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Indiana Jones 5 in 2019...
Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2016 7:49 pm
by Booyakasha
...starring Harrison Ford.
You know, Ford could die of old age tomorrow. It's possible.
He was too old to be doing action movie stuff back when they were making 'Crystal Skull', and that was ten years ago.
Aside from that...you know, whatever. Disney's fully capable of making a rousing action-adventure flick (also capable of making total garbage). Hard to say anything sensible about a project one knows nothing at all about.
Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2016 8:02 pm
by Valigarmander
Indiana Jones and the Early Bird Special.
Indiana Jones and the Joint Pain of Doom.
Indiana Jones and Those Damned Kids on His Lawn.
Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2016 8:20 pm
by Apollo the Just
Petition to free Harrison Ford from starring in continuations of action flicks he started out in decades ago
Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2016 8:32 pm
by X-3
Sounds like an excuse to give Indy a Threaded Cane.
Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2016 9:10 pm
by Booyakasha
^^
Good luck with that.
Maybe Indy's next adventure should have him looking for the Fountain of Youth. (Ahahahaa. Low-hanging fruit: grabbed.)
Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2016 10:23 pm
by Apiary Tazy
I have a bad feeling about this.
I have no basis... I just... do.
Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2016 10:43 pm
by Deku Tree
Disney jacking up the heat check shot.
Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2016 1:54 am
by Red
I enjoyed Kingdom of Crystal the Skull, but I'm pretty sure we don't need another.
Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2016 2:18 am
by LOOT
let's just use this topic to make awful references
-points at Harrison Ford in a wheelchair with a dozen IV's attached- HE BELONGS IN A MUSEUM
Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2016 8:44 am
by I REALLY HATE POKEMON!
Good, maybe this one won't suck.
Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2016 3:44 pm
by Booyakasha
You know...this might be an unpopular viewpoint. But I kind of feel like 'Last Crusade' capped off the saga perfectly. No more needed. Like, it literally ended with Indy riding off into the sunset, still at the top of his game, right after finding the Holy Grail. There's an ending for you.
Nobody wants to go from that to watching grumpy grampy Indy looking for weird alien mind-control skulls. Talk about diminishing returns (never even mind how dumb and inappropriate alien stuff is to the setting).