Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens

I am nobody · #81

That would be pretty brilliant if actually true.

And if it isn't, that guy should be writing the movies instead.

ScottyMcGee · #82

That would actually make the prequels better. Can't argue with that.

Galefore · #83

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Well, there's also this for evidence that Jar Jar uses the Jedi Mind Trick to manipulate situations. And the voice actor allegedly confirmed that this was the plan, but that Lucas got cold feet about it when Jar Jar became the target of so much derision. I for one am hoping this all comes to fruition in TFA. I have never legitimately wanted to see Jar Jar **** Binks so badly in my life.

ScottyMcGee · #84

SO THATS WHY THERE WAS SO MUCH BAD ACTING. I GET IT NOW.

I am nobody · #85

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Jar Jar must have mind-tricked Lucas!

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · #86

I'm not even that big into Star Wars and this Binks theory is making me nerd out. Unfortunately I doubt it will ever happen, but there is some evidence for it.

Valigarmander · #87

New international trailer.

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ScottyMcGee · #88

Oh God. . .no, wait.

I have a really bad feeling about this now with that new international trailer; I have a bad feeling that they're actually going to have Kylo Ren be Luke. When Kylo said "I will fulfill our destiny". Oh No. That would ruin it for me. That would literally be the stupidest thing ever.

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · #89

Mark Hamill isn't going to be Luke...? That would kind of be horrible and unforgivable.

#90

Kylo Ren is our bad guy with the cross lightsaber, not a different actor

ScottyMcGee · #91

There's a theory though that they are going out of their way to surprise us. We haven't been distinctively shown that Adam Driver is Kylo Ren in the mask. We've seen Adam Driver in clothes that are like Kylo Ren's, and even possibly using the same cross lightsaber while attacking Finn, but we haven't seen a clear affirmation like "Oh, yea, Adam Driver is putting on the Kylo Ren mask." Especially since we haven't seen Luke in the official poster, leading some to believe that the twist is that he is underneath the Kylo Ren mask.

Given that they went really out of their way to make sure nobody knew Darth Vader was Luke's father in ESB, I wouldn't exactly put it past them, especially since they want to hearken back to the original trilogy - in style, story and excitement.

When Kylo Ren says that line about destiny, I just had a bad feeling that they might actually have Luke turn to the dark side and give in to Palpatine's ways of "like father like son." That's what I took it as.

But it's all just paranoia. Hopefully.

I think Luke isn't in the official poster in the same way that Yoda was never in the official posters - he'll be like the next Yoda and we'll wonder just how strong he is now.

Softguitar · #92

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YouTube · #93

To further whet your appetites:

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And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Valigarmander · #94

I'll be seeing this on Monday the 21st. Anyone else got a date yet?

#95

I'm sure someone in the house will see it. I don't know if I will though.

Deepfake · #96

[QUOTE="Valigarmander, post: 1577265, member: 30663"]I'll be seeing this on Monday the 21st. Anyone else got a date yet?[/QUOTE]
I haven't decided. I will wait for an honest review.

But really I just wanted to post to say that I'd like somebody to Awaken MY Force, if you know what I mean.

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · #97

I'll give you A New Hope, AI, if y'know what I mean.

Deepfake · #98

[QUOTE="I REALLY HATE PRESENTS!, post: 1577287, member: 18119"]I'll give you A New Hope, AI, if y'know what I mean.[/QUOTE]
I'd take you up on that, but I've heard it from good sources that your bedroom skills are a Phantom Menace

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · #99

[QUOTE="Hell Orb, post: 1577289, member: 25415"]I'd take you up on that, but I've heard it from good sources that your bedroom skills are a Phantom Menace[/QUOTE]

Why don't you see for yourself and step into my Caravan of Courage.

Deepfake · #100

[QUOTE="I REALLY HATE PRESENTS!, post: 1577291, member: 18119"]Why don't you see for yourself and step into my Caravan of Courage.[/QUOTE]
I'm sure that's a tempting offer to some, but I'm afraid I'm not really into Rebel Assault.