Side effects of the Thingy include the sudden urge to take it

Infernal Dragoon · #61

King Dodongo walks in front of VGA and takes a deep breath. He then shoots out the biggest fireball in Hyrule to date. Its a direct hit, all thats left is a pile of ash and the Thingy. I run in and he tries to kill me in the same fasion, but I throw a powder keg into his mouth and he swallows it... I'm sure you know what happens next. I take the Thingy and warp inside Lord Jabu Jabu.

Jailbreaker · #62

I use my magical powers of magicyness to warp the thingy away from you and into my lunchbox.

VG_Addict · #63

I destroy the lunchbox, take the Thingy, and go to Animal Crossing.

#64

A strange Rhino who's head melts into your face sees the Thingy and asks to trade 5000 bells for it.

You quickly kill it, because you are VGA, and VGA converses using violent murder.

Red · #65

VGA falls off a cliff and dies.

Greenmarioman · #66

I take the thingy from VGA's body and run really far away.

Infernal Dragoon · #67

As you run a dumptruck suddenly drives right into you. I come out of the dumptruck and take the Thingy. Then I go inside Mount Fuji.

VG_Addict · #68

You die in an avalanche. I take the Thingy and go to Goldenrod City.

DR.Death · #69

on your way there you trip on a uneven spot on the side walk and you scrape your knee on a radioactive particle and you die of rapid leukemia i walk up and take the thingy then i fly away (i got a lesser version of the radiation)

Blake · #70

One two three four, I declare a thumb war on Dr. Death. I win the thumb war and take the thingy.

Infernal Dragoon · #71

As Dr. Death flies he notices that he sees a dead body of someone other than VGA. He takes a closer look and with a gasp realizes its him. I walk up and notice both Dr. Death and VGA's irradiated corpses and the Thingy. I clean the bodies from a distance and take the Thingy. Little do I realize Dr. Death's ghost is futilely attempting to grab the Thingy from my arms. I go to TGIFridays and order some deep fried mac n cheese.

VG_Addict · #72

The high cholesterol of the mac 'n' cheese clogs your arteries and you die from a heart attack. I take the Thingy and go to Beijing to watch the Olympics.

Greenmarioman · #73

you don't have enough money for a boat or plane ride, so you attempt to swim to Beijing. A shark eats you and I eat the shark. The thingy is now in my bladder.

VG_Addict · #74

You can't pee and die. I take the Thingy and go to Valhalla.

Vapor · #75

You lose the Thingy in the midst of the constant brawling that goes on in Valhalla, and I convince a Valkyrie to give it to me. Through deep meditation, I escape Samsara, the wheel of things, taking the Thingy with me.

#76

Escaping the wheel of things, you accidently jump onto the Wheel in the Sky (Keeps on turnin')

You are forced to run for several hours.

Vapor · #77

But I fortunately put a wheeled platform underneath my feet, making it easier for me.

And I still have the Thingy.

I encase it in duct tape and attach it to my body, then use a spell from the Necronomicon which I took from the Library of Congress 4 pages ago which binds us together inextricably, makes us indestructible, and summons Cthulhu to destroy every other life form on Earth.

#78

Cthulu is currently unable to be summon for the following reasons:

Moving the severed heads.

Blake · #79

Because duct tape fixes everything, I take the thingy and Vapor attached to it.

Greenmarioman · #80

I rip the Thingy off of Vapor and jump into a trash compactor.