My attempts at humor.

[Ace Mercury]

Man, that palm tree really knows how to open up a can of whoop caboose.

[Antisocial]

Another rare character type: A superstrong female who cries easily.

^^ Not my problem. :p

^^^^ I would say you're the first person to make that connection. But then again, I'd be lying. Unfortunately.


Winner: Bridget Kendo
Loser: Zash Tekku
Ref: Misanthropy

[Rainbow Dash]

what really people have mistaken her for kel mitchell

[MeowMan]

:lol:

[Antisocial]

My worst enemy is right next to me.

Drawn right before New Super Mario Bros. Wii's release.

...Or was it after? I forget.


Player 1: Hinigata To
Audience: Sensa "Nabooru" Katae
Player 2: Kel Norbison

[MeowMan]

That was just.. awesome.

[Valigarmander]

Multiplayer is the best/worst part of NSMBWii.

[Rainbow Dash]

gonna leave this here

Freelance Astronauts - Games - New Super Mario Bros. Wii

[Antisocial]

I blame you guys for this one.

^ That's about the gist of it.


Hissy fit: Hinigata To
Nonchalant: Kel Norbison
Final word: Sensa "Nabooru" Katae

[MeowMan]

I was expecting that to happen eventually.

[Rainbow Dash]

if you made this recently and did the orange soda thing on purpose i think i love you

[MeowMan]

Wait. Orange soda in her.. Eww..

[DarkZero]

D:

Those whores!

[MeowMan]

Yeah, comic whores. Those three are probably the ones used most in these.

[DarkZero]

That was a bad move, as her body would absord the orange soda immediately, and the caffiene rush would give her an edge in fighting.

[MeowMan]

When I read "fighting" I thought of it in a 'different' way..

[CaptHayfever]

^^Depends on the brand. Some orange sodas aren't caffeinated.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

[Ace Mercury]

Hot.

[DarkZero]

^^That's ridiculous.

[Antisocial]

I thought being sick was funny back in the day...

if you made this recently and did the orange soda thing on purpose i think i love you

You can have a gander at the date in the fifth panel and figure that out yourself. :p

Otherwise, that and Hinigata's shirt is entirely coincidential.

Anyway, behold--a replica of my very first comic, originally drawn back around 1991.


Stick figure: unnamed
Other stick figure: unnamed

See, the joke is that the first guy is asking the other guy if he wants to play outside, and he initially says no, and then the first guy's all like, "No? Why not?", so the other guy fibs yes just to bide him some time, and the first guy comes in to find out the second guy is bedridden and sick DO YOU NOT GET IT THIS IS ****ING HILARIOUS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

...I was four.