Bar Brawl 3.0

SpaceNose · #121

*Kicks MM's legs out from under him*

Red · #122

*both Mushmen fuse back together*

Lilac DownDeep · #123

*Bride kicks Mushman in the groin, and because she's wearing a bridal outfit and high heels, it deals 5,967 Damage and possible sterility*

Imagine that. A Bride in a barfight. *pulls out broken beer bottle*

Red · #124

*Mushman's stunt double #952 dies of pain, Mushman walks into the bar, and starts throwing Molotov cocktails at Gunshot Bride causing her to burst into flames*

VG_Addict · #125

*VGA jumps in front of GB and eats the Molotovs*

Mmmmmmmmmmm.........spicy.

*VGA then takes a deep breath, and blows fire all over Mushman*

Red · #126

*Mushman absorbs the fire into his body* A skill only learned after years of study with the great Fire Guru, or by whatching The Discovery Channel.

*Mushman man wips out a chainsaw and slices VGA into 12 pieces*

VG_Addict · #127

*VGA regenerates ala the T-800 Terminator*

*VGA then teleports behind Mushman, and snaps his neck*

Red · #128

*As VGA's dead body falls to the floor Mushman says" Thanks for saving me the trouble", then Mushman walks over to the bar a orders a mint julep*

VG_Addict · #129

*VGA somehow comes back to life*

*VGA then rips Mushman's heart out Mortal Kombat style*

Red · #130

*Mushman's mint julep leaks out of his chest all over the floor*

"Wha'ja go and do that for?"

*Mushman grabs VGA tongue, stretches it out, and cuts it off with a pair of rust scissors*

VG_Addict · #131

"OK, thath's ith. Prepagh to die!" VGA shouts as he pulls out Mushman's intestines and strangles him with them.

Red · #132

*this plan backfires as Mushman’s intestines rap around VGA's throat and rip his head off*

VG_Addict · #133

*VGA's severed head bites the intestines in half, then returns to VGA's body*

Red · #134

*stuffs heart and intestines back in, and knocks VGA's head off again with a barstool*

VG_Addict · #135

*VGA puts his head back on, breaks off one of the barstool's legs, and jams it through Mushman's head*

Lilac DownDeep · #136

*Watches aimlessly, brushing off the fire*

Right. I'm done here.

Red · #137

*pulls out barstool leg and beats VGA to a pulp with it*

SpaceNose · #138

*smack*

Red · #139

*Mushman sneakily poops in Spacenose's shoes, he's in for a surprise later*

Greenmarioman · #140

Me: Hey look, shoes.

*puts on shoes*

Me: Hm. Warm.