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a wild METAL MAN has appeared

Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 7:33 pm
by Viceroy Nute Gunray
what will you do?

>Kill it
>Cast a spell/curse
>pick huckleberries
>clip your toenails

Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 7:42 pm
by Joker
>cast a spell/curse

Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 8:12 pm
by Viceroy Nute Gunray
Well, what kind? [be creative!!!]

Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 8:35 pm
by Joker
Hmm...I cast Super Duper Pamper Poopie Special 7

the Wild Metal Man is given violent diarrhea the kind that makes your butt hole burn a whole hour after using the restroom.

Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 9:17 pm
by Viceroy Nute Gunray
lol

Wild Metal Man Status: Afflicted with violent diarrhea

Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 10:02 pm
by Godot
lol huckleberries

Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 12:17 am
by Gumchum
Give it a special delivery OF PAIN.

~Dylan

Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 12:46 am
by Heroine of the Dragon
Other... *throws PokeBall at wild Metal Man and snags him first attempt* WOOOOT I'm keeping him!!! He's ca-ute!!! :p :D

Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 2:46 am
by Metal Man
So ya really want to fight me, huh? Very well then.

* The real Metal Man appears and breaks Kunx's teeth by punching him in the mouth with his fists of steel, then rips out his right leg and decapitates him with it and sets the corpse on fire. Then he sticks TNT into Kunx's skull and hurls it at Joker, causing him to explode. OMG CALLED HITS AND CHEAPNESS *

Though, really, it'd be nice if you guys fought me in the Gunjin. Out here it's all cheap shots and called hits.

Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 7:36 am
by Godot
*Grabs Metal Man and repeatingly knees him in the crotch* SAY "UNCLE"!

Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 10:48 am
by Viceroy Nute Gunray
[QUOTE=Metal Man]So ya really want to fight me, huh? Very well then.

* The real Metal Man appears and breaks Kunx's teeth by punching him in the mouth with his fists of steel, then rips out his right leg and decapitates him with it and sets the corpse on fire. Then he sticks TNT into Kunx's skull and hurls it at Joker, causing him to explode. OMG CALLED HITS AND CHEAPNESS *

Though, really, it'd be nice if you guys fought me in the Gunjin. Out here it's all cheap shots and called hits.[/QUOTE]

If we tried to fight you we'd win because you would have to forfeit what with running to the men's room every minute. :confused:

Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 6:33 pm
by Metal Man
*Stares at Steve's broken knee* You know, I do wear armor for a reason. Why would I leave that unarmored?

Anyway, Mr. Kunx, I mean a fair fight, or at least fairer, involving the battlefield. However you intentionally won't understand that, being silly as you are. A shame, really; it is my custom to actually fight or argue in some way rather than ignore what the other person says and try to make them look bad.

And no, I'm not taking your joke seriously; rather I'm thinking that if you feel so disinclined to me, I demand satisfaction! *Smacks Kunx with a dueling glove*

Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 6:34 pm
by Viceroy Nute Gunray
Um, what? I don't fight in the Battlefield because I don't like RPing, and this topic wasn't made to insult you. It IS a Metal Man RPG.

Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 7:09 pm
by Metal Man
*Rolls eyes*

Also, in your logic:

Wild METAL MAN uses Confusion on Viceroy Nute Gunray!

Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 8:33 pm
by Shane
^ Like that's not way too late...

Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 9:05 pm
by Viceroy Nute Gunray
Uh, i'm not the one battling!!

Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 2:23 am
by Metal Man
Yes... but I insist. you must melt for no reason.

*Makes creepy hand gestures* Your head will now.... explode, Vice Roy of Nuking Gun Rays.

*15 minutes go by; the wind howls; a dog dies of old age; nothing happens.*

Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 5:15 am
by Valentine
Worst pokemon battle ever