I was never a Transformers fan. All I know about Transformers is that they're giant robots that can turn into cars. And after seeing the two movies (my friend dragged me to see both of them), that's still all I know about Transformers, because the storylines of both movies were completely incoherent.
The first movie was dreadful enough, but the second one? Ugh. One of the worst movies I've seen in a long time. I haven't been that tormented in a movie theater since The Village.
And I just know that my same tasteless friend is going to drag me to see the inevitable Transformers 3. So I have that to look forward to, if Jesus doesn't come back first.