80s Cartoon Reboot.
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I was kind of hoping this would be a film mocking other 80s franchise reboots with their wanton gritty 'realism' and totally unnecessary redesigns and million gallons of plotholes.
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Ooh, yeah. Really stick it to Michael Bay. Have a character called Explosion who is literally a continuous explosion. Really sell-out-ass blatant product placement for some weird arbitrary thing like Ma Baensch's Pickled Herring, or Corn Huskers' Lotion, or PAM Cooking Spray. Maybe even just have some advertising icon join the cast. 'The Justice Brigade------now featuring the Vlasic Pickles stork!' Ahahaha, or how about a character named 'Hooray The Beef' who literally just says 'no' rapid-fire continuously for the whole running time. I want this.
You know, if they're forced to reboot some 80s thing instead of coming up with new stuff (and I assume they would indeed be forced------likely at gunpoint, by jackbooted thugs)...I guess I'd be willing to see what fresh hell Hollywood scumbags could derive from 'BraveStarr', or 'C.O.P.S.'
You know, if they're forced to reboot some 80s thing instead of coming up with new stuff (and I assume they would indeed be forced------likely at gunpoint, by jackbooted thugs)...I guess I'd be willing to see what fresh hell Hollywood scumbags could derive from 'BraveStarr', or 'C.O.P.S.'
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