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The Drinking Game
Press A to drink, Press B to spit. Press Start to swallow.
Press A to drink, Press B to spit. Press Start to swallow.
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Tired of games where you have to go outside just to defeat bosses? Overwhelmed by the crapiness of Mortal Kombat Advance? Well here's the solution!
Introducing Viagra Slip Extreme!
Where you can slip a Viagra into more than 30 different celebreties' coffee, such as Donald Trump, John Kerry, George Dubya, Colin Powell, Sean Connery and many many more! Use the control pad to position your shaky hand to drop the Viagra into the coffee, B to drop it, and A to get the hell outta there! You have 10 seconds each time, but the process requires you to speed up by half an amazing second every 3 stages! See humiliating reactions, as Donald Trump's desk flips over to the other side, and fires 14 people the same day! See Dubya get emberassed at another speech in front of 100,000 people! Or see if John Kerry is an Alien or not! And you can press the L and R triggers to switch the Viagra with a Laxative, a sleeping pill, or a placebo! And with more GBA's and copies of this game and a link cable, with our new device that can hook up into your pants, you can play the hidden multiplayer game, which coffee has Viagra, where one player places a Viagra into 1 of 3 coffees, and the others have to try and get the one without it, or have their Spider Senses tingling, if you know what I mean. So if you like games and realism, get this game when it's out!
*Small Print* Made by Konami, coming Summer 2004 to your GBA. Forcibly made by small children in China. Erections lasting longer than 5 hours after playing this game should make you grab the phone and call your doctor.
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Introducing Viagra Slip Extreme!
Where you can slip a Viagra into more than 30 different celebreties' coffee, such as Donald Trump, John Kerry, George Dubya, Colin Powell, Sean Connery and many many more! Use the control pad to position your shaky hand to drop the Viagra into the coffee, B to drop it, and A to get the hell outta there! You have 10 seconds each time, but the process requires you to speed up by half an amazing second every 3 stages! See humiliating reactions, as Donald Trump's desk flips over to the other side, and fires 14 people the same day! See Dubya get emberassed at another speech in front of 100,000 people! Or see if John Kerry is an Alien or not! And you can press the L and R triggers to switch the Viagra with a Laxative, a sleeping pill, or a placebo! And with more GBA's and copies of this game and a link cable, with our new device that can hook up into your pants, you can play the hidden multiplayer game, which coffee has Viagra, where one player places a Viagra into 1 of 3 coffees, and the others have to try and get the one without it, or have their Spider Senses tingling, if you know what I mean. So if you like games and realism, get this game when it's out!
*Small Print* Made by Konami, coming Summer 2004 to your GBA. Forcibly made by small children in China. Erections lasting longer than 5 hours after playing this game should make you grab the phone and call your doctor.
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Here are my pokemon in Pokemon People.
Hitler
Saddam
Peewee Herman
Britney Spears
Mr. T
Satan
God
Jesus
Hilary Duff
Osma Bin Laden
That Poetry guy that made alot of poems. (I can't remember his name)
Albert Einstein
George Washington
Abreham Lincon
Napoleon
Mussolini
The Devil
Mr. Rogers
President Bush
Bill Gates
I'll think of some more later.
Hitler
Saddam
Peewee Herman
Britney Spears
Mr. T
Satan
God
Jesus
Hilary Duff
Osma Bin Laden
That Poetry guy that made alot of poems. (I can't remember his name)
Albert Einstein
George Washington
Abreham Lincon
Napoleon
Mussolini
The Devil
Mr. Rogers
President Bush
Bill Gates
I'll think of some more later.
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