My attempts at humor.

#441

Antisocial on Fukuda wrote:^^ When he first came to this college, he was mistaken for a hot girl by some guys, who called him a "bombshell" for some reason. The name got cut and stuck.

Antisocial · #442

Sometimes, obscenity is spontaneous.

Happy eyes: Mirasu Fugu
Angry eyes: Nidesu Fugu

Valigarmander · #443

COMMENCE RULE 34

Bomby · #444

Even beyond the obvious answer, anything else I could think of would still be dirty. There is no benign place they could put the cucumber that is "not his nose" that I can make a joke out of. Or I'm losing it.

#445

Rainbow Dash · #446

i thought this site was pg 13

The Spark · #447

Dammit... I had a long, drawn out and well written speech about why everything having to do with a cucumber is funny, but unfortunately, I pressed backspace on the keyboard, and instead of fixing my typing error, it went back a page and everything was erased... So instead, I will blatantly contribute...:
Everything pertaining to a cucumber can be manipulated into being funny, no matter what it initially is represented as. Everything.

Valigarmander · #448

Imagine a cold, starving orphan child in tattered clothes in a cage with a cucumber placed just out of his reach outside the cage, the child weeping in anguish as he desperately reaches for the only food he's seen in weeks.

Make that funny.

The Spark · #449

[spoiler][strike]Hehe, he wants to eat the cucumber...[/strike][/spoiler] There is nothing funny about that!

Jere · #450

First i thought Mohawk, then i realsed that they only had one

Deepfake · #451

Valigarmander wrote:Imagine a cold, starving orphan child in tattered clothes in a cage with a cucumber placed just out of his reach outside the cage, the child weeping in anguish as he desperately reaches for the only food he's seen in weeks.

Make that funny.

Dude, I am already laughing over it.

Ace Mercury · #452

Those girls are going to be very disappointed when they grow up.

Antisocial · #453

It took me a while to think up this one.*

^ They're 22. Still, you're probably right.

Valigarmander wrote:COMMENCE RULE 34

I'm waiting.

Predator: Mindy "Loop" Bauri - student
Prey: Eli Brimmer

* Okay, not really.

Ace Mercury · #454

\SYAMEIMARU!/

Rainbow Dash · #455

i don't get it but i have a feeling it has to do with the asterisk on her shirt

MeowMan · #456

Chunky Kong12345 wrote:i don't get it but i have a feeling it has to do with the asterisk on her shirt

This.

Bomby · #457

Now that I'm watching Azumanga Daioh I'm definitely seeing the influence...

Jailbreaker · #458

Is Eli Brimmer a girl or a guy? She looks like a girl, but who would call a girl "buddy?" I think "buddyette" is more fitting.

Also, I've been lurking around this thread for quite some time, and I gotta say that these are AWESOME. Even if they are a little inappropriate at times.

Antisocial · #459

Video game programming joke is go.

^^ INFLUENCE WHERE?

^ She's a she. I suppose the masculine name doesn't help, either. Also, I've heard a lot of girls addressing each other in a masculine fashion (e.g. "guys", "bud", "man"), due to a degree of patriarchal dominance on informal English. Or so I've heard.

Straddling the line for inappropriate is always an adventure. But c'mon, that's what you have people like Val for around here.

Also..."buddyette"? Seriously?

MeowMan wrote:Why does Lybra have a book on her head?

hurr belated response durr

She needs something balancing on her head or else she loses her sense of equilibrium. Some disorder I made up for her because I like running odd character quirks into the ground.

In this corner: Farian Denz
And in this corner: Michel Lapland
Nurse: Tayzha Batre

#460

Lapland is high-tier.