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Post by Booyakasha » Tue Aug 05, 2014 1:52 pm

[QUOTE="Dylan, post: 1481222, member: 15474"]^ That actually sounds interesting.[/QUOTE]

Well, rats. Apparently I don't have it in me to make 'Conan the Barbarian' sound dull.
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Post by spooky scary bearatons » Tue Aug 05, 2014 2:03 pm

a man called shaun deals with the dead.
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Post by LOOT » Tue Aug 05, 2014 2:19 pm

another goddamn WW2 movie involving saving people in black and white except for one scene
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Post by X-3 » Tue Aug 05, 2014 5:18 pm

A man interviews a bunch of people but does not find what he's looking for.
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Post by glux » Tue Aug 05, 2014 5:41 pm

Guy captured by terrorists. Escapes. Shuts down own company. Kills business partner.
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Post by Marilink » Tue Aug 05, 2014 6:28 pm

A guy goes back in time and has to stop his hot mom from falling for him before he goes back.
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Post by I am nobody » Tue Aug 05, 2014 6:29 pm

Several engineers learn an important lesson about exhaust port design.
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Post by X-3 » Tue Aug 05, 2014 6:36 pm

A man lies to another guy for a while, and then vanishes from the public eye.
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Post by Spritedude » Tue Aug 05, 2014 6:55 pm

Two guys talk about burgers while retrieving a briefcase for their boss.
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Post by United Nations » Tue Aug 05, 2014 7:49 pm

A rock falls on a mans arm and then he gets unstuck.

Twelve people are all placed in a room until they agree on something.
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Post by Spritedude » Tue Aug 05, 2014 8:17 pm

A computer does what it's programmed to do. An astronaut turns it off.

A kid might do something in the future. A policeman and an Austrian guy fight over it.
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Post by Bomby » Tue Aug 05, 2014 9:31 pm

-Two cops really suck at getting over breakups.
-People in LA have serious issues.
-Being a prostitute sucks.
-Incompetent cops have trouble finding a serial killer.
-Woman conspires to kill a guy after she's freed from prison.
-Film director walks around a small town for three days and has drinks with the same group of people.
-Old people visit their children and their son's widow.
-Creepy guy gets a job driving a taxi.
-Girls have a few days to learn three punk rock songs so they can play them at school.
-Teenage girls keep company with old dudes to earn money.
-Handsome guy is a **** person and breaks the hearts of a few women.
-French boy with **** parents hates school.
-Heroin addicts live **** lives.
-People watch a kung fu movie in a theater that's about to get shut down.
-Giant mutated fish kidnaps a girl and hides her under a bridge.
-Boxer is a **** person.
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-Guy becomes a monk to learn kung fu after his town gets attacked by the government.
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Post by Calamity Panfan » Tue Aug 05, 2014 9:37 pm

a couple have to deal with the girl's clingy exes before they can move on
and that's the waaaaaaaaaay the news goes
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Post by Gumchum » Tue Aug 05, 2014 10:23 pm

There's this girl named Mary. Some people like her.
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Post by CaptHayfever » Tue Aug 05, 2014 10:26 pm

A daydreamer gets his perfect-fit job via nepotism.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"
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Post by LOOT » Tue Aug 05, 2014 10:36 pm

Everything is awesome. Then it turns out everything really isn't awesome. In the end it turns out everything really is awesome.
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Post by Bomby » Tue Aug 05, 2014 10:57 pm

-Old woman wants to write a poem.
-Revolutionaries pretend to be opera actors.
-Village hires old guys with swords to protect them from pillagers.
-A bunch of people in France do funny looking things.
-Detective goes to a town controlled by a computer with an ugly voice.
-Woman's wedding rehearsal gets interrupted, so she kills people.
-Hitman with a conscience accidentally blinds a singer.
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Post by I am nobody » Tue Aug 05, 2014 11:03 pm

Collector acquires several rare children's toys. Airline loses them.
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Post by Gumchum » Tue Aug 05, 2014 11:39 pm

A few guys from the gym play dodgeball with the guys from across the street.
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Post by Calamity Panfan » Tue Aug 05, 2014 11:56 pm

A news reporter gets fired from his job, gets his job back, and falls in love
and that's the waaaaaaaaaay the news goes
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