Worst Made-Up Video Game Ideas?

[Gumby dammit]

President Evil

Play as George Bush,as Iraq summons zombies to eat the Americans,and create a huge zombie army!
Kill the zombies with a means of many weapons,such as...
A Fire Poker,you can gouge out zombie's eyes with this.
Your avrage everyday hunting rifle.
A semi-auto pistol.
A butcher knife.
And much,much more. Get to the center of all the madness to kill the man who's responsible for all of this madness...

[I'm Hammermap]

Attack of the Killer Bees!(or LOZ:WW2)
THE KILLER BEES ARE ATTACKING THE NEW HYRULE! LINK MUST KILL THESE ONCE IDIOT KIDS(now idiot adults) THAT ARE UN-ARMED! ONE HIT KILLS ALL OF THEM! BE SURE THAT YOU DON'T ACCIDENTALLY KILL ZELDA AT THE END, FOR SHE IS DRESSED IN A GANNONDORF SUIT!!!!!!

[Sim Kid]

Halo 2D


Halo in 2D using 8 bit graphics on the Microsoft Xbox!

[aikula2001]

Twig of Mana

Play as one of the Devius Manor birds and fly your way through Mana to find the right twig to make your nest with. Fight mosquitoes, flies and spiders on the way. The final boss is a cat. Try not to be eaten.

[Black Skull Dragoshi]

BSD teaches singing.

Pretty much self explanitory.

Rated E.

[ April 25, 2004, 07:02 PM: Message edited by: BSD:Now with 300% more Pizza ]

[Sim Kid]

NC Underground hotel: The game

[Tablecloth Girl]

Arseman 64 for the Arsetendo

One day a young boy poo'ed. His poo became ARSEMAN! Save the world with your bad-smelling powers!

[Sim Kid]

Hamtaro: Ham Ham Heartbreak 2.

[I'm Hammermap]

Star Wars: The Lightsaber from I.MCRAP!
The lightsaber Luke just built is faulty! Will Darth Vader destroy it in time? No point in how Darth Vader got it!

[ROTKK]

Mario is missing 2! With 35 more levels to explore! That's right! But best of all, you can collect coins for no reason!

[Sim Kid]

Alice's crack party. (Seriously, if you thought American McGee's Alice was ****ed up, then just imagine that game on crack. HO BABY!)

[Andre's Cousin]

Damon, Ollie, Me, and CJ

YOYO WATZ UP MAH DAWGZ

SUPSUP YO WE FUKZ ALL NITE LONG IN TEH HOOD TEH HOOD OF GANGSTA MEN YOYOYO

DUNT LE T DAT ANDERZ STEEL U WAY FRUM TEH TIOP DAWG YIOO!!!11 DIS SHIZNITZ GONI TO BUST SUM SEED IN YO ASSES MMM MMM CHUNKY

[ludwigvan]

Destroy LvK's files.

Rated AO for violence and language.

[Sim Kid]

****** the game. Stare at ****** for 32 hours straight.

[Nabooru98]

Adventures of the JuiceMan

Play as a juice vendor in hawaii, carefully drugging peoples juice! But watch out! There are cops that want to arrest you for indecent exposure! Conceal yourself in a flasher coat and flash people for points! Main goal is to keep your juice-selling business running, so make sure your boss doesn't see you flashing!

[Sim Kid]

Remember an old bus song I used to sing back in 5th-6th grade, so I decided to make it into a bad game Idea:


Old fat cow the game!
Here are the levels and what you do to Old Fat Cow:

Level 1: Get Rained on
Level 2: Get hailed on
Level 3: Get struck by lightning
Level 4: get deafened by Thunder
Level 5: Get sucked up by a tornado
Level 6: Get trapped in Hurricane Andrew
Level 7: Get mad cow disease
level 8: Get thrown off Victoria falls
Level 9: Get shot
Level 10: Get lit on Fire

And lots lots more levels and stuff you can do to old Fat cow! Rated T for Teen.

[Godot]

Originally posted by Chaos 0:
That Poetry guy that made alot of poems. (I can't remember his name)

Poe? Dr. Susses?

[OcarinaMan]

Send money to Nintendo: THE GAME


This game flashes an address so that you can send Nintendo enough money for Nintendo to smite its enemies.

[Gumby dammit]

RENEGADE
System: PS2

Controls:
L Analog Stick- Move Xen or Niath around.
R Analog stick- Switch to First person view.
R1- Toggle Weapon
L1- Toggle Weapon
R2- Alt Fire
L2- Alt Fire
X- Attack
O- Examine/Pick Up
[]- Run
/\- Jump
Start- Item Screen
Select- Pause
R3- Not Used
L3- Not Used

2 Players
Xen ((Green))
Niath ((Blue))

1st Boss: Robot Suit/Human Robo (( A human in a robot suit ))
2nd Boss: Sledgehammer (( A maniac serial killer with a sledgehammer ))
3rd Boss: Quake (( A robot walker that can cause earth quakes ))
4th Boss: Acidic (( A monster that lurks in acid ))
5th Boss: Decimator (( A half human half robo that only knows how to kill ))
6th Boss: Orangutara (( A mutated monkey. It can crush your circuts. ))
7th Boss: Robotix (( The last regular boss,your prototype ))
HIDDEN BOSS: Nemesis (( A huge machine that has everything you have,but it's much,much stronger. Unlock this boss by shutting down all 10 power plants. Not an easy task. When you beat this boss,you get the real ending.

Story:
The year is 3700. Two robots created in 2004 were sealed in a room,because they were so strong they could eliminate the human race. Then,one day in 3700,an innocint scientist accidently unseals the room. Playing as one,or two if there's another player,of the robots you must go on a renegade and get revenge by wiping out the human race.

WEAPONS:
Handgun- Starting weapon. Slow speed,low attack.
Plasma Katana- Fast speed,moderate attack.
Machine Gun- Very fast speed,low attack.
Plasma Caster- Moderate speed,moderate attack
Grenade Launcher- Slow speed,High attack
Rocket Launcher- Very Slow Speed,Very High Attack
HIDDEN WEAPON, Gulon Gun- Extremly Fast Attack,Extremly High Attack

[ May 24, 2004, 06:11 PM: Message edited by: Tenth Star ]

[Metal Man]

The new, hottest game ever: Banblaster!

Go through 100 levels, banning worthless VGF people. Your weapons range from the hilarious ban message, the standard 'banned', and, rarely, the all powerful banination grenade! Ban such losers as Lupus, Grenriader, and more! Only $999.999, coming to a flooring store near you!