Rate the last movie you saw...

[Calamity Panfan]

Transformers Dark of the Moon in theaters.

Rating: 3.5/10

Best Part: NO TWINS

[Auron]

^The last movie you saw was in the theaters 2 years ago?

[Calamity Panfan]

lul dark of the moon

I think my brain may have worn down due to massive levels of stupidity

[Auron]

Michael Bay movies have a tendency of doing that to people.

[SephirothKirby]

Honestly, I thought Transformers 3 was a triumphant solely because of how much better it was than the first 2.

[Calamity Panfan]

^ That was my short review that I texted my friends/posted on facebook/etc.

[Auron]

Movie #3: How to Train Your Dragon
How: DVR/TV
Rating: 8.5
Best Part: Toothless
Worst Part: Jay Baruchel's voice

So yeah, I watched it again. And I'm going to bump up the score by a point. It's grown on me that much more.

[Calamity Panfan]

Movie: Zach Galifianakis: Live at the Purple Onion (I know it doesn't really count as a movie, but still)
How: Netflix Streaming
Rating: Can't really rate stand-up. I laughed hysterically/10
Best Part: Seth Galifianakis

Movie: Memento
How: Netflix Streaming
Rating: 9/10
Best Part: The whole climax where the black and white scenes come together with the color scenes

Movie: Clerks
How: Netflix Streaming
Rating: 10/10
Best Part: I really can't say. So many great scenes. Probably my favorite non-Monty Python comedy. Personal favorites include "Berzerker" and "MY GIRLFRIEND SUCKED 37 DICKS" "...In a row?"

ALSO GUESS WHAT I DISCOVERED THIS WEEK

[DarkZero]

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. Still good, 8/10.

Even though I don't like it being called the Sorcerer's Stone.

[Calamity Panfan]

Movie: Exit Through the Gift Shop
How: NETFLIX LOL
Rating: 8.5/10
"Street art" has definitely found a place in pop culture (especially the likes of Banksy and Shepherd Fairley). Hoax or not, I thought this was a really interesting look into that style of art. Though honestly I would not pay close to the amount some people do to buy an original Banksy.

Movie: Chasing Amy
How: Blah, blah, blah
Rating: 8/10
As stated in my last post, Clerks is one of my personal favorite movies. So naturally I've decided to check out other movies in the View Askewniverse. This movie threw me a little off guard, as it has a lot more dramatic elements than any of Kevin Smith's other movies that I've seen. There are still plenty of hilarious moments (the opening scenes with the debate about black role models in fantasy/science fiction, the debate about Archie's sexuality (really, just the entire character of Hooper X in general), and of course Jay and Silent Bob), but a lot of the second act mostly focuses on the troubles that the couple go through, and there aren't as many comedic moments. Jason Lee gave a pretty good performance as Banky (I never thought I'd ever use "Jason Lee" and "good" in the same sentence...). Also, Joey Lauren Adams personally annoys the **** out of me, but doesn't bring down my overall enjoyment of the movie.

[CaptHayfever]

^Funny thing about Smith, he's able to bring some excellent performances out of some typically-not-very-good actors. I don't know if you've gotten around to Mallrats yet, but it speaks to how awful Jeremy London really is that he's still bad in Mallrats.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

[Calamity Panfan]

^ I didn't even know Jeremy London was allowed to act outside of 90s television dramas...