Make your favorite movies sound boring

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Make your favorite movies sound boring

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Post by Gumchum » Mon Aug 04, 2014 5:28 pm

Stole this from a friend on the Facespaces. Take some of your all-time favorite movies and make them sound as boring as possible. Don't give the title away. I'll start:

These guys like bowling. One wants a rug.

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Post by LOOT » Mon Aug 04, 2014 5:59 pm

Three guys talk over a bunch of dumb movies.

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Post by Calamity Panfan » Mon Aug 04, 2014 6:08 pm

a bunch of stuff happens in a room
and that's the waaaaaaaaaay the news goes

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Post by Marilink » Mon Aug 04, 2014 6:46 pm

An falsely-accused guy gets out of prison.
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Post by I REALLY HATE POKEMON! » Mon Aug 04, 2014 6:52 pm

White dude is caught by Japanese guys, gets Stockholm Syndrome and a sword, and becomes the last sword guy.

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Post by Apollo the Just » Mon Aug 04, 2014 7:27 pm

Kid who has no friends or social life gets a pet instead
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Post by Booyakasha » Mon Aug 04, 2014 8:03 pm

Kid's village gets massacred by generic eviltons, and he is forced into slavery, pushing wheel around and around for decades. Eventually he is freed and goes on quest to kill head evilton. (Also------has maybe ten lines of dialogue in whole movie.)
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Post by Gumchum » Tue Aug 05, 2014 12:25 am

^ That actually sounds interesting.

Two paleontologists, a mathematician and a couple kids go to a zoo opening. The power goes out for a couple hours.

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Post by LOOT » Tue Aug 05, 2014 12:37 am

A bunch of kids toys get animated and there's a bunch of cultural references halfway into the movie and it ends like everyone is actually a good guy

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Post by Calamity Panfan » Tue Aug 05, 2014 12:41 am

a guy who can't remember well gets tattoos because his wife died
and that's the waaaaaaaaaay the news goes

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Post by CaptHayfever » Tue Aug 05, 2014 2:14 am

A rock band tries to avoid being bothered by people.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

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Post by DarkZero » Tue Aug 05, 2014 2:21 am

Teenager makes his mom and dad dance, also tries to get his car fixed.
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Post by Saria Dragon of the Rain Wilds » Tue Aug 05, 2014 2:47 am

Cowboys and tuberculosis.
Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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Post by Valigarmander » Tue Aug 05, 2014 3:25 am

A bunch of scientists' vacation is ruined when the power goes out.

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Post by X-3 » Tue Aug 05, 2014 4:03 am

Some guy saves a princess as part of a contract ands ends up falling in love with her.

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Post by Gumchum » Tue Aug 05, 2014 11:37 am

A writer and his lawyer go to Las Vegas and do Las Vegas things.

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Post by Random User » Tue Aug 05, 2014 11:43 am

Some guys hosts a radio show for soldiers or something.

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Post by Marilink » Tue Aug 05, 2014 12:22 pm

Some people sleep at the same time and have some dreams.
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Post by Apollo the Just » Tue Aug 05, 2014 1:29 pm

An old lady who was once an actress reminisces. That's it that's the movie
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Post by Gumchum » Tue Aug 05, 2014 1:36 pm

A cruise ship sets out for America. Some people go swimming.

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