Side effects of the Thingy include the sudden urge to take it

[VG_Addict]

I miraculously survive. I then grab a frying pan, sneak up behind you, and hit you in the back of the head with it.


GF: I thought I killed you!


VGA: You thought wrong. Now, prepare to die!


I then drag you by the hair back into the kitchen, where I repeatedly bash your head against the counter, until your face is an unrecognizable bloody pulp. Then, for good measure, I snap your neck. I take the Thingy, blow up the Denny's with a Kamehameha wave, and go to Bowser's Keep to kill Bowser.

[Metal Man]

I warp in with a time machine, steal the thingy, then hurl myself and it into a black hole. (HINT: Thingy not destroyed by this... ...but you'll have to be creative to get it back from [strike]me[/strike] the black hole ;) )

[DR.Death]

after days of searching i find a great sword that can slice into realms and dimensions
i use the sword to open a portal into the dimension that the thingy went into and i see a large lump of fabric with lots of blood around it *i guess this was the effect on metal man from using a unstable portal* after looking around i see the thingy not far from metal mans corpse i take the thingy and open a portal back to my base

[X-4]

I'm Back, and I want my thingy

(just random information, i'm one of the people from the ORIGINAL thingy thread, I created about four after the first one asploded. Also, I have a clone army of about 52 million)

X-4: Wow, so many new faces to terrorize, and with my clone army still alive, this should be really easy!

Takes the thingy and retreats to his hidden lair.

[Red]

Sneaks into your hidden lair, and steals the Thingy while you're sleeping.

[X-4]

problem with that is, I don't sleep, nor do my clones, so I still have the thingy on a technicality (this was discussed and allowed on the first board)

[Red]

Your clones all suddenly drop dead from a defect in the cloning process. While you are distracted I snatch the Thingy from you and run for it.

[X-4]

*makes 100 million more clones, and takes the thingy back*

[Red]

That was a fake one, I still have the real Thingy, and I go hide in the Misc. forum.

[X-4]

No fake thingys, that was covered in board 2 (holy crap, board 2), another technicality, i still have it

[Red]

There are fake Thingys now.

[VG_Addict]

I go to X-4's hidden lair, kill all of his clones, and fight him in an epic battle, which I win. I take the Thingy and hide in an abandoned shoe factory in Utah.

[Red]

There are no abandoned shoe factories in Utah, that was covered... right now. I still have the Thingy in the Misc. forum.

[X-4]

*blows up utah and takes the thingy from the smoldering remains*

There are no abandoned shoe factories in Utah, that was covered... right now. I still have the Thingy in the Misc. forum.

no, the things that are covered have to be from previous boards, which was covered in board 4

[VG_Addict]

I go back in time to when X-4's mom was a teenager, kill her, then go back to the present, where X-4 never existed, take the Thingy, and hide in Grant's Tomb.

[Red]

I'm waiting in Grant's Tomb and jump VGA knocking him unconscious with a rock, I take the thingy to The City.

[X-4]

i was not born, i'm actually a robot, kinda like the terminators, so you can't go back and have me not made woo for loopholes

*blows up the city and takes the thingy*

[VG_Addict]

I fly up into space, hover above Earth, cup my hands and bring them behind my body, and shout "KA..............ME......HA.....ME.....HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!". I then bring my hands forward and shoot out a powerful blue beam of energy at Earth, causing it to explode in a rather impressive supernova. I then see a small black object fly out towards me, and catch it. It turns out to be the Thingy! It got a little burnt in the explosion, but other than that, it was fine. I then use the Thingy to warp to another galaxy.

[Metal Man]

I warp to another galaxy, trip VG_Addict, then replace the Thingy with The Fake Thingy, all the while taking the real one and hiding it inside a pinball maze. It's like a labyrinth, only giant boulders move down the paths at random to crush people!!!

[Infernal Dragoon]

Little did Metalman realize that those fake Thingies were all my Trappies. All the trappies that he ever touched appear around him and turn into Magnet Missiles and (assuming thats the same Metalman from the Megaman series) fly into him and explode, killing you instantly. I come in through the pinball maze. Thanks to the Thingy Scouter and my experience with the same type of maze from the Fire Temple in Death Mountain, I was able to successfully navigate it, take the Thingy, and warp away.