How would you react to the Death Note?

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · #1

If you found a real Death Note with instructions, how would you deal with it?

Go into detail about your choice.

Personally, I'd keep it, bide my time, and eventually manipulate some idiots into doing my bidding, make me rich, and then destroy it, saving a page or 2 for back-up.

Luck-God · #2

i would pick it up. Then start my killing spree of the bad people. there would no need2 hide my existence of ur new GOD, ( Luck-God )

IRHP i would kill U cause U hate pokemon!!!!! WATCH OUT!! =) I would also kill the biggest criminals first!! haha ah

Valigarmander · #3

Pat Robertson
Andy Dick
Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer
Joseph Scheidler
Paris Hilton
Ann Coulter
The entire Westboro Baptist Church
Rush Limbaugh
Michael Moore
Most of the Bush Administration

Hmm... that's all I can come up with for the moment.

Luck-God · #4

u need2 add L in that list!!!!! that bastard!! Does that church u included molest children?

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · #5

^^^ u no i luv pokermanz

^^ Nice list. Missing a few goodies like Michael Jackson, though, it only works on humans! =P

Luck-God · #6

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! wrote:^^^ u no i luv pokermanz

^^ Nice list. Missing a few goodies like Michael Jackson, though, it only works on humans! =P

MJ is a god he can not be killed!!!!! U PKM LOVER. This is another reason to kill all pkmn lovers!!! F POKEMON! =]

Laika Come Home · #7

I'd sell it on eBay for millions of dollars as a "unique collector's item."

X-3 · #8

I'd burn it.

But not before saying, "Death Note? Sounds really familiar."

Calamity Panfan · #9

I think my first choice would be "Jacob Operanta"

#10

I don't need some girly Death Note to kill people. The other day, some tard near ran me over because she was chattering on her cell-phone like a sh*t-tossing ape instead of looking where the hell she was going, so I spontaneously combusted her through sheer force of will. Then her *** husband got out of the car and said, "Hey, you killed my douchebag wife." At first I thought he was trying to thank me, but then he got all pissy about it. So I tapped him lightly on the forehead, shattering every bone in his body. Then I threw him into the sun. True story.

Valigarmander · #11

Oh yeah.

Al Sharpton.

Rainbow Dash · #12

As long as we're having wishful thinking, can I have the Gurren-Lagann?

spooky scary bearatons · #13

THE KARMA POLICE wrote:I think my first choice would be "Jacob Operanta"

OH I BLOODY SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE MY GOOD MAN.

What about Mike Cyr?

SephirothKirby · #14

I would use it blackmail, and use people as stepping stones to take myself to the top.

No super-human like L would be around to use bull**** logic and stop me, so I would actually become a God.

That would be pretty cool.

Calamity Panfan · #15

^^ Meh, Jared Natsis would be a much better hit.

Luck-God · #16

Booyakasha wrote:I don't need some girly Death Note to kill people. The other day, some tard near ran me over because she was chattering on her cell-phone like a sh*t-tossing ape instead of looking where the hell she was going, so I spontaneously combusted her through sheer force of will. Then her *** husband got out of the car and said, "Hey, you killed my douchebag wife." At first I thought he was trying to thank me, but then he got all pissy about it. So I tapped him lightly on the forehead, shattering every bone in his body. Then I threw him into the sun. True story.

u sir are cRAZy

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · #17

"bull**** logic"

Haha, lmao.

Rainbow Dash · #18

THE KARMA POLICE wrote:^^ Meh, Jared Natsis would be a much better hit.

oh you guys and your wacky inside jokes

1-up Salesman · #19

Val: What about Dan Schneider? You hate him.

Metal Man · #20

I would accidentally misspell my name on it repeatedly to make sure nobody could kill me with it.

Then I would see what happens when I command it to kill already dead people and if it could resist flying into the sun.