I just returned from a viewing of the recent Justin Lin film Fast & Furious 6 (also known as Fast 6, or as nobody but the opening credits Furious 6) and I noticed a plethora of things:
1. There is not a single good actor in this film: Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, The Rock, Tyrese, Ludacris, etc.
2. While that list is quite impressive when it comes to poor acting, nothing takes the cake like Michelle Rodriguez. She is the worst in every movie she is in.
3. The bad acting doesn't ****ing matter in this movie
4. The dialogue is cheesy as **** but it works
5. Everything Tyrese says is gold. I want a movie of just Ludacris explaining different things to him.
6. Nothing that happened in this entire movie is plausible. Literally everything that I learned in Physics class just got thrown out the toilet.
7. There is a plot twist that comes out of nowhere and is never explained.
8. Who gives a **** about plot there are CARS CRASHING
9. DID THEY JUST TAKE OUT A TANK
10. DID THEY JUST TAKE OUT AN AIRPLANE11. JASON STATHAM FAST SEVEN LET"S DO THIS
12. I loved this ****ing movie, and I hate myself for it.
Like, it doesn't make sense. I should hate this movie so much. But I JUST CAN'T.
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Calamity Panfan
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On a somewhat relevant note, here's an Honest Trailer for Fast 5:
[video=youtube;MOTk1Gi5zoA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOTk1Gi5zoA[/video]
Man, I love the Honest Trailers channel.
[video=youtube;MOTk1Gi5zoA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOTk1Gi5zoA[/video]
Man, I love the Honest Trailers channel.
