Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens

[Booyakasha]

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bladow

u rekt yet, mate?

[Deepfake]

[Kargath]

STAR WARS MOVIE REVIEW

Missing Character Development: High
Lack of Explanation of Political Situation: Total
Times Actors Tried to Maintain "Force Face" - Too Many to Count
Explosions: Pretty OK, Maybe Even Good
Urge to Piss from 30 Minutes In: Constant And Oppressive

So in summary, if you are OK with paying $21 to distract yourself from the need to piss for 2 hours, then Star Wars is right for you.

[Random User]

21 dollars? Haha my ticket was only six bucks.

[Kargath]

Welcome to Down Under :) ( :( )

[CaptHayfever]

You don't pee before the movie starts?

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

[Bomby]

What's a "star war?" :crazy:

[Calamity Panfan]

it's when celebrities fight

[Kargath]

[QUOTE="CaptHayfever, post: 1581852, member: 25169"]You don't pee before the movie starts?

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"[/QUOTE]
I did. I was just silly enough to drink a 600ml bottle of sprite in the opening of the movie.

[Sim Kid]

[QUOTE="X-3, post: 1581074, member: 27765"]Kylo's story felt too context-less for me to really get anything out of it. Too human to be menacing too.[/QUOTE]

I don't think he's supposed to be "menacing".

[Deku Tree]

He's Darth Millennial.

[Deepfake]

Saw the film. There were definitely weak points, but they were much more subtle than is historically typical of Star Wars. I felt it was an improvement over any of the previous films, and actually gave me back some of what I felt for it when I was 11.[DOUBLEPOST=1453019852,1453019741][/DOUBLEPOST][QUOTE="Deku Tree, post: 1581959, member: 18320"]He's Darth Millennial.[/QUOTE]
The top ten reasons why Millennials are joining the Dark Side that YOU WON'T BELIEVE

[Booyakasha]

Boy. Tell you what--------hope we see Lando Calrissian in Episode 8.

I know Billy Dee Williams is retired. So, you know...whatever Disney has to do gets him back on-board, they should bite the bullet and damn well do it. We need Lando now more than ever, man.

Lando's the coolest cat in all of Star Wars, and I can't see old age makin him less chill.

[Valigarmander]

^ Williams still voices Lando in Rebels and all the Lego media. So... it's not entirely out of the question.

[spoiler]$20 says if he does come back, it's to die like Han.[/spoiler]

[ScottyMcGee]

Maybe Finn is Lando's son. THE LAST BLACK FAMILY IN THE GALAXY.

[Booyakasha]

^^...I'll take that bet. There's no way Disney would let them repeat a gag like that. 'Well, Lando's back...let's see, what should we have him do...oh! I know! die pointlessly. Sure. Hey, why don't let's try to get Denis Lawson back into the fold, for that matter---------I bet old-school SW fans would love to see Wedge Antilles die in Episode Nine. In fact, can we just have the whole universe explode at the very end, killing everyone in the canon? That's be a good send-off.'

[Valigarmander]

I just wanted to post this somewhere.

[CaptHayfever]

Well, yeah, she's gotta train somehow.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

[Auron]

I saw that picture earlier today. It's still amazing.

[I REALLY HATE POKEMON!]

So what is that picture, exactly?