Absolutely awful movies with 0% enjoyment

Thanous · #81

[QUOTE="Booyakasha, post: 1524187, member: 17381"]It's alright. A good single-player experience. I will say that the XBox version's multiplayer isn't a tithe on the N64's, though. Boy. They could so easily have just given us 'Beach', 'Heist', and 'War'. (I'd have played 'Beach' online. 'Beach' was rad.) Instead we got a just-okay squad-based shooter. TF2, but not as good. Wuff. What might have been...[/QUOTE]
Cool, thanks. Whadya mean by tf2 though xD
[QUOTE="Partridge Inhabited Deku Tree, post: 1524216, member: 18320"]I thoroughly disliked The Master of Disguise and the fact that it had an annoying catchphrase that annoying people liked to use.[/QUOTE]
One of my favorite movies lmao, look at my avatar :P

ScottyMcGee · #82

[QUOTE="Thanous again, post: 1524220, member: 38553"]

One of my favorite movies lmao, look at my avatar

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For some reason I kept thinking about Rocky Horror Picture Show when I saw that, even though I knew it wasn't from that movie.

Deku Tree · #83

[QUOTE="Thanous again, post: 1524220, member: 38553"]
One of my favorite movies lmao, look at my avatar

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Man, naw.

Thanous · #84

[QUOTE="ScottyMcGee, post: 1524221, member: 31048"]For some reason I kept thinking about Rocky Horror Picture Show when I saw that, even though I knew it wasn't from that movie.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE="Partridge Inhabited Deku Tree, post: 1524222, member: 18320"]Man, naw.[/QUOTE]
XD

What's the catchphrase you were thinking of? I can't really recall anything that people would really quote much often lol was it become another person? That don't seem to bad XD

ScottyMcGee · #85

The repetitive fart joke was so stupid.

Deku Tree · #86

The "this is what you're doing" thing.

Thanous · #87

[QUOTE="Partridge Inhabited Deku Tree, post: 1524246, member: 18320"]The "this is what you're doing" thing.[/QUOTE]
Ohhhh, I forgot about that lol. Omg did that really originate from master of disguise?

#88

[QUOTE="Thanous again, post: 1524220, member: 38553"]Cool, thanks. Whadya mean by tf2 though xD[/QUOTE]

...'Team Fortress 2'. It's quite a thing.

I recommend, if you haven't played------it's free nowadays, as I recall, and loads of fun besides.

Thanous · #89

[QUOTE="Booyakasha, post: 1524284, member: 17381"]...'Team Fortress 2'. It's quite a thing.

I recommend, if you haven't played------it's free nowadays, as I recall, and loads of fun besides.[/QUOTE]
OH YEAH DURRRR xD I'm so spacy idek, I'd check it out if I had a computer that could run it lmao

#90

^It's part of 'The Orange Box'. You have a 360, haven't you? 'The Orange Box' was well worth the price on day one---------not owning it now it's old and on the cheap is almost inexcusable. (Of course the PC elitists will damn you for playing a console version, but let's don't care what them wienerfaces think.)

Not sure if there's still a live community today (haven't played it in a while), but it's probably worth looking up.

ScottyMcGee · #91

There's a movie that's just called "Santa Clause" from about 1959 I wanna say. It's a Mexican movie.

In the movie, Satan (named Pitch) tries to screw with Christmas and so Santa has to save the day. . . with the help of Merlin. . who uses a telescope made from human body parts to spy on kids. Also Santa lives in space. And his reindeer are mechanical.

You need

A LOT

of booze

to get through it.

#92

^That movie is hilarious.

MST3K did an episode on it, and they almost didn't need to---------there's little Mike and the Bots said about it wasn't entirely self-evident. (Still a good ep, though. You know, I think I prefer the 'weird movie' episodes to the 'horrible movie' ones. Like, it's possible to watch and enjoy some piece of crap like 'Space Mutiny', whereas I wouldn't wish a 'Monster A Go-Go' on my worst enemy.)

Thanous · #93

[QUOTE="ScottyMcGee, post: 1524292, member: 31048"]There's a movie that's just called "Santa Clause" from about 1959 I wanna say. It's a Mexican movie.

In the movie, Satan (named Pitch) tries to screw with Christmas and so Santa has to save the day. . . with the help of Merlin. . who uses a telescope made from human body parts to spy on kids. Also Santa lives in space. And his reindeer are mechanical.

You need

A LOT

of booze

to get through it.[/QUOTE]
What

WHAT

this sounds unreal

Adding it to my summer movie list of terrible movies to watch with peepz for sure :bitnaughty: :shifty: xD

[QUOTE="Booyakasha, post: 1524290, member: 17381"]^It's part of 'The Orange Box'. You have a 360, haven't you? 'The Orange Box' was well worth the price on day one---------not owning it now it's old and on the cheap is almost inexcusable. (Of course the PC elitists will damn you for playing a console version, but let's don't care what them wienerfaces think.)

Not sure if there's still a live community today (haven't played it in a while), but it's probably worth looking up.[/QUOTE]
My live is expired :'( but I'm assuming it's also on ps3 right?

#94

glux · #95

Can we stop talking about video games in this thread? It's just cluttering things. :bored2:
[QUOTE="King Bomby, post: 1522832, member: 17840"]Back in the mid-late 90s, Robin Williams wasted his incredible talents on an unholy trilogy of awful: Jack, Bicentennial Man, and Patch Adams.[/QUOTE]
Maybe it's because I haven't seen it in a while, but I don't remember Jack being too awful.
[QUOTE="Booyakasha, post: 1523129, member: 17381"]I hate 'Finding Nemo'. I can't believe that garbage won the Oscar for Best Animated in the year that gave us 'Triplets of Belleville', 'Millennium Actress' and 'Tokyo Godfathers'.[/QUOTE]
Never heard of any of those. :/
[QUOTE="CaptHayfever, post: 1523181, member: 25169"]I'm gonna catch heat for this, but... Ferngully: The Last Rainforest. Even as a kid I hated it.[/QUOTE]
But it gave us this! :P :
[spoiler][MEDIA=youtube]XaTFgY8kZcU[/MEDIA][/spoiler]
[QUOTE="Booyakasha, post: 1523205, member: 17381"]'Cars' is boring. The characters are flat and uninteresting.[/QUOTE]
I see what you did.
[QUOTE="Thanous again, post: 1523477, member: 38553"]Now the planes movies were yes pretty bad (I don't even think those were pixar), but cars 1 and 2 were awesome and no one has said yet what they have against it which is annoying xD[/QUOTE]
2?? 2 was utter ****. The first was pretty alright, but 2 just killed anything I felt for the first one. The premise was just ridiculous. Cars was for family, Cars 2 catered to 5-year-olds. "Let's turn Mater from "lovably ignorant" to "complete and total dumbass".
[QUOTE="CuccoLady, post: 1523615, member: 30977"]I'm reasonably confident the reason I like Pixar movies is because ive only seen them once. I loved Up but then I watched it again and had a hard time getting through it; seemed like it was almost all shock value and once I knew the plot the characters weren't interesting enough to keep me coming back[/QUOTE]
I can agree with this statement.

Gumchum · #96

If you went to a movie theater and threw down real currency for anything directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, you shouldn't be allowed to vote.

#97

^Hah. Joke's on you, busta-------voter apathy would have stopped me anyway.

Apollo the Just · #98

[QUOTE="Glutexo, post: 1524312, member: 35833"]Can we stop talking about video games in this thread? It's just cluttering things. :bored2: [/QUOTE]

It's pretty much wrapped up at this point. Regardless, I don't have a problem with side discussion/answering people's questions so long as posts also have topic-related MAD MOVIE BASHING CONTENT. ((yall know who you are *side glances*))

speaking of, I remember watching one MST3K in high school of this GOD AWFUL MOVIE and I don't remember anything about it other than Satan ballet dancing at one point but it was literally so bad that even MST3K couldn't save it

Anyone happen to know the one bc its so terrible I think it would be mad gif-able

#99

Fortunately I am capable of all manner of side-discussion, owing to mysterious science genius brain. Like why the hell can't we discuss extraneous things a bit here. Good conversations should allow for conversing about any dingdong thing.

^MST3K with Satan ballet-dancing? That might indeed be 'Santa Claus', dove. Nothing else springs to mind. Check it out on YouTube (basically the entire dingdong show is available there) ('keep circulating the tapes', indeed------could almost feel foolish for buying so much of it on DVD).

Deepfake · #100

[QUOTE="CuccoLady, post: 1524561, member: 30977"]It's pretty much wrapped up at this point. Regardless, I don't have a problem with side discussion/answering people's questions so long as posts also have topic-related MAD MOVIE BASHING CONTENT. ((yall know who you are *side glances*))

speaking of, I remember watching one MST3K in high school of this GOD AWFUL MOVIE and I don't remember anything about it other than Satan ballet dancing at one point but it was literally so bad that even MST3K couldn't save it

Anyone happen to know the one bc its so terrible I think it would be mad gif-able[/QUOTE]
Was it this one:

[MEDIA=youtube]ZEHV-R-y840[/MEDIA]