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He did an awsome rendition of "Blame Canada" at the Osckers, his stand can be very good, and I thoughtthat both his roles in "Aladdin" and "Good Morning Vetitnam" were well preformed.
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He only did good in Aladdin because being loud and making funny voices is genie's character. When he does it any other time I cringe.
I hated him in Robots and Hook, and a couple other movies but I guess I really haven't seen too many of his movies. Still, he's like Jack Black to me. I have an irrational hatred for them. Oh, and Vince Vaughn.
I hated him in Robots and Hook, and a couple other movies but I guess I really haven't seen too many of his movies. Still, he's like Jack Black to me. I have an irrational hatred for them. Oh, and Vince Vaughn.
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I'm giving you homework: Watch Good Morning Vietnam, Dead Poets Society, Jakob the Liar, Jumanji, Good Will Hunting, One Hour Photo, & World's Greatest Dad. Afterwards, I want you to come back & revise your statement accordingly.Everybody knows he just makes voices, talks real fast and is annoying looking.
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I think another candidate for worst movie I've ever seen would also be Shark Tale.
I think what they really did wrong was that they marketed it as a family film. No, it should have been a horror movie. Because when you have a protagonist who looks like THIS:

HOW can you market this as something family-friendly?!? This is the friggin handmaiden of Nyarlathotep or Cthulhu - NOT a protagonist in a family-friendly film we're supposed to sympathize with!
I think what they really did wrong was that they marketed it as a family film. No, it should have been a horror movie. Because when you have a protagonist who looks like THIS:

HOW can you market this as something family-friendly?!? This is the friggin handmaiden of Nyarlathotep or Cthulhu - NOT a protagonist in a family-friendly film we're supposed to sympathize with!
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CaptHayfever wrote:I'm giving you homework: Watch Good Morning Vietnam, Dead Poets Society, Jakob the Liar, Jumanji, Good Will Hunting, One Hour Photo, & World's Greatest Dad. Afterwards, I want you to come back & revise your statement accordingly.
And remember, "I-a loved Hook. And I-a kinda like Robots, Patch Adams, & Bicentennial Man."
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I sat through the whole thing. I could exaggerate and say stuff like "The movie made me claw my eyeballs out", but I'm gonna be completely honest...about halfway though the pirate rap...I cried.Neo Tazy Ten wrote:What little I saw of Epic Movie almost made me puke.
Never before or since has a film made me cry because of its badness (then again, I haven't seen Disaster Movie yet...). This is the worst movie I've ever seen.
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