A Shy Guy Beats Up a Bunch of Girls: Part 5

Antisocial · #1

I'm just gonna go for it.

These are comic strips I do every now and then. Some censored for the chaste eyes of VGF. First, a few things you should know.

1. I created these characters circa 2000 and developed them with HotD's help meticulously for around the course of five years, and the basic premise revolves around a Shy Guy who teaches a girls' P.E. class (no, seriously) including slice-of-life episodes of the students. You would probably think it's the brainchild of a socially bereft nerd who's making a lame attempt to mix up his fondness for Mario and manga art befitting of Deviantart and general fanfiction. Well, that's because it is. But hey, I'm showing it to you anyway.

2. I admit it--I like to draw stereotypical anime girls (MOE BISHOUJO STYLE REPRESENT). I have the intention to possibly use these characters professionally somehow someday (another harem series lol) and my basic concept is mixing manga with Western satire, but we'll see how that goes. As far as I'm concerned, I'm currently just drawing these for fun and faeries at the moment.

3. Speaking of DeviantART, I do not have a gallery anywhere on the internet (my not-so-tiny-anymore Photobucket page doesn't count). I do not have any plans to put up one anytime soon.

4. No, I still currently have no desire to put up my own website for this. I'm posting them here for your amusement, and if that doesn't gel with anyone of authority, I honestly have no problem stopping altogether.

5. I am running out of old material to show and drawing new stuff takes a lot of time because I am a lazy slob. Therefore, periods between updates may be longer than usual from here on out.

6. Some comics may be links. Click those comics for stupid Easter eggs.

Feedback appreciated but not mandatory.

Cannonballing: Tsu-xia Tenor
Hands first: Zash Tekku

Red · #2

Talk about hard water.

#3

Wait a minute, if in this exaggerated situation, if this sunblock truly is waterproof, wouldn't that mean it repels water, which means instead of hitting the water as if it were solid she would slip through completely dry and hit the bottom of the pool, unaffected by gravity and oh no ive gone cross eyed

DarkZero · #4

dat surface tension

Bomby · #5

zomg underboob.

Antisocial · #6

You can call the first one funny if you want to be so edgy about it.

^^^ That sounds difficult to depict on paper.

Dizzy wrote:...Physical abuse is funny when it's not from a man. :p

Dramatic punch: Shoemi Tsuboshin
Humorous punch: Emily Yurimitsu
Atypical kick: Misanthropy

#7

Whoh, that's one abusive Shoemi.

Haha, that's a funny Emily!

Haha, he's too small to punch easily!

Valigarmander · #8

Actually, I want to see more of Abusive Shoemi.

This comic needs some drama.

YouTube · #9

Neither of the first two is funny without context. The third is only funny because of the context established by the first two.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Rainbow Dash · #10

punching women the comic. furthermore;

#11

The more I look at it, the funnier the first panel is. Maybe because Shoemi looks like he doesn't know how to throw a punch.

DarkZero · #12

It's like he wants to be a pimp.

X-3 · #13

He's going to break that illusion.

Antisocial · #14

Swing and a miss.

Valigarmander wrote:This comic needs some drama.

Me take this comic seriously? You're mad.

Loot wrote:The more I look at it, the funnier the first panel is. Maybe because Shoemi looks like he doesn't know how to throw a punch.

He doesn't. He knows how to receive them, though.

Couldn't score: Shoemi Tsuboshin
Alleged exception to the problem: Diogenes Asperix
Not impressed: Hinigata To, Kel Norbison

YouTube · #15

Any SCP readers will find it extra hilarious that Diogenes is such a macho man.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

#16

... Borderlands?

Rainbow Dash · #17

tell us what game this is with a knife and gamecube wavebirds

monstrman · #18

Call of Duty: Time Travelling Warfare 3 1/2.5

YouTube · #19

^^Does Killer7 have knives?

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Antisocial · #20

Apparently, Candice returned her Kindle for an e-book with a touch screen.

CaptHayfever wrote:Any SCP readers will find it extra hilarious that Diogenes is such a macho man.

Knowing Dio, he'd probably want to stay far away from things that would alter his gender. Also, extra hilarity for Diogenes being named after the Greek cynic, in contrast to the former's optimism.

Rainbow Dash wrote:tell us what game this is with a knife and gamecube wavebirds

1. It's not a Wavebird.
2. I should really do my research better on how things like certain game controllers look before drawing their likenesses. I am punching myself in the face now for this oversight.

Not fast enough: Candice Blenny
Human rotor: Xingo Taromujo