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Post by I REALLY HATE POKEMON! » Sun Mar 15, 2015 7:44 pm

^ I can't think of any adult animation in the vein of Pixar/DreamWorks. Is it all foreign or indie or something?

I hate the idea that anything is just for kids. Video games, animation, and figurine collecting gets it the hardest. Strange how music, film, and literature is immune. I guess it's all more mainstream.

Thinking back to adult animation, I would love to see something like Pan's Labyrinth done that way.

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Post by Bomby » Sun Mar 15, 2015 11:10 pm

^ I'm thinking more TV shows - The Simpsons, South Park, The Boondocks, Archer, etc - and more just general animation rather than just Pixar/Dreamworks style. But yeah, I feel like those two studios would have to change up their visual style quite a bit to really make a great adult-oriented film. I'd love to see them try though.

Of course in Japan it's a different story. I would never show a child Perfect Blue or End of Evangelion, like, ever.

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Post by Thanous » Mon Mar 16, 2015 12:42 am

[QUOTE="I REALLY HATE POKEMON!, post: 1523731, member: 18119"]I can kind of tell Pixar wants to tell darker stories but I bet Disney has them chained up like Microsoft had Rare pumping out Viva Pinata and Kinect titles.

I'd love to see an adult oriented Pixar film in my time.[/QUOTE]
The first viva piñata game was fab af I haven't played the others tho XD
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Post by I REALLY HATE POKEMON! » Mon Mar 16, 2015 11:56 am

I never played VP but I can tell you that it's not exactly the CBFD2 or BK3 people wanted at the time.

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Post by Booyakasha » Mon Mar 16, 2015 9:08 pm

'Viva Pinata' and TiP were terrific. Anybody can't appreciate an awesome game just because it isn't precisely what they was expecting is no son of mine.

...they had really nice music, and the graphics were real pretty and vibrant. The character design was great.

I like Leafos. She's cute. That Irish accent of hers, boy. Wandering about the garden all barefoot and all.
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Post by I REALLY HATE POKEMON! » Mon Mar 16, 2015 10:39 pm

I don't know what TiP is but VP looks okay. It's still squandered talent in my book.

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Post by Thanous » Mon Mar 16, 2015 10:40 pm

[QUOTE="I REALLY HATE POKEMON!, post: 1523991, member: 18119"]I never played VP but I can tell you that it's not exactly the CBFD2 or BK3 people wanted at the time.[/QUOTE]
What are these abbreviations lmao. vp is obviously viva pinata but wtf are the other things xD
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Post by Booyakasha » Mon Mar 16, 2015 10:44 pm

TiP= 'Viva Pinata: Trouble in Paradise'. The sequel.
CBFD= 'Conker's Bad Fur Day'
BK3= ' Banjo-Kazooie 3', the game people think they want, except 'Nuts & Bolts' is the game they actually want, only they don't know it yet
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Post by Thanous » Tue Mar 17, 2015 1:58 am

[QUOTE="Booyakasha, post: 1524143, member: 17381"]TiP= 'Viva Pinata: Trouble in Paradise'. The sequel.
CBFD= 'Conker's Bad Fur Day'
BK3= ' Banjo-Kazooie 3', the game people think they want, except 'Nuts & Bolts' is the game they actually want, only they don't know it yet[/QUOTE]
Ah thanks. I haven't played CBFD bc I don't have a n64 and it don't seem to be on eshop, nor have a played any more of the old BK's except the demo of the first on xbl and some gba one xD but I did play nuts and bolts a while ago and yeah it was way fun lol
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Post by Booyakasha » Tue Mar 17, 2015 2:03 am

If you're keen on a rad 3D platformer, you could do a dang sight worse than 'Banjo-Kazooie'.

Only fair to say. I believe it's on the cheap just now on the XBLA store (pretty sure that ends tonight, though).
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Post by Thanous » Tue Mar 17, 2015 2:05 am

[QUOTE="Booyakasha, post: 1524182, member: 17381"]If you're keen on a rad 3D platformer, you could do a dang sight worse than 'Banjo-Kazooie'.

Only fair to say. I believe it's on the cheap just now on the XBLA store (pretty sure that ends tonight, though).[/QUOTE]
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I also noticed conkers had a remake for xbox, any good?
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Post by Booyakasha » Tue Mar 17, 2015 2:20 am

It's alright. A good single-player experience. I will say that the XBox version's multiplayer isn't a tithe on the N64's, though. Boy. They could so easily have just given us 'Beach', 'Heist', and 'War'. (I'd have played 'Beach' online. 'Beach' was rad.) Instead we got a just-okay squad-based shooter. TF2, but not as good. Wuff. What might have been...
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Post by DarkZero » Tue Mar 17, 2015 2:27 am

I recently played Banjo-Kazooie for the first time myself and it was just so fantastic it made me feel like a kid again (although I must say the final boss is very frustrating)
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Post by Valigarmander » Tue Mar 17, 2015 2:34 am

The final boss was challenging for me as a kid (as were many parts of the game), but I've replayed it so many times now I could probably do it blindfolded. I never did finish collecting all of the Jiggies in Tooie, though.

What do you mean this thread is about movies?

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Post by Booyakasha » Tue Mar 17, 2015 2:36 am

Man. Grunty.

First time I played through BK, I did so without accruing any extra honeycombs, or the double life-bar at the end. Taking the witch down with only five honeycombs is a reach, homey. Doable, but not a bit of easy.

Comparatively, the endgame battle in N&B was a cakewalk. About the only bad thing I'll say about the game------Grunty goes down in about fifteen seconds. Like, I realise I designed my vehicle specifically to obliterate her, but it was still a bit of an anticlimax.
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Post by Valigarmander » Tue Mar 17, 2015 2:38 am

One thing that I always hated about BK is that once you completed that big board game thing near the end, you could never go back and replay it without restarting the entire game. A damn shame, that was one of the funnest parts of the game.

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Post by Booyakasha » Tue Mar 17, 2015 2:48 am

^Heh. Talk about your furnace fun. I like a game that rewards you for paying attention.
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Post by Deku Tree » Tue Mar 17, 2015 10:11 am

I thoroughly disliked The Master of Disguise and the fact that it had an annoying catchphrase that annoying people liked to use.

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Post by Booyakasha » Tue Mar 17, 2015 10:55 am

^Horrible movie.
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Post by ScottyMcGee » Tue Mar 17, 2015 11:01 am

Master of Disguise was one of those really rare bad movies where even when I saw it as a kid I thought "Wow, this is crap."
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