEAPONS SUCK!!! WHAT'S THIS STUPID 'LUGER' I HAVE? I'VE NEVER SEEN A GUN LIKE THAT HERE IN THE US,SO IT'S NOT A REAL GUN!!! THE WEAPONS ARE LIKE WORTHLESS MAN. THE MACHINE GUNS SUCK,THE 'LUGER' SUCKS,HELL,EVEN THE ROCKET LAUN-WAIT,I MEAN,'THE PUNCHERFIST',ER THE 'PAZERSNOUT' I MEAN,'POCKYJOCKY'... AW SCREW IT!!! I CAN'T PRONOUNCE THE WEAPONS,SO THEY AUTOMATICLY SUCK!!
NOW THE GOOD PARTS,WHEN YOU KILL A NAZI YOU CAN EAT THEIR GUTS IF YOU'RE UNDER 10 HEALTH!!! COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!! GUTS!!!! ME LIKEY!
HITLER'S TOO ****IN' HARD TO KILL!!!! HE HAS 4 ****IN' CHAINGUNS!!!! 4! 4 CHAINGUNS!!
ALL IN ALL,THIS GAME SUCKS COMPAIRED TO THE GODLY HALO!!! HALO PWNZ J00!!111
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Yes,I know the Luger is a german handgun. I was just imitating some moron around me who hated this game.

Mr.Hammermap · #274

Super Mario Bros
OMG THIS GAME SUCKS IT IS ABOUT A 2-D FATSO DEFEATING OTHER 2-D FATSOS!!! YES, YOU HEARD ME! 2-D ! IT IS THE WORST THING EVER!

Blue Yoshi · #275

Final Fantasy
rating:????

I can't decide.....it's on a Nintendo system, which means it's gay, but it's Final Fantasy...oh....head hurting....AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!*head explodes*

Gumby dammit · #276

Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic

Geez. This game sucks ASS. It should be 'Star Bored: Nights of the bored Republic',because it's boring.
You walk into a room,and YOU HAVE TO TAKE TURNS ATTACKING. HOW CAN A GAME ON THE GODLY X BOX BE LIKE THIS!
PEOPLE HAVE CLAIMED THIS TO BE 'TEH BEST XBOX GAME EVAR',WELL GUESS WHAT FAGS! HALOS TEH BEST GAME EVAR! IN HALO ITS NON STOP ACTION! I MEAN ALL THE TIME ITS LIKE BOOM BOOM BOOM BANG PTTCHH!!! BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BOOM!!!!

I caught a zubat · #277

La Pucelle: Tactics

Geez Louise! What is up with this game!!?//111? You play as a stoopid little girl and a guy who looks like a girl and fight stooopid little things and then try to brainwash them? STOOOPID! We all know that Fable is better and so is MLB 2005! Get them now and not this gay ass game! I also decduct one mad face because Alouette is TEH SEXXORS!!!!1111!!!!!!

(Note: I like La Pucelle. I don't hate it. I just made that review for fun.)

Banned from VGF · #278

VGF

THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE WORST ONLINE GAME EVER MADE!!! ALL THAT YOU DO IS RUN AROUND TALKING TO PEEPLE FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON AND IT SUCKS! WHY, THIS TOPIC WAS MADE FOR THE POINTLESS REASON OF RAISING OUR POSTCOUNTS AND PRIDE TO THE POINT OF WHICH THEIR ARE NO POINTS! I GODDAMN****IN HATE VGF!!!!!!!

Galefore · #279

Sly 2:Band of thieves

GAH!WHAT THE HECK IS UP WITH THIS!IT HAS NO BLOOD,NO VULGARITY,AND IT'S NOT ON THE FLIPPIN' X-BOX!I WAS HOPING THE RACOON GUY WOULD GET MAULED BY SOME GUY FROM RUSSIA TO RID US OF HIS FILTH,BUT FLIPPIN' NOOOO!THEY PUT HIM,PLUS SOME UGLY TURTLE AND A PATHETIC HIPPO IN THE PLACE OF THE FLIPPIN' GUY WITH BIG FLIPPIN' GUNS!WHY GOD,WHYYYYYYYYY!!!!THIS IS PURE CRAP!YOU HEAR ME!CRAPCRAPCRAPCRAP11111111THIS GAME SUCKS LIKE A WEASEL1111SAVE YOURSELF!EVACUATE THE PREMISIS!GAAAHHHH!!!(explodes into sticky little pieces.)

Metal Man · #280

NRA Varmint Hunting

YOU CAN'T MOVE IN THIS GAME! THE VARMINTS DON'T SHOOT BACK! IT'S SO LAME, IT'S ENDORSED BY THE NRA! THE GRAPHICS LOOK LIKE THE GAME WAS MADE OUT OF PITA BREAD! THE SOUND IS LIKE A FOUNTAIN OF CONCRETE!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
IT ALSO IS TOO VIOLENT AND ENCOURAGES PEOPLE TO HURT INNOCENT PRARIE DOGS!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
*EXPLODE*