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Post by Antisocial » Fri May 07, 2010 11:15 pm

Posting in my thread again because I have no life.

^ Wrong kind of fundraiser.

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Doesn't know what a coccyx is: Xingo Taromujo

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#22

Post by Eric » Fri May 07, 2010 11:23 pm

HAHA, this is made for me because I have one of those kind of frames of mind.

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Post by Antisocial » Sat May 08, 2010 11:56 am

It's called perseverance.

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Post by Antisocial » Sun May 09, 2010 1:26 am

More male mishaps.

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Reader: Fukuda "Bomb" Rikuu
Bowling ball head: Shoemi Tsuboshin

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Post by chibimod3 » Sun May 09, 2010 2:14 am

I seem to see a pattern of sports jokes... sweet! I'm obviously no jock but its a brand of humor widely untouched. Plus like the art style. Sweet comics AntiSocial!

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Post by Antisocial » Sun May 09, 2010 11:13 am

These characters look familiar.

^ Well, the main theme is a P.E. class, after all...

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Post by CaptHayfever » Sun May 09, 2010 11:47 am

Yeah, we recognized you in that one.

These are very clever.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

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Post by Antisocial » Sun May 09, 2010 1:20 pm

I hate this joke.

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Post by Blake » Sun May 09, 2010 3:26 pm

^I hate that joke as well.

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Post by Ace Mercury » Sun May 09, 2010 3:49 pm

That's what she said.

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Post by Antisocial » Mon May 10, 2010 2:00 am

Masculinity: Something that requires proof regularly.

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Post by Ace Mercury » Mon May 10, 2010 7:38 am

I like girl with horns and no eye whites (though I don't like the name =p). Also, it's nice to see even half-daemons can get a job in retail.

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Post by Antisocial » Mon May 10, 2010 9:29 pm

Introducing another strange character.

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Deli manager in last panel: Monroe Purada - deli worker
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Customer: Fourscythe Kabesou - budding artist

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Post by Eric » Mon May 10, 2010 9:45 pm

Great, now I want a sandwich really bad.

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Post by Antisocial » Tue May 11, 2010 7:59 pm

My words are usually less than five letters long.

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#36

Post by Eric » Tue May 11, 2010 8:05 pm

GENIUS.

Honestly, I think everyone here would do the same.

These aren't attempts at humor, these are sucsesses.

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Post by MeowMan » Tue May 11, 2010 8:53 pm

Yes.

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Post by Ace Mercury » Tue May 11, 2010 9:24 pm

I like Pleasance. I think she can go places. If you know what I mean.

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Post by Eric » Tue May 11, 2010 9:42 pm

No, I don't. Could you explain?

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Post by Deepfake » Wed May 12, 2010 2:43 am

He means like he thinks she could wait at the bus stop for 15 minutes, take it to the train terminal, and then...
I muttered 'light as a board, stiff as a feather' for 2 days straight and now I've ascended, ;aughing at olympus and zeus is crying

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