The McRib is back.

[Booyakasha]

Go to Golden Gyros instead. Do yourself the kindness of having a Golden Gyro before you die. Then you'll die happy. You'll have a big greasy tzaziki-smeared smile on your dumb dead corpse face. Think of it.

[steeze]

my mom made some homemade bbq pulled pork and we still have like two pounds of it left. if you want a better bbq sandwich i can put some loose pork in an envelope and mail it to you.

there's never any in-between with pulled pork. it's either all gone or you have a garbage bags worth of it.

[CaptHayfever]

^^I do love me some gyros.

^And some pulled pork.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

[Booyakasha]

^If you ever happen into Milwaukee (and I assume that's what occurs------people don't choose to go to Milwaukee, they just inexplicably wind up here), check out Golden Gyros. Also Pegasus. Pegasus is good biz. Panfan will vouch for them, if you can't trust my word, terrible snake-in-the-grass that I am.

[CaptHayfever]

^Technically, I've been to Milwaukee, but only en route to Upper Michigan on some trips with my Scout troop a while back. If I find myself that way again, I'll keep it in mind, though.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

[steeze]

mmmm pulled pork. why isn't mcdonalds doing pulled pork?

[Booyakasha]

^^Whoa, your troop went to the UP? From St. Louis? That's a heck of a jaunt.

I wouldn't go to the UP for fun, and I'm (*consults atlas and astrolabe, fiddles with abacus*)...at least twenty miles closer.

[CaptHayfever]

^We went to a ski resort in Iron River.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

[Booyakasha]

^Man. Your Scout troop was high on the hog.

We did a scout trip to Fort McKinley for skiing, as I recall. They had a ski hill. I'm pretty sure it wasn't on their old aerial bombardment range, but who's to say. Anyway, I was too timid to ski, but I did participate in the requisite Scout shenanigans (snowballing complete with snowforts, wrestling, singsongs, cribbage, Risiko and Monopoly) (not all at once, don't worry) (...can you imagine?)

[CaptHayfever]

I think our Scoutmaster just knew a guy there who could get us a deal. The place where we stayed had cross-country skiing, ice skating, broomball, ice fishing, a sauna, polar-bear plunging, a rec room, & all meals included. And we went to a different facility for downhill skiing/snowboarding. Plus, the travel time & the timing (we always went on MLK weekend & took off from school on the Friday before) justified us staying for 2 full days instead of just 1 day & the prior evening/next morning.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

[Booyakasha]

That's fair. Like half of Scouting is knowing a guy who knows a guy.