Disney Announces New DuckTales Series in 2017

YouTube · #1

http://blogs.disney.com/oh-my-disney/20 ... s-in-2017/
It's a duckblur.

And remember, "I'm-a going to stroke it, YOUR ARMS ARE BROKEN!"

Valigarmander · #2

I hope Alan Young doesn't kick the bucket before then.

#3

Wonder if it's going to be cel animation or CGI.

Did anyone actually like Webby? She was the worst. They should just conveniently forget to bring her back.

Calamity Panfan · #4

seriously though what the **** is a duckblur

Bomby · #5

It's when a hurricane picks up a bunch of ducks and whips them around so quickly that they appear blurry to the human eye.

Deepfake · #6

[QUOTE="Booyakasha, post: 1520313, member: 17381"]Wonder if it's going to be cel animation or CGI.

Did anyone actually like Webby? She was the worst. They should just conveniently forget to bring her back.[/QUOTE]
Webby should be brought back and then killed. You know, for motivation.[DOUBLEPOST=1424927417,1424927382][/DOUBLEPOST][QUOTE="King Bomby, post: 1520315, member: 17840"]It's when a hurricane picks up a bunch of ducks and whips them around so quickly that they appear blurry to the human eye.[/QUOTE]
#scienceisamazing

#7

[QUOTE="King Bomby, post: 1520315, member: 17840"]It's when a hurricane picks up a bunch of ducks and whips them around so quickly that they appear blurry to the human eye.[/QUOTE]

I suppose that makes sense-------after all, it has been said that life in general is like a hurricane in Duckburg...

DarkZero · #8

[QUOTE="IDKFA, post: 1520318, member: 25415"]Webby should be brought back and then killed. You know, for motivation.[/QUOTE]
Webby wants to dive into the vault like Uncle Scrooge but because he was always so busy with his nephews he never has time to teach her the proper diving technique, and she tragically splats all over the vault. Stricken by guilt, Scrooge is forced to get rid of all his blood-soaked gold. His nephews are taken away from him as he is considered an unsafe guardian, and he is sent to prison for child neglect. With nothing left to lose, Scrooge lives out the rest of his years in prison; never to feel joy again, dying a broken man.

Valigarmander · #9

^ But where is Launchpad in all this?

#10

^^I don't like that ending. Can't they all just go out for tacos instead? Tacos are good.

YouTube · #11

^^Sidekicking-it for Darkwing Duck. Launchpad may not know how to land a plane, but he's not stupid. He saw all this coming & got the crap out of Duckburg.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

#12

I'm serious about the tacos thing. Hey, maybe they could call up Glomgold and the Beagle Boys and invite them along, too. I know they aren't on the best terms, but it'd be nice of them to make the effort, at least.

Apollo the Just · #13

the opening theme better be just as catchy

Antisocial · #14

If the Fearsome Five don't get transplanted into the cast of this reboot somehow, I'm boycotting this ****.

#15

^^You know, I think I'd be okay with them just re-using the original, or maybe doing a nice cover. But yeah. Catchy theme songs can be a big deal. (I have about a thousand dumb cartoon songs permanently etched in my idiot memory. Most of them stuck with me a damn sight longer than any of the shows themselves. I can't recall the plot to a single episode of 'Speed Racer', but I could sing the theme song in a heartbeat.)

Deepfake · #16

[QUOTE="CuccoLady, post: 1521161, member: 30977"]the opening theme better be just as catchy[/QUOTE]
Just a cover would be good form, IMO.

X-3 · #17

Dubstep remix of Ducktales it is then.

YouTube · #18

This cover should do nicely.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Kil'jaeden · #19

Just as long as they do not try to make it cool or modern.

X-3 · #20

Scrooge McDuck no longer has a pool of gold, instead he has a small room where he files his stocks. Also, he's slightly less rich now so as to appeal more to the 99%.