A Shy Guy Beats Up a Bunch of Girls: Part 5

[X-3]

also you can't kill them

Beamos were so awesome in LttP. They see you from a mile away and they just shoot you. None of this "my laser is hitting the ground!" nonsense.

[Antisocial]

It's that time again!


Diver: Farian Denz
Coach: Misanthropy

Courtesy link.

[DarkZero]

At least they're getting wise.

[Antisocial]

Memories.

HEY

I was going through all my comics the other day and found a couple of old, silly ones I haven't posted yet. Have one of them.

Oh, and if you haven't figured it out, it was drawn before Super Mario Galaxy 2's release.


Hyped: Hinigata To
Players: Kel Norbison, Sensa "Nabooru" Katae
Professor: Kaimiru Wun

[Gabriel]

Yes. That is a good teacher.

[Antisocial]

I BS'd my way through writing all that military-sounding speak. Does it show?

^ She is also a student of Misanthropy's class, since he also invited the faculty as well as students to join when he started. This makes her the oldest of the class at 38, and the tallest at 6'6". Despite such, she gets it just as bad as the rest of the class, as the next new comic will show.

But for now, have another old comic I found, featuring more of Antisocial's wacky relatives.


General: Fizi Philanthropy
Second-in-command: Target - Antisocial's aunt
Intelligence: Envy - Antisocial's other aunt
"Enemy": Misanthropy

[DarkZero]

Honestly, I BS'd my way through reading it.

[CaptHayfever]

The first 3 panels taken alone make no sense, but with the rest of the strip they work. Context is a wonderful thing.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

[Antisocial]

Technically, she caught it.

^^ YOU'LL TAKE THOSE WALLS OF TEXT AND LIKE IT

^ Sometimes removing the context will make things funnier. Like in this recent strip:


Failure: Kaimiru Wun
Coach: Misanthropy

[Gabriel]

From now on all my attack strategies will involve cuddling people.

Actually, that's how it was already.


:)

[DarkZero]

Where is Bomb?

For that matter, where are a bunch of your cast?

[CaptHayfever]

^This comic has 700,000 characters; they can't all appear at once.

Until the end, I figured this was like the ball in Brawl, where it can't just be kicked along the ground.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

[Antisocial]

Where is Bomb?

For that matter, where are a bunch of your cast?

I don't know! WHERE DID THEY GO???

...Actually, I find it strange the one character you ask for is that one guy who looks like a girl.


Mooch: Michel Lapland
Moth keeper: What Langston
Learned something new: Ivy Synthet

[DarkZero]

Most of my cash is 20s.

[Gabriel]

^This.


:)

[Antisocial]

The bestest best friend ever.


Mackin' on a bro's sistas: Shoemi Tsuboshin
Round 1: Gan Rikuu
Round 2: Aiko Rikuu
Round 3: Tobei Rikuu
Round 4: Myoko Rikuu
Round 5: Entai Rikuu
Round 6: Nabishi Rikuu
Round 7: Yoki Rikuu
Round 8: Finis Rikuu
The brother: Fukuda "Bomb" Rikuu

[CaptHayfever]

At least one of them thinks he's funny.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

[DarkZero]

Welp, I'm satisfied.

Good night.

[Gabriel]

What about their mom?


:)

[Antisocial]

That's so not kaizo!

^ Man's gotta know his limitations.


Player of original flavor: Sensa "Nabooru" Katae
On the internet too long: Kel Norbison