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Actual DBZ Dub Quotes

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2016 12:19 pm
by Apollo the Just
"You only live once!" - Piccolo (empirically untrue in this series)

"Vegetable Breath" - insult directed at Vegeta

"I'm not trying to win a popularity contest here!" - Vegeta, adamantly

"At least now we won't have to look at his ugly face anymore..." - Krillen, standing over Vegeta's presumed dead body

"WHOSE FACE IS UGLY???" - Vegeta, not dead, in response to the above

And of course, the best one:

"That's right, amigo. I'm your worst nightmare, live and ready to rumble." - Vegeta

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2016 12:27 pm
by X-3
Sad for YOUUUUUUUU

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2016 1:20 pm
by SmackDownPete
[Piccolo and Vegeta sit back to back on a tiny island]

Piccolo: Is it over?

Vegeta: Not until the fish jumps.

[a fish jumps out of the water]

Vegeta: It's over.

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2016 2:11 pm
by VG_Addict
Wasn't there an episode where Goku and Piccolo try to get their driver's licenses?

Why would they need to drive when they can fly?

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2016 3:53 pm
by Valigarmander
Jeice: It's time to throw some pain on the barbie![DOUBLEPOST=1457121192,1457121102][/DOUBLEPOST]Cell: Thank you Goku, I will take this bean without hesitation.

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2016 5:24 pm
by Apollo the Just
^The Vegetable Breath comment was also Jeice. Jeice has some great lines.

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2016 5:33 pm
by Valigarmander
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Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2016 3:23 am
by Apollo the Just
Krillen: "It ain't over till the fat lady sings!!"

Vegeta: "Well, I'd say she just hummed a few bars."

Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2016 5:38 am
by I REALLY HATE POKEMON!
Vegeta: Let me ask you. Does a machine like yourself ever experience fear?

Android 16: Gohan...let it go. It is not a sin to fight for the right cause. There are those who words alone will not reach. Cell is such a being. I know how you feel, Gohan. You are gentle, you do not like to hurt. I know because I too have learned these feelings, but it is because you cherish life that you must protect it...Please, drop your restraints. Protect the life I loved. You have the strength. My scanner sensed it. Just.... let it go...

Broly: [To Goku before targeting Gohan] Kakkarot, how much do you love your son?

Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2016 6:09 am
by Valigarmander
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Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2016 6:25 am
by LOOT
can I just take a moment to appreciate bad anime decisions, like the Ocean dub is filled with great/terrible dialogue, a symptom of everything dubbed before 2004, but there's also the actual anime at times like in JJBA OVA

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like making the neck up to twice the size of the character's head, what happened anime

Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2016 3:13 pm
by Valigarmander
Goku: Good thing you aim as bad as you fight. You missed my vital organs.
Piccolo: All of them!?

Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2016 3:29 pm
by SmackDownPete
(Raditz to Piccolo after blowing his arm off.)
"
Has anybody seen my arm...you can't miss it - it's green!"

Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2016 7:10 pm
by Apollo the Just
"Wow, Vegeta was crying? No way! That's whack!" - Yamcha

Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2016 7:21 pm
by Valigarmander
Does the Malaysian dub count?

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Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2016 7:24 pm
by Apollo the Just
"MY BUTT'S ON FIRE!" -Goku

Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2016 7:34 pm
by Valigarmander
Vegeta: Holy Cosmos! That's one whopper of a lizard!

The History of Trunks opening narration: Piccolo was the first to try... and the first to die.

Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2016 2:49 am
by LOOT
my favorite was Vegeta's infamous yell when he scanned Goku's level while he was facing off with Nappa

yes

it truly is

over 8000

Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2016 2:11 pm
by SmackDownPete
Vegeta: Servant woman! Bring me a drying cloth at once!

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2016 2:05 am
by Apollo the Just
"Goodbye, Frieza. Never do mischief again." - Goku, to someone who has committed mass genocide on a galactic level