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Val's hopes aren't very high, but he'll probably go see this even if it's terrible.
Jurassic World
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[QUOTE="Valigarmander, post: 1501479, member: 30663"]^ Maybe it was beached?
Also that's a mosasaur, not a plesiosaur. Get your **** together.[/QUOTE]
Haha it's been over a day since I watched it.
Also that's a mosasaur, not a plesiosaur. Get your **** together.[/QUOTE]
Haha it's been over a day since I watched it.
I muttered 'light as a board, stiff as a feather' for 2 days straight and now I've ascended, ;aughing at olympus and zeus is crying
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Bump because it's out now.
I'm not going to lie I was disappointed that they didn't go a particular route that I think would have been both hilarious and really, really terrible.
[spoiler]when they were like "IT'S KILLING FOR SPORT.... IT'S NOT EVEN EATING THEM" and it had been revealed that there were other creatures than dinosaurs in its genetic code I was 9000% sure they were gonna pull "it kills for sport... because IT'S PART HUMAN" / "HUMANS ARE THE REAL MONSTERS" and i still think that would have been hilarious[/spoiler]
overall, rated dinosaurs/10
I'm not going to lie I was disappointed that they didn't go a particular route that I think would have been both hilarious and really, really terrible.
[spoiler]when they were like "IT'S KILLING FOR SPORT.... IT'S NOT EVEN EATING THEM" and it had been revealed that there were other creatures than dinosaurs in its genetic code I was 9000% sure they were gonna pull "it kills for sport... because IT'S PART HUMAN" / "HUMANS ARE THE REAL MONSTERS" and i still think that would have been hilarious[/spoiler]
overall, rated dinosaurs/10
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[QUOTE="CuccoLady, post: 1540409, member: 30977"]Bump because it's out now.
I'm not going to lie I was disappointed that they didn't go a particular route that I think would have been both hilarious and really, really terrible.
[spoiler]when they were like "IT'S KILLING FOR SPORT.... IT'S NOT EVEN EATING THEM" and it had been revealed that there were other creatures than dinosaurs in its genetic code I was 9000% sure they were gonna pull "it kills for sport... because IT'S PART HUMAN" / "HUMANS ARE THE REAL MONSTERS" and i still think that would have been hilarious[/spoiler]
overall, rated dinosaurs/10[/QUOTE]
as much as i was bothered by all the cliches in this movie, if they used THAT particular cliche it would've been a 10/10 movie
I'm not going to lie I was disappointed that they didn't go a particular route that I think would have been both hilarious and really, really terrible.
[spoiler]when they were like "IT'S KILLING FOR SPORT.... IT'S NOT EVEN EATING THEM" and it had been revealed that there were other creatures than dinosaurs in its genetic code I was 9000% sure they were gonna pull "it kills for sport... because IT'S PART HUMAN" / "HUMANS ARE THE REAL MONSTERS" and i still think that would have been hilarious[/spoiler]
overall, rated dinosaurs/10[/QUOTE]
as much as i was bothered by all the cliches in this movie, if they used THAT particular cliche it would've been a 10/10 movie
and that's the waaaaaaaaaay the news goes
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Sequel idea: a new Indominus is cloned using human DNA. The new dino is a total Casanova and starts laying the moves on Bryce Dallas Howard. Romantic hijinks ensue as Chris Pratt competes with a dinosaur for the girl's heart.[DOUBLEPOST=1435181350,1435181319][/DOUBLEPOST]Tagline: "She's his whole world... his Jurassic World."
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Whoa forgot about this thread:
My thoughts:
[SPOILER]
Okay. Nowhere as good as the first of course. I thought that when the kids stumbled into the old Jurassic Park they'd look in the kitchen and find that raptor still frozen in the freezer. That would have topped the fandom for me.
I felt like the anal weapons dealer dude's death was. . .meh. He's just arguing with Pratt and then suddenly a raptor pops out and oooh he got what he was going for I guess. Meh.
If the next movie isn't called Jurassic War and isn't about the stolen dinosaurs being used to engage in combat in the Middle East and if it doesn't have raptors with machine guns and laser beams strapped to their shoulders then I will officially lose faith in humanity.
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My thoughts:
[SPOILER]
Okay. Nowhere as good as the first of course. I thought that when the kids stumbled into the old Jurassic Park they'd look in the kitchen and find that raptor still frozen in the freezer. That would have topped the fandom for me.
I felt like the anal weapons dealer dude's death was. . .meh. He's just arguing with Pratt and then suddenly a raptor pops out and oooh he got what he was going for I guess. Meh.
If the next movie isn't called Jurassic War and isn't about the stolen dinosaurs being used to engage in combat in the Middle East and if it doesn't have raptors with machine guns and laser beams strapped to their shoulders then I will officially lose faith in humanity.
[/SPOILER]
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So they're making a sequel to this. And Jeff Goldblum is coming back for it.
****. Now I have to see it.
****. Now I have to see it.