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Post by Sim Kid » Fri May 21, 2004 6:17 pm

Donkey Thong:

Stare at Donkey Kong in a Thong for 9 hours straight
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Post by LOOT » Mon May 24, 2004 9:44 am

Viewtiful Joe: Revival of the Red Tights

Play as Joe and those other characters, whoever the hell they are because you obviously aren't able to play as them as they are just too hard to unlock and go around beating up robots and stuff, collecting other tacky costumes!

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Post by Sim Kid » Wed May 26, 2004 12:45 am

Drive Corker's Dying:


Play the unofficial sequel to Clive Barker's Undying! Use Magic that does almost nothing! Fire off cheap weapons!! Play Drive Corker's Dying for the PC or UNDIE!!!
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Post by I'm Hammermap » Sat May 29, 2004 10:19 pm

Originally posted by MetalMadMan:
The new, hottest game ever: Banblaster!

Go through 100 levels, banning worthless VGF people. Your weapons range from the hilarious ban message, the standard 'banned', and, rarely, the all powerful banination grenade! Ban such losers as Lupus, Grenriader, and more! Only $999.999, coming to a flooring store near you!
That would be a great game, not a horrible one!

Donkey Konga:
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Post by Sim Kid » Sun May 30, 2004 3:11 am

Screw these games: The game that belittles crappy games.


No...That'd be pretty good actually.
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Post by Godot » Sun May 30, 2004 10:28 pm

HEY YOU, PIKACHU 2!

Talk to a stupid ass pikachu! Say things like "Pikachu, Give me a beer!" and all he does in say "Pika pika" Which means he is trying to translate you to buy his third game, HEY YOU PIKACHU 3!
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Post by Sim Kid » Mon May 31, 2004 1:08 am

Ass Climber


Play as Popo and/or Nana as you climb up Bush's Ass.
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Post by Jingle Jangles » Wed Jun 02, 2004 5:08 pm

HIDE!
The new stealth game that includes the most revolutionary aspect, just plain hiding.
There are no weapons, vehicles, bosses, or movies.
All you do is hide, and not be seen. If something finds your hole, or whatever you are in, You Lose.

now available on the Xbox. coming next spring for the PS2 released with 2 additional hiding places: The Box, and The Dumpster. note that the Dark Staircase has now become the most irriating part in the game due to playstations lack to handle millions of layered shadows.

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Post by Kukurio » Wed Jun 02, 2004 5:19 pm

Originally posted by Digitalpotato:
Ass Climber


Play as Popo and/or Nana as you climb up Bush's Ass.
CLEVER!

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Post by Sim Kid » Thu Jun 03, 2004 3:04 am

Ran Dies: The game
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Post by CaptHayfever » Thu Jun 03, 2004 3:43 pm

^^^Also known as: How Not to Be Seen: The Game

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Post by supperdish » Fri Jun 04, 2004 4:46 pm

Originally posted by Digitalpotato:
Donkey Thong:

Stare at Donkey Kong in a Thong for 9 hours straight
>_< OH GOD MY EYES!

Super Pario Bros:
Start random, endless, stupid posts on the Mario Forum!

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Post by Sim Kid » Sat Jun 05, 2004 2:45 am

Dr. Jeckyl and Mr. Hyde the game.
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Post by Mariosrpg89 » Tue Jun 08, 2004 10:07 am

Super Mario Brothers:The Movie:The Game
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Post by Sim Kid » Tue Jun 08, 2004 4:49 pm

^Lol, good one!!


Final Fantasy: The Spirits within
the game based on the movie!
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Post by Kukurio » Thu Jun 17, 2004 11:50 am

^ *shudders from the horror of it all*

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Post by Gumby dammit » Fri Jun 18, 2004 1:32 am

Originally posted by Digitalpotato:
Dr. Jeckyl and Mr. Hyde the game.
Actualy,there was a VERY bad game based off of that book.

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Directors Cut

Geez... The original game was bad enough. Imagine a director's cut...
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Post by LOOT » Fri Jun 18, 2004 4:26 pm

Sonic Adventure 2.5: Beach.

Play as the characters from SA2 like Sonic wearing sunglasses, Shadow in Air Sandals, Rouge in a Bikini, Knuckles with tanning gloves, Tails in bermuda shorts, or *GASP!* Eggman in a thong! The object is to play for at least 20 minutes without gouging your eyes out.

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Post by Sim Kid » Fri Jun 18, 2004 4:49 pm

Originally posted by Tenth Star:
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Directors Cut

Geez... The original game was bad enough. Imagine a director's cut...
Unless it was the GBC version.


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Post by Gumby dammit » Fri Jun 18, 2004 7:52 pm

Okay,get this..


Catdog: The game!

*Shudders* I HATED that show...

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