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Post by I REALLY HATE POKEMON! » Wed Jun 30, 2010 4:30 pm

^ Little Nicky sucked bad, aside from the Hitler Pineapple scenes, and I think Robin Williams is a horrible actor. Everybody knows he just makes voices, talks real fast and is annoying looking.

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Post by PK FIRE! » Wed Jun 30, 2010 4:54 pm

He did an awsome rendition of "Blame Canada" at the Osckers, his stand can be very good, and I thoughtthat both his roles in "Aladdin" and "Good Morning Vetitnam" were well preformed.

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Post by I REALLY HATE POKEMON! » Wed Jun 30, 2010 5:07 pm

He only did good in Aladdin because being loud and making funny voices is genie's character. When he does it any other time I cringe.

I hated him in Robots and Hook, and a couple other movies but I guess I really haven't seen too many of his movies. Still, he's like Jack Black to me. I have an irrational hatred for them. Oh, and Vince Vaughn.

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Post by CaptHayfever » Thu Jul 01, 2010 12:47 am

Everybody knows he just makes voices, talks real fast and is annoying looking.
I'm giving you homework: Watch Good Morning Vietnam, Dead Poets Society, Jakob the Liar, Jumanji, Good Will Hunting, One Hour Photo, & World's Greatest Dad. Afterwards, I want you to come back & revise your statement accordingly.

And remember, "I-a loved Hook. And I-a kinda like Robots, Patch Adams, & Bicentennial Man."

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Post by Sim Kid » Thu Jul 01, 2010 8:10 pm

I think another candidate for worst movie I've ever seen would also be Shark Tale.


I think what they really did wrong was that they marketed it as a family film. No, it should have been a horror movie. Because when you have a protagonist who looks like THIS:

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HOW can you market this as something family-friendly?!? This is the friggin handmaiden of Nyarlathotep or Cthulhu - NOT a protagonist in a family-friendly film we're supposed to sympathize with!

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Post by I REALLY HATE POKEMON! » Fri Jul 02, 2010 3:50 am

Oh, Jumanji, I forgot about that little gem from my childhood. I liked it a lot but I'll have to rewatch it again to judge it accurately.

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Post by juli888 » Mon Jul 19, 2010 10:28 am

The worst cinema - it is a film Lovely bones! A disgusting film.

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Post by Volchanka » Sun Aug 08, 2010 8:32 pm

Plan 9 from Outer Space.

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Post by Deepfake » Mon Aug 09, 2010 8:17 am

Robin Williams is a brilliant comedian. He should quit full acting, though, and just do voice-acting.

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Post by CaptHayfever » Mon Aug 09, 2010 2:55 pm

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CaptHayfever wrote:I'm giving you homework: Watch Good Morning Vietnam, Dead Poets Society, Jakob the Liar, Jumanji, Good Will Hunting, One Hour Photo, & World's Greatest Dad. Afterwards, I want you to come back & revise your statement accordingly.

And remember, "I-a loved Hook. And I-a kinda like Robots, Patch Adams, & Bicentennial Man."

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Post by Bomby » Mon Aug 09, 2010 4:42 pm

But Dead Poets Society is dreck...

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Post by Jailbreaker » Mon Aug 09, 2010 4:48 pm

Sim Kid wrote:Because when you have a protagonist who looks like THIS:

HOW can you market this as something family-friendly?!?
I remember when there were advertisements for that movie at the exit to a store. I was really afraid of that guy.

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Post by CaptHayfever » Mon Aug 09, 2010 5:49 pm

^^Regardless, Williams is great in it.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

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Post by Deepfake » Tue Aug 10, 2010 2:41 am

CaptHayfever wrote:^
Disagreed, don't like Williams acting, fullstop.
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Post by The Spark » Tue Aug 10, 2010 2:53 am

Swimming Pool. Actually, I'm still watching it, but I already know that it's just no good. This was a terrible idea; why did I agree to watch this?

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Post by Bomby » Tue Aug 10, 2010 2:58 am

Actually, I take back what I said about Dead Poets Society. It's mostly the teachers who try to imitate that film that are dreck, rather than the film itself.

The Room might be the worst movie ever made that actually had a budget. It somehow manages to be worse than my Comm Arts 467 project.

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Post by Dr. Furball » Thu Aug 12, 2010 5:33 am

Neo Tazy Ten wrote:What little I saw of Epic Movie almost made me puke.
I sat through the whole thing. I could exaggerate and say stuff like "The movie made me claw my eyeballs out", but I'm gonna be completely honest...about halfway though the pirate rap...I cried.

Never before or since has a film made me cry because of its badness (then again, I haven't seen Disaster Movie yet...). This is the worst movie I've ever seen.
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