Jojo's Bizarre Adventure megathread: Magician's Red is actually called Surfin' Bird
Posted: Sun May 10, 2015 3:48 am
Since I'm sure we're clogging up various topics enough as is, I wanna bring conversation to a separate topic and also in hopes of drawing other people to this work which is silly because WHY ARE YOU NOT TAKING IN JOJO ALREADY
Long story short, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is a long running manga (In fact second longest in Shueisha next to some cop comedy manga edit: SEVENTH LONGEST RUNNING MANGA OF ALL TIME) that follows the Joestar bloodline, generations destined to fight evil that increases in power and absurdity. The series starts with Jonathan Joestar in Part 1 and proceeds to have a different main character in each part. These characters are focused on saving humanity and combating evil alongside friends and comrades.
I'm going to split up each part into spoilers to help keep stories separate, even though I haven't even gotten through half the series yet (about 1/4th through part 4). I'll try not to spoil much of anything but be wary anyway.
PART ONE: PHANTOM BLOOD
[spoiler]

Humble beginnings puts us first with Dio Brando, recently orphaned (by his own hand) and taken in by George Joestar, a widower and father of Jonathan Joestar. The two kick it off like new brothers do, with Dio breaking Jonathan in many ways until Jonathan is pushed too far and beats the tar out of Dio. That was just the first episode! From there, Jonathan is now grown up and plans to travel out in the world, while Dio plots to gain fame and fortune, and yet the Stone Mask, a mysterious artifact from Mexico, stays in his mind. After the powers of the Mask are unleashed, Jonathan vows to put an end to this vampire menace. Joined by Robert Edward O. Speedwagon and Zepelli, who teaches Jonathan the way of Hamon, the group travels into the darkest corners to fight off the ruler of these vampires: Dio.
In short, this is the intro to all of Jojo's. Many agree that Jonathan is quite a shallow character and even Araki admits he wrote Jonathan wrong by not focusing on his flaws, particularly how naive he was. It's still important, as it shows Dio Brando becoming a dangerous force in this world, the martial art of Hamon, and Robert Speedwagon joining Jojo and eventually contributing a lot. How much? His name is heard through THE ENTIRE MANGA.
Phantom Blood was originally made into a movie, however it was so poorly received that it never came to home release. Instead, years later the Jojo anime was created, and started from the start with this and is very faithful to the manga. Described as Fist of the North Star with vampires, it's your call to either start with this, watch the condensed version on Crunchyroll, or just skip it. However, Phantom Blood is easily the shortest part in the entire series, and is only 9 episodes long in the 2012 series.[/spoiler]
PART TWO: BATTLE TENDENCY
[spoiler]

After the tragedy of Part 1's ending, this takes place decades later with Jonathan's grandson, Joseph Joestar. He first appears to save the young Smokey from a couple of cops utilizing latent hamon power, showing a much cockier side in the Joestar line. Later after finding Speedwagon, Joseph discovers that the Stone Mask that Speedwagon had initially destroyed was merely a tool created by powerful, god-like creatures. Four have been discovered and they possess terrifying power... and glorious bods! With Caesar, Zepelli's descendant, at his side, Joseph aims to fend off these tyrants lest the world falls under their tyrannical rule once more.
Another unique aspect is this is the only series in the first six parts to not have anything to do with Dio's work, although it actually instead shows the powers that eventually MADE Dio into what he became in part 1. The Pillar Men were godlike creatures (AND BEEFY HUMMINAH HUMMINAH HUMMINAH) who are awakened and show impressive power and reveal why the Stone Masks were created. Also with names like Kars, Esidisi, and Wamuu, it's no wonder Araki went with bands to name most of his non-human characters.
The second shortest part in the series, Battle Tendency managed to include many memorable characters and one hell of a plot.[/spoiler]
PART THREE: STARDUST CRUSADERS
[spoiler]

The most recognized chapter of JJBA. Stardust Crusaders focuses on Jotaro Kujo, a stoic 16 year old with an attitude as strong as his potential. Grandson of Joseph Joestar, Jotaro begins the story by throwing himself into jail due to an unknown spirit coming from him and acting very savagely. Joseph comes to Japan from America and reveals to his grandson the truth: he has a Stand, a powerful spirit with great power that aids the person. Afterwards Jotaro's mother/Joseph's daughter falls into a great sickness. Her own stand is awakening but it's poisoning her as well. Along with Avdol, Joseph's friend from Egypt and a long time stand user, they figure the cause is none other than the revived villain himself: Dio, who stole the very body of Jonathan Joestar! The group proceeds to travel along with Kakyoin, a strange student from Jotaro's school, and Polnaraff, who seeks to slay the man who killed his sister. These Crusaders will stop at nothing to reach Egypt and kill Dio, once and for all.
You've most likely found out about JJBA because of this part in particular. This is where the Stands originate, some have their own battle cries, as well as Dio's various attacks. This is also MUCH longer than the previous parts, and is often split into half: First is the journey to Egypt and the other is the group's actual efforts inside Egypt. The first half deals with stands based off the traditional tarot cards (The group has Star Platinum, Silver Chariot, etc. while facing off against blander named stands like The Emperor, The Lovers, etc.) while the second is more along Egyptian gods.
Stardust Crusaders has had quite the following. There exists an OVA which unfortunately cuts out 99% of the comedy, a SNES RPG which cuts out 99% of the gameplay (HAH!) a few novels, and right now the anime is nearing the end of the story. Some people have started here and honestly it's not THAT much to miss if you do.)[/spoiler]
PART FOUR: DIAMOND IS UNBREAKABLE
[spoiler]

Years after the final battle in Egypt, Jotaro Kujo takes off to find a young man by the name of Josuke Higashikata. From a distance, Jotaro notices that Josuke stayed passive when confronted by a bunch of tough guys near the school entrance, yet the moment one of them insulted his hair, Josuke's demeanor changed completely as he brought out an amazing power: a Stand with the ability to attack and also repair. Smashing the faces of the hooligans yet also repairing so there were no lasting effects, Jotaro is convinced he has found the right kid. He reveals he was searching for Josuke because he is actually the illegitimate son of Joseph Joestar, who is now close to dying. While Josuke isn't too fond on following up on this, Jotaro also warns him of Stand users popping up. Apparently, the Bow and Arrow that was used by Dio to create many of his Stand army (including triggering his own actual Stand, The World) is causing other stands to pop up. These Stands possess much more unique - and dangerous - powers. Josuke's own Stand, Crazy Diamond, is very powerful, maybe more powerful than Star Platinum, yet this battle will require aid.
Oddly enough despite quite a bit of popularity, Diamond is Unbreakable has not had much media attention. Hopefully with Stardust Crusaders coming to an end we'll see this animated in great glory.[/spoiler]
I'll probably edit/post more later. There's four more parts after Diamond is Unbreakable but again, that's as far as I am right now.
Right now Josuke is shaping to be even better than Joseph. Never piss him off about his hair.
Long story short, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is a long running manga (In fact second longest in Shueisha next to some cop comedy manga edit: SEVENTH LONGEST RUNNING MANGA OF ALL TIME) that follows the Joestar bloodline, generations destined to fight evil that increases in power and absurdity. The series starts with Jonathan Joestar in Part 1 and proceeds to have a different main character in each part. These characters are focused on saving humanity and combating evil alongside friends and comrades.
I'm going to split up each part into spoilers to help keep stories separate, even though I haven't even gotten through half the series yet (about 1/4th through part 4). I'll try not to spoil much of anything but be wary anyway.
PART ONE: PHANTOM BLOOD
[spoiler]

Humble beginnings puts us first with Dio Brando, recently orphaned (by his own hand) and taken in by George Joestar, a widower and father of Jonathan Joestar. The two kick it off like new brothers do, with Dio breaking Jonathan in many ways until Jonathan is pushed too far and beats the tar out of Dio. That was just the first episode! From there, Jonathan is now grown up and plans to travel out in the world, while Dio plots to gain fame and fortune, and yet the Stone Mask, a mysterious artifact from Mexico, stays in his mind. After the powers of the Mask are unleashed, Jonathan vows to put an end to this vampire menace. Joined by Robert Edward O. Speedwagon and Zepelli, who teaches Jonathan the way of Hamon, the group travels into the darkest corners to fight off the ruler of these vampires: Dio.
In short, this is the intro to all of Jojo's. Many agree that Jonathan is quite a shallow character and even Araki admits he wrote Jonathan wrong by not focusing on his flaws, particularly how naive he was. It's still important, as it shows Dio Brando becoming a dangerous force in this world, the martial art of Hamon, and Robert Speedwagon joining Jojo and eventually contributing a lot. How much? His name is heard through THE ENTIRE MANGA.
Phantom Blood was originally made into a movie, however it was so poorly received that it never came to home release. Instead, years later the Jojo anime was created, and started from the start with this and is very faithful to the manga. Described as Fist of the North Star with vampires, it's your call to either start with this, watch the condensed version on Crunchyroll, or just skip it. However, Phantom Blood is easily the shortest part in the entire series, and is only 9 episodes long in the 2012 series.[/spoiler]
PART TWO: BATTLE TENDENCY
[spoiler]

After the tragedy of Part 1's ending, this takes place decades later with Jonathan's grandson, Joseph Joestar. He first appears to save the young Smokey from a couple of cops utilizing latent hamon power, showing a much cockier side in the Joestar line. Later after finding Speedwagon, Joseph discovers that the Stone Mask that Speedwagon had initially destroyed was merely a tool created by powerful, god-like creatures. Four have been discovered and they possess terrifying power... and glorious bods! With Caesar, Zepelli's descendant, at his side, Joseph aims to fend off these tyrants lest the world falls under their tyrannical rule once more.
Another unique aspect is this is the only series in the first six parts to not have anything to do with Dio's work, although it actually instead shows the powers that eventually MADE Dio into what he became in part 1. The Pillar Men were godlike creatures (AND BEEFY HUMMINAH HUMMINAH HUMMINAH) who are awakened and show impressive power and reveal why the Stone Masks were created. Also with names like Kars, Esidisi, and Wamuu, it's no wonder Araki went with bands to name most of his non-human characters.
The second shortest part in the series, Battle Tendency managed to include many memorable characters and one hell of a plot.[/spoiler]
PART THREE: STARDUST CRUSADERS
[spoiler]

The most recognized chapter of JJBA. Stardust Crusaders focuses on Jotaro Kujo, a stoic 16 year old with an attitude as strong as his potential. Grandson of Joseph Joestar, Jotaro begins the story by throwing himself into jail due to an unknown spirit coming from him and acting very savagely. Joseph comes to Japan from America and reveals to his grandson the truth: he has a Stand, a powerful spirit with great power that aids the person. Afterwards Jotaro's mother/Joseph's daughter falls into a great sickness. Her own stand is awakening but it's poisoning her as well. Along with Avdol, Joseph's friend from Egypt and a long time stand user, they figure the cause is none other than the revived villain himself: Dio, who stole the very body of Jonathan Joestar! The group proceeds to travel along with Kakyoin, a strange student from Jotaro's school, and Polnaraff, who seeks to slay the man who killed his sister. These Crusaders will stop at nothing to reach Egypt and kill Dio, once and for all.
You've most likely found out about JJBA because of this part in particular. This is where the Stands originate, some have their own battle cries, as well as Dio's various attacks. This is also MUCH longer than the previous parts, and is often split into half: First is the journey to Egypt and the other is the group's actual efforts inside Egypt. The first half deals with stands based off the traditional tarot cards (The group has Star Platinum, Silver Chariot, etc. while facing off against blander named stands like The Emperor, The Lovers, etc.) while the second is more along Egyptian gods.
Stardust Crusaders has had quite the following. There exists an OVA which unfortunately cuts out 99% of the comedy, a SNES RPG which cuts out 99% of the gameplay (HAH!) a few novels, and right now the anime is nearing the end of the story. Some people have started here and honestly it's not THAT much to miss if you do.)[/spoiler]
PART FOUR: DIAMOND IS UNBREAKABLE
[spoiler]

Years after the final battle in Egypt, Jotaro Kujo takes off to find a young man by the name of Josuke Higashikata. From a distance, Jotaro notices that Josuke stayed passive when confronted by a bunch of tough guys near the school entrance, yet the moment one of them insulted his hair, Josuke's demeanor changed completely as he brought out an amazing power: a Stand with the ability to attack and also repair. Smashing the faces of the hooligans yet also repairing so there were no lasting effects, Jotaro is convinced he has found the right kid. He reveals he was searching for Josuke because he is actually the illegitimate son of Joseph Joestar, who is now close to dying. While Josuke isn't too fond on following up on this, Jotaro also warns him of Stand users popping up. Apparently, the Bow and Arrow that was used by Dio to create many of his Stand army (including triggering his own actual Stand, The World) is causing other stands to pop up. These Stands possess much more unique - and dangerous - powers. Josuke's own Stand, Crazy Diamond, is very powerful, maybe more powerful than Star Platinum, yet this battle will require aid.
Oddly enough despite quite a bit of popularity, Diamond is Unbreakable has not had much media attention. Hopefully with Stardust Crusaders coming to an end we'll see this animated in great glory.[/spoiler]
I'll probably edit/post more later. There's four more parts after Diamond is Unbreakable but again, that's as far as I am right now.
Right now Josuke is shaping to be even better than Joseph. Never piss him off about his hair.