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Fantasy cast for video game movies

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Post by ScottyMcGee » Mon Dec 15, 2014 12:33 am

You can be super serious about it or goofing off. Go crazy, I sure did. I wrote down a bunch of other possible roles with question marks. Deceased actors/actresses are also up for grabs. Let's just pretend everyone is alive.

Super Mario

Mario - Nick Offerman(?), John Rys-Davies(?), Zach Galifinakis(?), Robin Williams, Paul Giamatti(?)
Luigi - Sacha Baron Cohen, Johnny Galecki (?)
Peach - Malin Akerman

The Legend of Zelda (going for OoT here)

Link - Taylor Kitsch, Chris Pine(?), Jeremy Renner(?), Jake Gyllenhal(?)
Young Link - Thomas Brodie-Sangster
Zelda/Sheik - Andrea Riseborough
Young Zelda - Chloe Grace Mortez (when she was a bit younger)
Impa - Famke Janssen
Ganondorf - Ron Pearlman
Nabooru - Kim Kardashian, Freema Agyeman
Navi (voice) - Dakota Fanning
Great Deku Tree (voice) - Ian McKellen
Malon - Isla Fisher
Young Malon - idk some redheaded little girl, or maybe Emma Watson if she were the same age as when she started Harry Potter
Saria - idk blanking out now and I really want to post this anyway

Metroid

Samus Aran - Charlize Theron (after seeing her in Prometheus I feel she would nail the part)
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Post by Thanous » Mon Dec 15, 2014 1:18 am

Uncharted:
Nathan drake: whoever plays bash in reign, or Nathan fillion (however the hat it's spelled)
Elena fisher: the hot chick from vghs
Sully: I know I've seen some old dood actor that looks exactly like him, but I can't just put my finger on it ATM.
Chloe Frazer: maybe London Tipton?
Marlow: maybe Glenn close?
Cutter: there's also that perfect guy out here for this role that I just can't remember his name ATM, maybe Rhys Darby? XD that would be hilarious.

That's all I can think of ATM.[DOUBLEPOST=1418620718,1418619960][/DOUBLEPOST]Adam Scott as talbot!
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Post by Deepfake » Mon Dec 15, 2014 2:04 am

All roles to be played by Mickey Rourke, Kurt Russel, and Joseph Gordon-Levitt. They can take turns as each character.
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Post by LOOT » Mon Dec 15, 2014 2:27 am

Link as MISTER T

Ganondorf as WOODY HARRELSON

that's all, that's all the video games need
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Post by ScottyMcGee » Mon Dec 15, 2014 12:55 pm

Oh, I knew I forgot one. Unlike the others, I'm set in stone with this cast.

Final Fantasy VII

Cloud -Alex Pettyfer

Aerith - Bryce Dallas Howard

Tifa - Chloe Bennett

Barrett - Ice Cube

Cid - Dennis Leary

Vincent Valentine - Johnny Depp

Yuffie - Brenda Song

Cait Sith (voice) - David Tennant

Red XIII (voice) - Patrick Stewart

Sephiroth - Paul Bettany

Reno - Zac Efron

Rude - Dwayne Johnson
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Post by Calamity Panfan » Mon Dec 15, 2014 1:05 pm

Doom: Repercussions of Evil

John Stalvern: Chris Pratt
Dad: Bruce Willis
Cernel Joson: Samuel L. Jackson
The Demons: Bradley Cooper, Tom Hardy, Michael B. Jordan, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Jennifer Lawrence, Amanda Seyfried, Will Smith, and [spoiler]Chris Pratt[/spoiler]
and that's the waaaaaaaaaay the news goes
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Post by Valigarmander » Mon Dec 15, 2014 5:57 pm

Super Mario Bros.: The Better Movie

Starring Danny DeVito as Mario,
Jack McBrayer as Luigi,
Amy Poehler as Peach,
Peter Dinklage as Toad,
Patrick Warburton in a rubber suit as Bowser,
and Andy Serkis as Yoshi.
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Post by Thanous » Mon Dec 15, 2014 6:12 pm

[QUOTE="Valisnowmander, post: 1505234, member: 30663"]Super Mario Bros.: The Better Movie

Starring Danny DeVito as Mario,
Jack McBrayer as Luigi,
Amy Poehler as Peach,
Peter Dinklage as Toad,
Patrick Warburton in a rubber suit as Bowser,
and Andy Serkis as Yoshi.[/QUOTE]
I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE[DOUBLEPOST=1418681551,1418681510][/DOUBLEPOST]maybe aziz ansari as yoshi tho lmao
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Post by X-3 » Mon Dec 15, 2014 6:40 pm

SONIC THE LIVE ACTION MOVIE
Sonic: Adam Sandler
Tails: Shia LaBeouf
Knuckles: Jeff Goldblum
Eggman: Louis C.K.
Directed by David Cronenberg
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Post by ZeldaGirl » Mon Dec 15, 2014 9:38 pm

[QUOTE="Valisnowmander, post: 1505234, member: 30663"]Super Mario Bros.: The Better Movie


Patrick Warburton in a rubber suit as Bowser,
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I would watch the **** out of this.
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Post by Bomby » Tue Dec 16, 2014 12:03 am

Joe Pesci is the only actor fit to play Mario.
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Post by ScottyMcGee » Tue Dec 16, 2014 1:06 pm

[QUOTE="Valisnowmander, post: 1505234, member: 30663"]
Amy Poehler as Peach,
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OH MY GOD YES HOW DID I NOT THINK OF THAT I RESCIND MY CASTING FOR HER INSTEAD
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Post by CaptHayfever » Tue Dec 16, 2014 6:04 pm

A bunch of my fantasy cast for Eternal Darkness died, got way too old for the action, or went crazy. :(

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"
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Post by Bomby » Thu Dec 18, 2014 3:42 am

Goodbrothers: A Martin Scorsese Film

Mario - Joe Pesci
Luigi - Robert DeNiro
Peach - Cybill Shepherd
Bowser - Harvey Keitel

Actually I take it back I don't give half a **** about the rest of the cast I just want to see Joe Pesci and Robert DeNiro as Mario & Luigi.
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Post by Deepfake » Thu Dec 18, 2014 7:01 am

^ Al Pacino as Toad
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Post by I REALLY HATE POKEMON! » Sat Dec 20, 2014 1:46 am

MGS:

Snake as Tom Cruise, Ocelot as Liam Neeson, Will Ferrel as Johnny.
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Post by X-3 » Sat Dec 20, 2014 1:53 am

You want Solid Snake to play Tom Cruise?

"Colonel, look at the goddamn birds!"
"The truth!?"
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Post by I REALLY HATE POKEMON! » Sat Dec 20, 2014 1:55 am

He just plays his stealth roles so well, namely Mission Impossible.
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Post by Apollo the Just » Mon Dec 22, 2014 5:26 pm

SSB4: THE MOVIE

Nicolas Cage as Bowser
Kanye West as Mario
Kanye West photoshopped to look taller as Luigi
Orlando Bloom as Link
Beyonce as Wii Fit Trainer
The guy who plays Phoenix Wright in the live action as Marth
Miley Cyrus as Peach
Johnny Depp in various wigs as all of the Koopalings
Akamaru from Naruto's voice actor as Duck Hunt Dog
Elijah Wood as a Mii of Elijah Wood
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Post by Calamity Panfan » Mon Dec 22, 2014 6:03 pm

[QUOTE="xXdeck~the~hallzXx, post: 1506244, member: 30977"]SSB4: THE MOVIE

Nicolas Cage as Bowser
Kanye West as Mario
Kanye West photoshopped to look taller as Luigi
Orlando Bloom as Link
Beyonce as Wii Fit Trainer
The guy who plays Phoenix Wright in the live action as Marth
Miley Cyrus as Peach
Johnny Depp in various wigs as all of the Koopalings
Akamaru from Naruto's voice actor as Duck Hunt Dog
Elijah Wood as a Mii of Elijah Wood[/QUOTE]

i will give you ten billino dollars to make this movie
and that's the waaaaaaaaaay the news goes
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