Make your favorite movies sound boring

[CaptHayfever]

^Touche. It's Head.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

[Gumchum]

A guy teaches some kids about music at school.

[Bomby]

-An oil tycoon hates a local pastor.
-It's really hot outside and people are racist.
-Three guys in the old west look for some guy's grave.
-A guy and his wife argue over whether Chinese or Japanese martial arts are superior.
-Guy with a large phallus decides to become a porn star.
-Someone tries to kill an old Italian guy after his daughter gets married, and the family is displeased.
-Old guy wants his daughter to get married, but she is reluctant.
-A **** poet really hates suburban sprawl.
-Old woman is upset when her handicapped son is arrested.
-Guy who flies a lot for his job falls in love.
-Guy from Hong Kong is stuck in Argentina after his boyfriend dumps him.

[DarkZero]

Guy celebrates minor holiday for six months

[Calamity Panfan]

sports movie time:
- some kids play baseball in the 60s until they hit a ball over a fence
- some people are really good at basketball so michael jordan comes out of retirement
- some kids are bad at hockey but then they are good at hockey
- a college football player goes in for two plays
- an undefeated heavyweight champion decides to fight a relatively unknown boxer and wins

[LOOT]

Bunch of monsters fight until a kid says it's bad to fight.

[Saria Dragon of the Rain Wilds]

Big corporations are bad and will totally just manufacture zombifying viruses, mmkay.

[LOOT]

another goddamn movie where liam neeson is killed even though both his character and the actor could have survived

[I REALLY HATE POKEMON!]

Bunch of muppets and some people in space fighting what are essentially space wizards.

[Gumchum]

It's the '70s and these high school kids just got out of school for the summer, so they go out and do things high school kids do during the summer.