Side effects of the Thingy include the sudden urge to take it

[The Mega Charizard]

The thingy lands on another land mine along with Mr. Backlot and flies to Japan to see Mrs.TYUXD.

[Jailbreaker]

It can't fly. I catch it as it falls and take the Impossible Quiz.

[The Mega Charizard]

I throw you into a lake and bury the thingy where everyone can find it.

[Jailbreaker]

I'M A FIRIN MA LASAR *BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH*

Oh, look, a Thingy. I think I'll see what happens when you stuff it in a marshmallow.

[Infernal Dragoon]

After stuffing the Thingy in the biggest marshmallow he found, Jailbreaker has the sudden urge to put more stuff in that giant sweetmeat, more specifically people. So he does this:Marsh-Mellow-Madness

The Marshmallow falls at my feet and I eat it. Then I cough something up and realize its the Thingy. I take it and warp to the Wing Fortress Zone

[DR.Death]

it turns out that the marshmallow you ate was really one of my mind poachers. he steals your thoughts and replaces them with you wanting to give me the thingy. after i claim the thingy my mind poacher corrupts your mind until it turns into a chocolate bar and i eat it (mmmmmmmm)

[Jailbreaker]

You are strolling along with the thingy, and fall down a well into my secret lair (A radioactive war forretress, somewhere in a volcano.) The radiation turns the thingy into Sonic, and he runs away at Speed is over 9000 mph. 'Course, he runs into a concrete wall. I take the Thingy and force-feed it to Ben Rothlesburger.

[VG_Addict]

I slice Rothlesburger's stomach open, take the Thingy, and go to Forever Forest.

[Jailbreaker]

A tree falls down on you. I take the thingy and go to Town City.

[Infernal Dragoon]

Jailbreaker accidentally goes to the City of Townsville and Mojo Jojo was causing havoc with a giant mecha version of himself. He notices him and is about to fire a laser gun at Jailbreaker and all he can do is watch in fear as he charges the gun and is about to fire. Suddenly the Powerpuff girls fly through Mojo's mech and it explodes.

Jailbreaker: *phew* that was too clo-

SPLAT!

The wreckage of the mech falls on him. I walk up from seemingly nowhere, take the Thingy and hide in Dexter's Laboratory.

[Lord Ovan]

Wuz Up Peoples

[VG_Addict]

You get in the lab just before Dee-Dee blows it up. All that remains of you are an eyeball and 3 fingers. I take the Thingy and hide behind the 5th Amendment. (LOL pun.)

[Infernal Dragoon]

Thinking it's safe to come out, VGA leaves the amendment and walks out on the streets where he and I come face to face and we enter a karate showdown dialog

GF7:*with terrible lip sinc* I finally found you! I will be taking the Thingy now!

VGA:*also with bad lip sinc* Ohhhh, you think you can take the Thingy from me? I would like to see how you would take it from me.

GF7:*lip sinc still damaged* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I will not be taking the Thingy from you, I know someone that will though!

And everything goes back to normal. I draw a summoning circle and combine the elements of earth, fire, wind, and water into the circle. Then a heartless comes up and gives me something

GF7:And the final ingredient, *pulls out heart* A heart!

After throwing the heart into the summoning circle and reciting the magic words, "GO PLANET!" Something comes out of the circle. One of the most powerfull summons in the world.

Captain Planet:By your powers combined... I AM CAPTAIN PLANET!

Captain Planet flies down and stares down VGA, who stood there dumbstruck. Captain Planet was invincible, how could he possibly destroy the very metaphor of nature's fury? Just then a tar truck drives by and a small drop of tar leaks out of the container and splashes on Captain Planet's suit. Immediately he falls over and apparently has a spasm.

Cpt. Planet:ARRRGGGHH! IT BURNSSSSS!

GF7:What the... Oh get up you big baby it's just a small stain! It can come out easy!

Cpt. Planet:NO... I.... AM... LOSING.... POWERS....Polution...sapppingg....energy...I must make... a... retreat...But remember... The power... is yours... *dissapates*

GF7:WTC... Well that was a waste of a perfectly good heart...

VGA: Hey! What about me?!

GF7:Oh yeah *Pulls gun out and headshots him*

I walk up to his corpse and take the Thingy.

GF7: One small tar stain and he takes it like a bullet... Last time I ever summon that lame excuse of a hero... *warps away*

[VG_Addict]

Unfortunately, you took a Trappy. Just before you can warp away, a giant novelty boxing glove pops out of the top of the Trappy and punches you in the face, knocking you out. I take the Thingy and go to Strong Badia.

[t3hDarkness]

On your way there, you get lost in the forests of madness. Goblins tie you up in a cave and the thingy is buried along with your chewed bones.

I own the land, therefore the thingy is mine. I have no intention of digging it up though.

[Infernal Dragoon]

Those goblins just happen to be the clan of goblin ninjas that work for me. I come to their cave and they unearth the Thingy for me. I thank them, give them a sack of gold, and have some pizza with them (pizza is the meal of champion ninjas.)

[DR.Death]

you realize that the pizza your munching is goblin pizza. Humans cant eat goblin food so you burst into flames. I take the thingy from the goblins (there drunk and carefree) and i give them a giant aluminum foil ball. Then i go to a small bomb shelter from ww2 and stake it out armed with this.
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[t3hDarkness]

I'll seal the bomb shelter, enjoy your lack of air.

[DR.Death]

Thanks to a oxygen tank and a series of tunnles im able to make it out of the bomb shelter. I make the shelter explode stageing my own death and killing t3hdarkness in the proccess. I leave town and lay low for a while in a pub on a distant planet (22 mins 43 seconds) then i go to my base on planet death thingy in hand.

[Jailbreaker]

Planet death is inhabited by Hardened Blobs of Hot Glue, so they stage an attack on the base. THER-A-FIRIN THER LAZORS! I takes the thingulus awkwardulus and jump in a cup of MMOOCCCHHAA!